Gab!
gabstaton.bsky.social
Gab!
@gabstaton.bsky.social
Very unserious individual. 🏳️‍🌈
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can't believe I just watched that whole game.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The CHAIN
I saw him do this shit and I haven't known peace since. That man had to learn how to engineer a fucking BMX and THEN made it chocolate. He is a mutant, find Professor X.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The Senate just passed legislation to reopen the government. 60-40.

39 Democrats and Rand Paul opposed the measure.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Saw "build up" and thought it already had. Then he just went stupid.
They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.

HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Everybody gains weight when they move to Texas 😂
They say Ant Davis is overweight since he got to Dallas lmfaoooo all that food Luka was eating now AD is
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BAZOOMS!
sweet christ almighty. can you even call those “titties”? i feel like you have to call them TITS in all caps
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ok we got a few flurries flurrying!
a man with a scarf around his neck is looking up with a netflix logo in the corner
ALT: a man with a scarf around his neck is looking up with a netflix logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Now I gotta figure out how to get this heavy ass cactus inside
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We getting a lil wintry mix tonight??
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh I been clocking this for a min. Especially after them Halloween pics.
In more important alphabet news 🤩 #TheRow 🌈
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Remember we share the internet with bird brains
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I guarantee you she loves riding in that damn Toyota. Ain't never met a country woman that don't wanna hop up in a truck.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Especially if they outdoorsy. Cause those luxury trucks do not be real trucks that can haul and hitch up to shit.
A lot of basketball players drive regular degular cars. Hate to bust your bubble if yeen know.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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This up there with “fucking the text man for texts” and
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
😭😭😭😭
"He picked Meg up in a Toyota"...ok and your boyfriend picked you up in your car...
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Rob Gronkowski to sign a 1-day contract to retire as a Patriot, per Mike Kadlick.
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
"The Democrats!"
40 days of suffering to get nothing but a pinky swear and a “deal” that includes following a rule already in place.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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BREAKING:

Trump has just issued pardons to dozens of conservatives who tried to overturn the 2020 election results, including: Mark Meadows, Kenneth Chesebro, Jeffrey Clark, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, John Eastman, Boris Epshteyn, and more — per pardon attorney Ed Martin.
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Starting All Her Fault. I see this is gonna be a wild ride from literally the first minute on.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love me some Dua Lipa!
I need Black people to join the Dua Lipa wave. I haven’t felt this way about a pop star since Britney honestly. My big 3 of the white pop girls of TODAY are

- Dua Lipa
- Ariana Grande
- TBD (this slot switches alot between Sabrina and a few others)
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Death by Lightning (Netflix) is very good. Pretty accurate storytelling too. Great cast. Highly recommend.
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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BREAKING: The NWSL is awarding its 17th franchise to Atlanta and will join the league for a record expansion fee of $165 million, sources tell The Athletic.

Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I know the under side of that shirt and suit sleeve is caked with makeup
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM