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@lovelaced.bsky.social
barasocialistic clown — take a look at banner cj

(sorry love this is an 🔞 only space)





art by @artseamoni.bsky.social
alt text: blackhaired man attacking a blond man holding a sword with a spear

profile pic: cartoon horse with red clown nose
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this is a fandom account. i often tweet N S F W content, so no minors, sorry. my current parasocial obsessions are:
ofmd: stackham & stizzy
iwtv: daniel/armand
hannibal/heu: madancy
and the actor who voiced the cartoon horse in my pfp
hello how do I add alt text to my tumblr profile. I have updated it the first time since 2013 and I don't know anything anymore.
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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social media bans for minors were never intended to "protect" PLEASE. it was SUCH a thinly veiled excuse i am baffled by some people parroting this bs.
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Would love an outright ban on holiday homes. Beautiful houses that could be permanent homes lying idle and unoccupied for most of the year is madness.
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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Before Keith Porter, Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti… ICE killed a father after he dropped his kids off at school.

We didn’t hear much about it because he was undocumented.

They said he was trying to flee & shot him in the back of the neck.

Silverio Villegas-González.

Don’t forget him.
February 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Jack to pretty much everyone.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
the top 4 of my hitparade of obsessions. i wonder what a boy band with their voices might sound like
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
also connichiro as bond and will as the evil bond girl 🫦🔥
if other things i wish come true:
- playing a bond villain
- being cast as batman in a live action batman movie
- starring in a period movie
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
between the age of 15 and 30 i had numerous relationships with men aged 50 and above. they all told me they fell in love with me because i was more mature than my peers. not saying they were always lying but after the relationships ended, they'd date another girl in their early 20s hmm
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Went to the pictures (for the first time since before the pandemic) to see "Is This Thing On?" and it was so good. Sometimes, I forget the Broadway exists, but no more.
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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how do you prefer your will? clean shaven or with a short beard?
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Anti-trans bigots lie, all the time, about everything.
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
psa and reminder for new followers:
this is a fandom account. i often tweet N S F W content, so no minors, sorry. my current parasocial obsessions are:
ofmd: stackham & stizzy
iwtv: daniel/armand
hannibal/heu: madancy
and the actor who voiced the cartoon horse in my pfp
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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ScreenRant presents an exclusive BTS clip from #IsThisThingOn, in which Will Arnett and Laura Dern reflect on Bradley Cooper’s directorial vision.

Is This Thing On will be available on Digital on February 10.
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Bradley Cooper dramedy Is This Thing On?, starring Will Arnett as a man who gets into stand-up comedy to cope with his divorce, is coming to home release soon.
How To Watch Bradley Cooper's Is This Thing On? At Home - SlashFilm
www.slashfilm.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
random memory: i asked a person in a twitter GC if they could unblock a person i wanted to add to the chat. i told them that i'd respect if they had a personal reason to block them. the person replied, they didn't know the blocked person but a BNF had told them to block them so they did.
February 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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here is my beloved sexy secretary / slutty pa jack who gives his boss stede hell from day one but never gets fired, and everyone wonders why.
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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WATCH: Laura Dern talks about the “relationship bootcamp” Bradley Cooper put her and Will Arnett through before filming Is This Thing On?

celebrity.nine.com.au/movies/laura...
Why Laura Dern 'was concerned' about working with Will Arnett
celebrity.nine.com.au
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
so, first parasocial deed of the day done: explaining on the www why i find will far more attractive than patrick (funny to me because objectively the two look very much alike) i'm sure the redditors of the world will be thrilled to know 🤡
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
i remember in the beginnings of the www i thought the internet would be the great equalizer, that would end racism and misogyny, simply because it wouldn't matter anymore how people looked like. sorry i was clueless to my defense i was 22
One thing about the enormous pressure journalists are under to make videos and TikToks and do streams that kills me is that, like… some of us are meant to be read and not seen. Commenters get SO MAD about the way I look whenever my face breaches containment! Just let me write!
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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I really fell for IS THIS THING ON? and not just because it’s a film about middle-age and separation that offers hope for a second act, but that helps. Will Arnett in full dramatic mode is a revelation and somehow Laura Dern does the impossible by making me love her even more than ever.
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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tw for epilepsy fast moving images

bill armett bad wig day but i still adore you
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Zheng from OFMD, for dear @sussexbound.bsky.social ❤️❤️
#ourflagmeansdeath #renewasacrew
January 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Pspsps prompting you to list jobs you've had is data mining, that's a common security question.
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM