Loz Thornton
@lozt77.bsky.social
Project Manager, Colliefather, ex-hockey player/coach now supporter of hockey progeny, pro-Europe, ally
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Loz Thornton
@lozt77.bsky.social
· Nov 15
THREAD:
There was once a pub called 'The Bluebird'. It wasn't perfect, it had its share of oddball customers but, nevertheless, you'd find yourself popping in most days on your way home from work for a pint and a natter with friends. Over time though, the clientele began to change,
There was once a pub called 'The Bluebird'. It wasn't perfect, it had its share of oddball customers but, nevertheless, you'd find yourself popping in most days on your way home from work for a pint and a natter with friends. Over time though, the clientele began to change,
Oddly, all this has done is intensify my Imposter Syndrome 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Oddly, all this has done is intensify my Imposter Syndrome 🤔
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Today’s poem is called ‘How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors’.
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Today’s poem is called ‘How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors’.
I can pretty much guarantee that the Venn diagram of the people calling for another General Election and the people who have spent 8 years saying that Brexit was a democratic decision which must be respected, is a circle.
November 25, 2024 at 10:21 AM
I can pretty much guarantee that the Venn diagram of the people calling for another General Election and the people who have spent 8 years saying that Brexit was a democratic decision which must be respected, is a circle.
You guys are giving me flashbacks to my grandmother who used to pronounce it a 'chayze longyoo'
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
You guys are giving me flashbacks to my grandmother who used to pronounce it a 'chayze longyoo'
Jesus. Just popped in on the other site. Inevitably, it's just full of twunts saying, "So much for so-called climate change, I've just had to scrape snow off my car!" 🙄
November 19, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Jesus. Just popped in on the other site. Inevitably, it's just full of twunts saying, "So much for so-called climate change, I've just had to scrape snow off my car!" 🙄
The stupidest thing you've ever heard.... so far.
November 18, 2024 at 8:09 AM
The stupidest thing you've ever heard.... so far.
You know what you should do about that?
(Sorry, only kidding)
(Sorry, only kidding)
November 17, 2024 at 9:02 PM
You know what you should do about that?
(Sorry, only kidding)
(Sorry, only kidding)
Never understood what went on in that product planning session.
"We need a new shower gel, what does it need?"
"To smell nice?"
"To keep you clean?"
"To make your balls simultaneously feel like they're burning and freezing?"
"We need a new shower gel, what does it need?"
"To smell nice?"
"To keep you clean?"
"To make your balls simultaneously feel like they're burning and freezing?"
November 17, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Never understood what went on in that product planning session.
"We need a new shower gel, what does it need?"
"To smell nice?"
"To keep you clean?"
"To make your balls simultaneously feel like they're burning and freezing?"
"We need a new shower gel, what does it need?"
"To smell nice?"
"To keep you clean?"
"To make your balls simultaneously feel like they're burning and freezing?"
That sounds worth a follow...
a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
That sounds worth a follow...
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If you like movies with a huge twist at the end you should watch the Chubby Checker biopic.
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
If you like movies with a huge twist at the end you should watch the Chubby Checker biopic.
A few pics from today's ramble on the moors. Slightly spoiled by the deafening noise of the grouse shooting which terrified Milo 🤨
November 17, 2024 at 4:34 PM
A few pics from today's ramble on the moors. Slightly spoiled by the deafening noise of the grouse shooting which terrified Milo 🤨
I know everyone is happy at the moment that this is a lot nicer than that other shitsite and the ability to block all the RW arseholes is refreshing. However, I'm worried that it will make people forget that they do still exist and, based on recent elections, make up more than 50% of the population.
November 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I know everyone is happy at the moment that this is a lot nicer than that other shitsite and the ability to block all the RW arseholes is refreshing. However, I'm worried that it will make people forget that they do still exist and, based on recent elections, make up more than 50% of the population.
These two posts came up next to each other in my timeline.
Do jokes about kidnapping barber's families go down well with the pre-school audience? 🤔
I know people say that kids are much more grown up these days, but...
Do jokes about kidnapping barber's families go down well with the pre-school audience? 🤔
I know people say that kids are much more grown up these days, but...
November 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
These two posts came up next to each other in my timeline.
Do jokes about kidnapping barber's families go down well with the pre-school audience? 🤔
I know people say that kids are much more grown up these days, but...
Do jokes about kidnapping barber's families go down well with the pre-school audience? 🤔
I know people say that kids are much more grown up these days, but...
My bottles of orange taurine shower gel (which I bought because they were on offer) kept running out really fast, turned out my teenage daughter really liked the smell and had been helping herself! 🙄
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
My bottles of orange taurine shower gel (which I bought because they were on offer) kept running out really fast, turned out my teenage daughter really liked the smell and had been helping herself! 🙄
Have you seen the clip of the bloke who mixed up his toothpaste and deep heat? That's a mistake you'd only make once 😯
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Have you seen the clip of the bloke who mixed up his toothpaste and deep heat? That's a mistake you'd only make once 😯
That shit should come with a warning triangle on the bottle ⚠️ 🚫🍒🍆
November 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
That shit should come with a warning triangle on the bottle ⚠️ 🚫🍒🍆
What do you mean "far from over"? It's barely started. With Trump in power all of these people feel legitimised. When are people going to realise that overt Nazis are just the head of an enormous boil of closet racists and bigots. They are not a 'tiny minority'
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
What do you mean "far from over"? It's barely started. With Trump in power all of these people feel legitimised. When are people going to realise that overt Nazis are just the head of an enormous boil of closet racists and bigots. They are not a 'tiny minority'
This is the bit I don't get. He follows you, not the other way round. If I follow someone and I start to find them boring or they constantly post things I don't like. I unfollow them. Why would you follow someone just to tell them you don't like what they post?
November 16, 2024 at 7:54 PM
This is the bit I don't get. He follows you, not the other way round. If I follow someone and I start to find them boring or they constantly post things I don't like. I unfollow them. Why would you follow someone just to tell them you don't like what they post?
I'll take six little ones please, Rachel. 😳
November 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I'll take six little ones please, Rachel. 😳
Fair point. If they did one which smelled like roast potatoes and gravy I'd be well up for it.
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Fair point. If they did one which smelled like roast potatoes and gravy I'd be well up for it.
It makes more sense than the ones that are "made with orange, cinnamon and sage". It's a bodywash not a turkey baste.
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
It makes more sense than the ones that are "made with orange, cinnamon and sage". It's a bodywash not a turkey baste.
Is there a way of bookmarking posts. There are a few I've seen with audio which I'd like to listen to but won't be able to find again
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Is there a way of bookmarking posts. There are a few I've seen with audio which I'd like to listen to but won't be able to find again
The guy's a sockphobic monster. He needs to be cancelled.
November 15, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The guy's a sockphobic monster. He needs to be cancelled.
I had no idea that was a thing. I got that it was full of horrible people but I never thought about people being targeted in that way.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I had no idea that was a thing. I got that it was full of horrible people but I never thought about people being targeted in that way.