Lowearthorbital
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Ok Spelling Bee, then what exactly did Leonardo DiCaprio do to Cillian Murphy in that movie, hmmmmmm?
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ok Spelling Bee, then what exactly did Leonardo DiCaprio do to Cillian Murphy in that movie, hmmmmmm?
Twisting my expression into a mien of exaggerated annoyance and disbelief that Spelling Bee doesn’t accept “Gurning” despite the NYT apparently having previously run an article about a gurning contest.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Twisting my expression into a mien of exaggerated annoyance and disbelief that Spelling Bee doesn’t accept “Gurning” despite the NYT apparently having previously run an article about a gurning contest.
Took down the tomato patch this weekend and roasted the leftovers for sauce.
October 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Took down the tomato patch this weekend and roasted the leftovers for sauce.
Ozempic Vulva cannot be the name of a medical condition. Ozempic Vulva is the name of a reader at Drag Queen Story Hour at the library who routinely causes the local evangelicals to get red-assed on Facebook.
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ozempic Vulva cannot be the name of a medical condition. Ozempic Vulva is the name of a reader at Drag Queen Story Hour at the library who routinely causes the local evangelicals to get red-assed on Facebook.
Saturday I ran 20 miles and my health apps told me I have the fitness age of a man 9 years’ my junior. This morning I lifted my coffee mug to take a sip and every muscle in my left shoulder and back seized up and now I’m staggering around the kitchen like Quasimodo.
October 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Saturday I ran 20 miles and my health apps told me I have the fitness age of a man 9 years’ my junior. This morning I lifted my coffee mug to take a sip and every muscle in my left shoulder and back seized up and now I’m staggering around the kitchen like Quasimodo.
Back on my bullshit….
October 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Back on my bullshit….
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It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate.
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The Nightmare Before Michaelmas
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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September 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate.
youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ
youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ
Ruin a band with law
Blackacre Flag
Blackacre Flag
Ruin a band with law
Fee Simple Minds
Fee Simple Minds
Ruin a band with law
Blackstone's Sabbath
Blackstone's Sabbath
September 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ruin a band with law
Blackacre Flag
Blackacre Flag
Gettin’ Raptured, BRB
September 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gettin’ Raptured, BRB
Grabbed a copy of Graves’ translation of Lucan’s Pharsalia off the $1 book rack at Commonwealth Books yesterday. Leafing through this evening, and came to this arresting section heading in Book VIII
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Grabbed a copy of Graves’ translation of Lucan’s Pharsalia off the $1 book rack at Commonwealth Books yesterday. Leafing through this evening, and came to this arresting section heading in Book VIII
Lay-bor Day-bor!
September 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lay-bor Day-bor!
Admittedly, obscure, but still a recognizable English word with similar roots to “invocation” and “advocate”.
Recognize my pangram, you cowards!
Recognize my pangram, you cowards!
August 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Admittedly, obscure, but still a recognizable English word with similar roots to “invocation” and “advocate”.
Recognize my pangram, you cowards!
Recognize my pangram, you cowards!
Denied some points for an oldie-but-goody. Encountered this word back in college when I was on an Arthurian kick, and it has stuck w/me since.
August 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Denied some points for an oldie-but-goody. Encountered this word back in college when I was on an Arthurian kick, and it has stuck w/me since.
Spelling Bee just getting its whole ass out again, not knowing a word that is familiar to anyone who has ever had to do maintenance on an old outboard boat motor and -aggravatingly- was a pangram.
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Spelling Bee just getting its whole ass out again, not knowing a word that is familiar to anyone who has ever had to do maintenance on an old outboard boat motor and -aggravatingly- was a pangram.
Ok, then, Spelling Bee… how would *you* describe suspensions like mayonnaise?
July 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ok, then, Spelling Bee… how would *you* describe suspensions like mayonnaise?
What do *you* call it when you use a winch, Spelling Bee?
July 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What do *you* call it when you use a winch, Spelling Bee?
When you check the list of your <100 followers, and amongst the obvious porn-bots and crypto scammers you find a well-known investigative journalist…
June 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When you check the list of your <100 followers, and amongst the obvious porn-bots and crypto scammers you find a well-known investigative journalist…
Honestly not sure if I’m wrong and there’s no singular, or if Spelling Bee is just showing its ass again, but I suspect it’s the latter.
June 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Honestly not sure if I’m wrong and there’s no singular, or if Spelling Bee is just showing its ass again, but I suspect it’s the latter.
Whatever happened to the murder hornets? That’s a Trump season-1 plot thread that seems overdue for a revisit…
May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Whatever happened to the murder hornets? That’s a Trump season-1 plot thread that seems overdue for a revisit…
Gettin’ real sick of your shit, Spelling Bee.
April 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Gettin’ real sick of your shit, Spelling Bee.
Denied a pangram again because Spelling Bee is dim about chemistry.
April 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Denied a pangram again because Spelling Bee is dim about chemistry.
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my
Come-come my lady
You're my
April 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my
Come-come my lady
You're my
Does the 24% tariff on Japanese goods apply to anime, collectible figurines, and waifu pillows? Because I could see that being a decent wedge issue for Democrats…
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Does the 24% tariff on Japanese goods apply to anime, collectible figurines, and waifu pillows? Because I could see that being a decent wedge issue for Democrats…
Apparently RFK Jr. is running the Spelling Bee
April 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Apparently RFK Jr. is running the Spelling Bee