You guys are giving me flashbacks to my grandmother who used to pronounce it a 'chayze longyoo'

The stupidest thing you've ever heard.... so far.

You know what you should do about that?

(Sorry, only kidding)

Never understood what went on in that product planning session.

"We need a new shower gel, what does it need?"

"To smell nice?"

"To keep you clean?"

"To make your balls simultaneously feel like they're burning and freezing?"

That sounds worth a follow...

These two posts came up next to each other in my timeline.

Do jokes about kidnapping barber's families go down well with the pre-school audience? 🤔

I know people say that kids are much more grown up these days, but...

My bottles of orange taurine shower gel (which I bought because they were on offer) kept running out really fast, turned out my teenage daughter really liked the smell and had been helping herself! 🙄

Have you seen the clip of the bloke who mixed up his toothpaste and deep heat? That's a mistake you'd only make once 😯

That shit should come with a warning triangle on the bottle ⚠️ 🚫🍒🍆

What do you mean "far from over"? It's barely started. With Trump in power all of these people feel legitimised. When are people going to realise that overt Nazis are just the head of an enormous boil of closet racists and bigots. They are not a 'tiny minority'

This is the bit I don't get. He follows you, not the other way round. If I follow someone and I start to find them boring or they constantly post things I don't like. I unfollow them. Why would you follow someone just to tell them you don't like what they post?

I'll take six little ones please, Rachel. 😳

Fair point. If they did one which smelled like roast potatoes and gravy I'd be well up for it.

It makes more sense than the ones that are "made with orange, cinnamon and sage". It's a bodywash not a turkey baste.

The guy's a sockphobic monster. He needs to be cancelled.

I had no idea that was a thing. I got that it was full of horrible people but I never thought about people being targeted in that way.