Losfreaklander
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Losfreaklander
@losfreaklander.bsky.social
Timmy Two Chins
The incels on the other app are having grok put women in bikins after they post pics. AI running unchecked is going to kill us all.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Capers are DISGUSTING, chicken milanese from my old job's chef is the ONLY time ill put up w them. He had a michelin star and i still picked half them out.
This is Hilarious to me. I was in a capers kick and copped a jar from Costco a few months ago. The update is fuck capers as a staff and muthafucking crew.
I also got the ick from a man who didn't know what a caper was.

He asked what I was cooking and when I got to the capers part, he replied, "as in robberies?"
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Who? Mike Jones
With this victory, Virginia Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger will continue to have a Democratic trifecta when she is sworn in next week.

Congrats, Senator-elect Jones!
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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1 woman's "ick" is another woman's "oh?"
While partying with the uncles and aunties tonight at Rowhouse. I ear hustled a woman a little creeped out because her new dude aggressively licked her tummy tuck scar. Her friends
a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying that ain t no problem .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying that ain t no problem .
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January 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Duck sauce also. I copped a giant jar of capers and duck sauce. Me after 1 week.
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
While partying with the uncles and aunties tonight at Rowhouse. I ear hustled a woman a little creeped out because her new dude aggressively licked her tummy tuck scar. Her friends
a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying that ain t no problem .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying that ain t no problem .
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January 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
While partying with the uncles and aunties tonight at Rowhouse. I ear hustled a woman a little creeped out because her new dude aggressively licked her tummy tuck scar. Her friends
a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says that aint no problem
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says that aint no problem
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January 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Just left RowHouse. DJ SNS spins on Tuesdays. Nice to see the thick Uptown Aunties having a good time. I bought a few rounds for strangers. Good vibes only.
a man in a suit stands in a boxing ring
ALT: a man in a suit stands in a boxing ring
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January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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He took me to a slam poetry night and gave a solo standing ovation for an absurd amount of time for the worst poem I've ever heard. Like, he was really feeling that stupid fucking poem and he brought it up on the way home 😭

That was the last man I ever dated too 😭😭
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
This is Hilarious to me. I was in a capers kick and copped a jar from Costco a few months ago. The update is fuck capers as a staff and muthafucking crew.
I also got the ick from a man who didn't know what a caper was.

He asked what I was cooking and when I got to the capers part, he replied, "as in robberies?"
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My son text me $200 worth of skincare products. What happened to good old fashioned Noxzema?
a man holding a microphone with the words i identify as poor behind him
ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words i identify as poor behind him
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January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
There is lovely woman in her 50's that I will see tonight at my son's afterschool nutrition program. She has stage 3 kidney disease and is trying to eat better. Somebody mentioned they got a covid shot and she went off on how black people should not take "the jab".
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says black madness
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says black madness
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January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The Flu is toe tagging people.
a man says " have fun ok and be safe " in a gif
ALT: a man says " have fun ok and be safe " in a gif
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January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Hey man. Mike Epps made a comment about celebrating drug dealers getting out of jail. Here is Mike also celebrating Guy coming home.
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
My uncle in a few weeks at the BBW stripper superbowl party.
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Gotta disappear when the spot gets hot.
January 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Im sure this is authentic alpaca back meat but I might have to be in there
All you can eat oxtails sounds insane. Is this high levels of niggatry?
idk
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
All you can eat oxtails sounds insane. Is this high levels of niggatry?
idk
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I sit in the balcony at church. Saw somebody 3 rows in front of me check their twitter a few times during church. Not sure what kind of timeline they have. I would never open this appor the other one in church. The devil is on the timeline daily. lol
a woman is dancing in a living room and says i rebuke it in the name of the lord .
ALT: a woman is dancing in a living room and says i rebuke it in the name of the lord .
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January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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For people who don't know what "7 On Your Side" is, it was how you complained to companies on Twitter before there was a Twitter. A company would screw you over, you would call your local news, and they would have a reporter pull up to the office with no warning. It was a delight.
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Losfreaklander
Look at this gucci store being robbed while they back the brinks truck up to the fucking treasury….
Every day we hear about one individual who stole billions and millions getting pardoned. Crime is whatever the news says it is. Where are all those videos about retail theft? They really shape the general publics perception of crime with a 24/7 dose cop propaganda. We are cooked.
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Every day we hear about one individual who stole billions and millions getting pardoned. Crime is whatever the news says it is. Where are all those videos about retail theft? They really shape the general publics perception of crime with a 24/7 dose cop propaganda. We are cooked.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Wait they brought Spartacus back??? That was a show. Let's go!
a man in a roman armor is screaming spartacus .
ALT: a man in a roman armor is screaming spartacus .
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January 4, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Yup
Lots of paid accounts popping up defending Trump's actions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM