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The world needs less Turning Point USA and more Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"But what if people on the left are in the Epstein Files?"

First of all, those "left" people aren't left at all: They're Neo-Liberals (Clinton, et. al.). Neo-Liberals are basically Reagan Republicans with less brown-and-poor hate.

That's basically it. Fuck them all. Release the Epstein Files. NOW.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Proof of creative bankruptcy: The moment something enters the Public Domain, peoples' first inclination is to scream "YAY, LET'S MAKE IT SCARY!" At that point, you cease to be any kind of creative and regress to "kid excited because Halloween is coming."

I agree: No need for Betty Boop Horror.
We don't need a Betty Boop horror movie. The Fleischer cartoons had plenty of horror.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Some hard truths that Bethesda's biggest detractors need to swallow:

1. They're not going to make Elder Scrolls VI any faster.
2. They're not going to make Fallout V any faster, either.
3. They're not going to remaster 3 or New Vegas any faster.
4. In general, they're not going to do what you want.
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm guessing that the main driver behind the choice of seed for Hermitcraft 11 was Decked Out 3, given the structure generation around Tango's swamp...
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pro Tip for MrMattyPlays: Turn the exposure down, and maybe try some color-correcting in post.

Your thumbnails on your hate bait videos are gonna blind someone, ya fuckin' git...
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I'm sorry I ever shook John Fetterman's hand.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
TKO is tanking WWE. Tony Khan's lousy management has AEW stale at the bottom.

Wrestling boom is over, downturn is now. And this is gonna be a big downturn; Expect TKO to double down on it's anti-wrestling fan, pro-rich fuck strategy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Wing Rack Update: Of course Amazon had to screw up the tool delivery. Maybe tomorrow? Not sure yet. Apart from a drill but and a small hand saw, everything is here and ready. Picking up the X32 at work to swap out the PC; might as well hook it up with the other stage boxes, yeah? 3 AES50 ports...
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@schafferthedark.bsky.social being a fellow Scorpio certainly explains a lot of things, although I'm pretty sure our mutual enjoyment of most things purple is difficult to explain, even with star-crossed silliness... Happy Early Birthday!
My birthday is next Friday November 14th. In the interest of continuing a 14-year tradition, I again humbly ask that you indulge me and celebrate this non-holiday by posting a photo of you wearing something purple on the 14th and tagging it #schafferday Thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
One of the reasons I don't do Content Creation anymore just came across my YouTube main page.

Once upon a time, I did a video discussing something major in the gaming industry - to crickets. Six months later, some little shit does the same video, and he blew up.

Fuck YouTube.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Michael Stanley once (or maybe more times, but at least once) remarked that it was all about "the hang:" If someone was fun to hang out with, then they stuck around. If not...

That's what happened, Tom: This scene considers me a good hang. You? Not so much. That's why I'm here and you're not.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Did you order Crown Jewel whenever it happened? Planning on ordering Wrestlemania 43?

Then don't cry about New York's new mayor. Also: Saying "Looks Like New York Forgot" is pretty fucking racist.
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Here we are, seven years later, and yet two hours ago, another video proclaiming Fallout 76 to be a "failure" is released.

Rocky launch and protracted fixes aside, the game still very much exists, and still has an active player base to this day. And like it or not, the Atom Shop sells.

Failure? No
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Whoever mixed the audio in that Lavazza YouTube ad with Steve Carell needs to be fired.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Wing Rack Update: Most of the rack mods, as well as all of my patch cables, arrive later today. The rack itself arrives Wednesday - my 48th birthday, yay. Only things left now are some necessary drill bits, and the one component I left out to stay under budget...
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Once you realize that football is the only way ANY school makes money (or garners prestige), then this is less surprising.

Doesn't matter what the politics of the school are - the football program ALWAYS takes top priority.
The best part about the school voucher scam? Private religious schools use vouchers to recruit athletes.

They are defunding public schools to make their football teams better…
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Kash Patel is a benchode.
It doesn’t get more pathetic than this. What a complete loser.
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It's not often that LA dodges a bullet.

But it did yesterday.
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Wing Rack Update: Alright, here we go. Now, there will be an actual rack to install the Wing et. al. into, thus finally justifying the term "Wing Rack." Was going to go 16u and add a 4u drawer, but eh. 12u saves money (on the extra drawer, too), which is good, because this hit my budget limit...
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Essential, Eternal, Eastman...
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
All that marble, puts me in cold shock just looking at it. Doom at least has some warmth to it...
Genuinely can't decide whether Trump's new bathroom is better or worse than the infamous Something Awful Doom Bathroom
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Right now, my entire day revolves around awaiting the arrival of the UPS person with my stage box. Since delivery people often have a problem wrapping their heads around the concept of "There are more apartments around the back," I have to be ultra-vigilant, lest it end up at the neighbors'...
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Don't know about you, but if I ever got a letter from a "concerned Christian neighbor" about Halloween decorations, there'd only be one thing for it: Call the local Queer community and have them create the most flamboyantly gay Halloween display ever.
Just got a long, anonymous letter from "A Concerned Christian Neighbour" in regard to our Halloween decorations -- a cardboard Jack Skellington, a few plastic pumpkins, and some wonky-ass cardboard bats with googly eyes my kids cut out
October 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think I may have successfully acquired an elusive Midas DN4888. If this holds true, then I can finally move forward with the new rack. This, with a single balanced xlr cable, takes me from 24/8 to 32/16, with tons more room for expansion with stage boxes. Two of which I already own!
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM