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Lord Somethingorother
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Hack writer for the Metal Crypt. Kneel before your godking.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing

Robert Slant
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing

Janis Coplin
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

James Fetfield
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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what people miss every time thomas jefferson discourse comes up is the key to squaring the difference between his life and choices and his eloquently-stated opinions is that he was a deeply weird, self-hating bitch and if he was alive today he'd be a 37-year-old with a discord kitten
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Something to think about is for a fraction of the total spend on AI, we could have started mining asteroids, built a permanent base on the fucking Moon, and still had trillions leftover to feed and clothe the poor.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I put those things in contrast because Whitey on the Moon is both correct and more of a total condemnation of our combination of priorities.

It is actually wholly possible to build a glittery Star Trek bullshit future AND fight the problems of the here and now.

We trade both for gewgaws.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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A brooding and powerful dose of Finnish doom/death. Review of Before the Dawn - Cold Flare Eternal.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Before the Dawn - Cold Flare Eternal
Before the Dawn Cold Flare Eternal review Melodic Death Metal
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November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Fiery, old-school black/thrash worship. Review of Evilcult - The Devil Is Always Looking for Souls.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Evilcult - The Devil Is Always Looking for Souls
Evilcult The Devil Is Always Looking for Souls review Black/Thrash
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November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Not revolutionary, but a really good Black Metal album. Review of Fír - Het sinistere oog.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Fír - Het sinistere oog
Fír Het sinistere oog review Black Metal
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November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Straight-up thrash metal that should have you throwing your fist in the air. Review of Mezzrow - Embrace the Awakening.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Mezzrow - Embrace the Awakening
Mezzrow Embrace the Awakening review Thrash Metal
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November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The thing about science, what makes it science, is that it's not simply a matter of opinion. It's a rigorous, evidence-based process. That makes it more trustworthy and also means some claims lose.

"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts."
-Moynihan

I miss that standard.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Folky doom metal from Iran that's novel and earnest
alizam.bandcamp.com/album/exiliu...
Exilium Vitae, by Alizam
9 track album
alizam.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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how the sam heck did i miss this? mark duplass is an absolute gem 🖤
CREEP's Mark Duplass Launches Found Footage Fund For Trans Filmmakers
He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.
www.fangoria.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Online movie complaining is all about trying to find plot holes by not doing any thinking whatsoever. Like in the new Jurassic World movie, I saw complaints about the loser boyfriend jumping into the ocean to rescue his girlfriend. My wife saw that and thought, "Of course, he'd be a lifeguard."
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Unpolished underground death metal authenticity.Review of Sapremia - Subconscious Existence.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Sapremia - Subconscious Existence
Sapremia Subconscious Existence review Death Metal
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November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A more conventional album for this odd band. Review of Corretja - Open Source Content.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Corretja - Open Source Content
Corretja Open Source Content review Melodic Death Metal
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November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fucking posers, how about you get in front of a camera if you like posing so much? How about you turn away from the camera so I can get your good side, the side that poses? Yeah, now claw at the camera like a tiger, since you like posing as something you're not. Maybe get on your hands and kne
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Helloween - Live in Helsinki, Finland, November 6, 2025

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Helloween - Live in Helsinki, Finland, November 6, 2025
YouTube video by The Metal Crypt
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Interesting doomy, atmospheric black metal with a mix of operatic and extreme female vocals. Review of Bianca - Bianca.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Bianca - Bianca
Bianca Bianca review Black Metal
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November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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A mournful slab of melodic doom/death out of Jordan. Review of Falling Leaves - The Silence That Binds Us.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Falling Leaves - The Silence That Binds Us
Falling Leaves The Silence That Binds Us review Doom/Death
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November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This long-running Power Metal band still can't match their past glories. Review of Human Fortress - Reign of Gold.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Human Fortress - Reign of Gold
Human Fortress Reign of Gold review Power Metal
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November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I'd like more reviewers to take stands. If you find the use of generative AI in game development repugnant and you find its use ruins a game for you, then that's the review you should write. And that low score is the score you should give.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Seeing this dogshit band get press again so just a reminder that Tailgunner's bassist is a heinous transphobe that spends his free time harassing innocent trans women
Bassist from Tailgunner is a transphobe. Fuck him and his band.

CW: Transphobia
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Raw, energetic death/thrash with a cinematic flavour. Review of Anathematise - Bizarre Tales from the Past and the Future.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Anathematise - Bizarre Tales from the Past and the Future
Anathematise Bizarre Tales from the Past and the Future review Death/Thrash
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November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Heavy metal/rock that conjures the sounds of metal progenitors like Rainbow, Thin Lizzy, KISS with a true underground vibe. Review of Bygone - Bygone.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Bygone - Bygone
Bygone Bygone review Heavy Metal/Hard Rock
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November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Veteran German band cranks out more pure Thrash on this re-release. Review of Necronomicon (Ger) - Revenge of the Beast.

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The Metal Crypt - Review of Necronomicon (Ger) - Revenge of the Beast
Necronomicon (Ger) Revenge of the Beast review Thrash Metal
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November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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friendly reminders this morning that being pissed off and disappointed is not an excuse for doomer shit, and that state and national electoral politics, while unfortunately impactful beyond its current worth, is not the only or best way of political mobilization
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM