🌨 NIGGALANCHE 🏔
@lotusdollasign.bsky.social
Just a real nigga that do music sometimes. If you not Black, I'm not allowed to like you.
#NiggaSky
#NiggaSky
Niggas in BMWs.
guaranteed horrible drivers:
- ppl who drive minivans.
- ppl with TX license plates.
- ppl who drive minivans.
- ppl with TX license plates.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Niggas in BMWs.
Gotdamn nigga
@lotusdollasign.bsky.social has swears! They've used 851 profanities in their last 1,450 posts.
🥇 "shit" (237 times)
🥈 "niggas" (219 times)
🥉 "nigga" (124 times)
🥇 "shit" (237 times)
🥈 "niggas" (219 times)
🥉 "nigga" (124 times)
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Gotdamn nigga
A nigga wholesome denna mf right?
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@profanity.accountant
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A nigga wholesome denna mf right?
@profanity.accountant
@profanity.accountant
Pussy.
Penis.
Butter.
What kinda freaked out bullshit 🤦🏽♂️
Penis.
Butter.
What kinda freaked out bullshit 🤦🏽♂️
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Pussy.
Penis.
Butter.
What kinda freaked out bullshit 🤦🏽♂️
Penis.
Butter.
What kinda freaked out bullshit 🤦🏽♂️
Shout out to the Medium Meat Militia.
big dick doesn't = good dick at the fuck all.
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Shout out to the Medium Meat Militia.
If people weren't so closed minded to the idea that other people sexuality & romantic attraction dynamics do not operate the same as theirs, so many less relationships would have to end over finding out a good friend likes or wants to have sex with them.
Your best friend (of your preferred gender) just confessed they are in love with you.
Wyd?
Giving them a chance?
(Be honest and don’t give the hivemind answer.)
Wyd?
Giving them a chance?
(Be honest and don’t give the hivemind answer.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If people weren't so closed minded to the idea that other people sexuality & romantic attraction dynamics do not operate the same as theirs, so many less relationships would have to end over finding out a good friend likes or wants to have sex with them.
Katt Williams said "it's esteem of yo muthafuckin self"
18. Where does self esteem stem from?
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Katt Williams said "it's esteem of yo muthafuckin self"
I ain't been ugly since 93.
Fellas, have you tried not being ugly?
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I ain't been ugly since 93.
Some of these responses man
Your best friend (of your preferred gender) just confessed they are in love with you.
Wyd?
Giving them a chance?
(Be honest and don’t give the hivemind answer.)
Wyd?
Giving them a chance?
(Be honest and don’t give the hivemind answer.)
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Some of these responses man
Ion see nun wrong personally.
Y’all arguing about a tea page and joseline outside like this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Ion see nun wrong personally.
Idk what he did but I kinda get it for some reason.
Baby can we talk about my hatred of the rapper Consequence?
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Idk what he did but I kinda get it for some reason.
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Much like gun waiting periods, we have to implement memoir waiting periods. You shouldn't be able to publish that book about that thing that happened for at least 5 years.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Much like gun waiting periods, we have to implement memoir waiting periods. You shouldn't be able to publish that book about that thing that happened for at least 5 years.
I really was on that "stop fuckin beating kids" wave back in like 2011 and I lost friends behind that shit. Neither of us even had kids, niggas just love fantasizing about lovingly beating children of their own one day, and that shit weird, and a nigga like me finna call it what it is every time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I really was on that "stop fuckin beating kids" wave back in like 2011 and I lost friends behind that shit. Neither of us even had kids, niggas just love fantasizing about lovingly beating children of their own one day, and that shit weird, and a nigga like me finna call it what it is every time.
Ion know fam, you mighta been acting a lil boojy
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Ion know fam, you mighta been acting a lil boojy
Feelin like I just wanna lovingly hold an entire unsliced brisket in my arms like a newborn baby and just bite a thick ass chunk out of it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Feelin like I just wanna lovingly hold an entire unsliced brisket in my arms like a newborn baby and just bite a thick ass chunk out of it.
Even when I was young I never understood the extra hype attached to titties being perky, like okay and? 😭
Titties with a lil hang to em>>>>>
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Even when I was young I never understood the extra hype attached to titties being perky, like okay and? 😭
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Titties with a lil hang to em>>>>>
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Titties with a lil hang to em>>>>>
I really do not like whites.
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I really do not like whites.
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Sometimes you see things that convince you thin people do not understand being fat. No, it is not "big back" to put chicken wings around the outside of a pizza crust. Do you know how annoyed I would be to have to change eating modes to work around a chicken bone in my pizza? I'd use chicken tenders.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Sometimes you see things that convince you thin people do not understand being fat. No, it is not "big back" to put chicken wings around the outside of a pizza crust. Do you know how annoyed I would be to have to change eating modes to work around a chicken bone in my pizza? I'd use chicken tenders.
November/December nigga discrimination
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
November/December nigga discrimination
I learned this real quick my first year of college cuz that was my first time regularly not being in predominantly Black & Latino spaces. A lotta them folk had to pick themselves up off the ground cuz you got me fucked up, and this body too big to be stopped once it start moving.
Fixed it☺️😂😂
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I learned this real quick my first year of college cuz that was my first time regularly not being in predominantly Black & Latino spaces. A lotta them folk had to pick themselves up off the ground cuz you got me fucked up, and this body too big to be stopped once it start moving.
One of my favorite teachers was my 10th grade English teacher and I was always a writer.
(I had a real big crush on that lady 😭)
One of them I had twice in high school. Once for Precal and then the class I had wit Calculus & College Algebra. She kinda made me realize I liked math a lot.
(I had a real big crush on that lady 😭)
One of them I had twice in high school. Once for Precal and then the class I had wit Calculus & College Algebra. She kinda made me realize I liked math a lot.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
One of my favorite teachers was my 10th grade English teacher and I was always a writer.
(I had a real big crush on that lady 😭)
One of them I had twice in high school. Once for Precal and then the class I had wit Calculus & College Algebra. She kinda made me realize I liked math a lot.
(I had a real big crush on that lady 😭)
One of them I had twice in high school. Once for Precal and then the class I had wit Calculus & College Algebra. She kinda made me realize I liked math a lot.
Jumping to conclusions.
Question 2:
What is your favorite form of exercise?
What is your favorite form of exercise?
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Jumping to conclusions.
4'11".
Yes.
Yes.
Question 1:
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
4'11".
Yes.
Yes.