Manley
@lordmanley.bsky.social
Tall, blond and stunningly attractive.
I really do not enjoy Coldplay, but I understand that other folk do like musac, and I am not at all offended by Nickleback, but Toto can get in the fucking sea.
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I really do not enjoy Coldplay, but I understand that other folk do like musac, and I am not at all offended by Nickleback, but Toto can get in the fucking sea.
In the early eighties my cat brought home an entirely sealed and airtight bag of frozen sausages and I still think about that.
March 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In the early eighties my cat brought home an entirely sealed and airtight bag of frozen sausages and I still think about that.
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Saved astronauts sponsored by Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.
March 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Saved astronauts sponsored by Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.
The DOGE logo being based on the Arbeitsfront logo cannot be an accident, surely? 14-tooth cog logos are not common, after all.
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The DOGE logo being based on the Arbeitsfront logo cannot be an accident, surely? 14-tooth cog logos are not common, after all.
Coco pops do not count as chocolate for Lent purposes.
March 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Coco pops do not count as chocolate for Lent purposes.
Do Americans have hot cross buns?
March 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Do Americans have hot cross buns?
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C'mon man. That's goatse
A pivotal moment for Europe is here.
We are ready to mobilise up to €800 billion to help EU countries increase defence spending.
We'll present our proposals to all EU leaders at today's European Council meeting.
Europe is resolved to assume its responsibilities ↓
europa.eu/!T37kVf
We are ready to mobilise up to €800 billion to help EU countries increase defence spending.
We'll present our proposals to all EU leaders at today's European Council meeting.
Europe is resolved to assume its responsibilities ↓
europa.eu/!T37kVf
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
C'mon man. That's goatse
Now, I am not so naive as to think that a ha’penny is a reasonable price for a hot cross bun in 2025, but one a penny does not seem too much to ask for.
March 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Now, I am not so naive as to think that a ha’penny is a reasonable price for a hot cross bun in 2025, but one a penny does not seem too much to ask for.
Explaining what a bear is to the current Mrs Manley, and I used @drewbear84.bsky.social as my example.
March 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Explaining what a bear is to the current Mrs Manley, and I used @drewbear84.bsky.social as my example.
I am making the switch back to Firefox.
Is there a way I can set [command]+[enter] to 'open URL in new tab' as per Chrome?
It works with [command]+[shift]+[enter] but my muscle memory is suffering.
Is there a way I can set [command]+[enter] to 'open URL in new tab' as per Chrome?
It works with [command]+[shift]+[enter] but my muscle memory is suffering.
March 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I am making the switch back to Firefox.
Is there a way I can set [command]+[enter] to 'open URL in new tab' as per Chrome?
It works with [command]+[shift]+[enter] but my muscle memory is suffering.
Is there a way I can set [command]+[enter] to 'open URL in new tab' as per Chrome?
It works with [command]+[shift]+[enter] but my muscle memory is suffering.
Dolly Parton deserves all your love.
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dolly Parton deserves all your love.
"Why don't you wear a suit? You are the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit."
March 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"Why don't you wear a suit? You are the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit."
I went to a patient who had been drinking wine and injecting French cheese into the middle of his leg.
He was inebriated.
He was inebriated.
February 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I went to a patient who had been drinking wine and injecting French cheese into the middle of his leg.
He was inebriated.
He was inebriated.
As a public sector worker, I am travelling in standard class like some sort of plebeian. It is distressing.
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
As a public sector worker, I am travelling in standard class like some sort of plebeian. It is distressing.
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Wait, is Musk really just three kids in a trench coat?
February 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wait, is Musk really just three kids in a trench coat?
I am going to start using 'booty call' instead of 'butt dial'.
February 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am going to start using 'booty call' instead of 'butt dial'.
Batman is just 'to catch a predator' but for nerds.
February 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Batman is just 'to catch a predator' but for nerds.
February 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well now, this is more than mildly ominous.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
How did ‘Don’t Be Evil’ become a controversial idea?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
How did ‘Don’t Be Evil’ become a controversial idea?
Google owner drops promise not to use AI for weapons
Alphabet guidelines no longer refer to not pursuing technologies that could ‘cause or are likely to cause overall harm’
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Well now, this is more than mildly ominous.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
How did ‘Don’t Be Evil’ become a controversial idea?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
How did ‘Don’t Be Evil’ become a controversial idea?
I am fairly sure that Ronan Keating is Clint Eastwood now.
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I am fairly sure that Ronan Keating is Clint Eastwood now.
The first time you can pick something up that your father cannot feels great for about 30 seconds.
January 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The first time you can pick something up that your father cannot feels great for about 30 seconds.
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The safest European country for trans people these days is Spain.
The Spanish state guarantees each refugee free legal assistance and an interpreter for the duration of their asylum application.
If you're a USA trans refugee headed this way, your European friends WILL do our best to support you.
The Spanish state guarantees each refugee free legal assistance and an interpreter for the duration of their asylum application.
If you're a USA trans refugee headed this way, your European friends WILL do our best to support you.
Asylum in Spain | Eligibility and How to Apply | IAS
Gaining asylum in Spain needs you to make a successful application for international protection and ensuring you qualify for asylum.
iasservices.org.uk
January 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The safest European country for trans people these days is Spain.
The Spanish state guarantees each refugee free legal assistance and an interpreter for the duration of their asylum application.
If you're a USA trans refugee headed this way, your European friends WILL do our best to support you.
The Spanish state guarantees each refugee free legal assistance and an interpreter for the duration of their asylum application.
If you're a USA trans refugee headed this way, your European friends WILL do our best to support you.
At any given moment, I could really do with a burrito.
January 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
At any given moment, I could really do with a burrito.