You can't begin to understand the underground metal weirdos I associate with

It's a cold day in hell when MetalSucks is correct about something

Foaming at the mouth seeing TROB coming to America

I put those things in contrast because Whitey on the Moon is both correct and more of a total condemnation of our combination of priorities.

It is actually wholly possible to build a glittery Star Trek bullshit future AND fight the problems of the here and now.

We trade both for gewgaws.

So what you're telling me is Neil Degrasse Tyson was the perfect replacement for him in the Cosmos reboot

I have more entertaining ways to do that, I think.

Old Machines have gotten the closest, I think, so maybe there's hope.

No one does a dramatic baritone reading better than Byron. God, I miss him.

Being evil rots you, it seems

Whoever calls it cringe doesn't matter because they're taste is shit and their asses poorly wiped

Yeah, I tend to be the bearer of bad news even when I don't mean to. Sorry about that.

I'm guessing you didn't read the article. It's satire.

That's not a cow, that's a man. You can tell because he's going skateboards.

Man had rancid vibes well before everyone else caught on. Sanctimonious asshole that loved being the victim because he was weird about shit in the worst ways, but it took him a little while to just openly be a misogynist weirdo.