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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I PODCAST pod about europe.
Featuring Julia, Uma, Nick and Ciarán (also Rob)
Support show here http://patreon.com/cornerspaeti
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Over on patreon, Ciarán and Nick deal with some of the end of year slop coming from our favorite publication

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the french decade of the chinese century rolls on
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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so many people watching the US do crazy things and being like "uh oh what if [Russia/China] do these things now?? now that would be actually scary"
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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"Rheinmetall Liberal"
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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It's just embarrassing how much of an actual puppet state the EU is at this point.
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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if they don't condemn this action they might be implicitly condoning the invasion of smaller countries by larger ones... Which... Y'know...
So Europe is immediately going to condemn this illegal invasion and kidnapping of a foreign leader, right?
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
🚨NEW BONUS EPISODE🚨

Over on patreon, Ciarán and Nick deal with some of the end of year slop coming from our favorite publication

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January 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Going into 2026 like I'm 2012 Chief Keef 😤
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Fuck off... The third largest military power in the world invaded Europe's second poorest country and it resulted in a stale mate. This is beyond fucking stupid
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
🚨❄️NEW BONUS EPISODE🌲🚨

Ciarán and Nick talk about the lack of Netflix Christmas movies and then discuss the writing on Europe's position in the world right now.

Over on patreon.com/cornerspaeti
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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I am making a single issue pro-smoking party for the upcoming EU elections
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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It's more likely that America will invade and occupy Greenland than Russia invades an EU country
I've been practicing saying Greenlandic place names in a foghorn leghorn-ass accent for a solid 10 mins
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Heya why not join the discord?!

discord.gg/jVDd59QGa
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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realising most of my best shitposting work now goes into the @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io discord.
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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This is so fucking funny
Lukashenko, when asked what President Xi is like, responded: He is Chinese. That means he's smart.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The motion picture corporation of America didn't make anything this year. Which is nuts!

No schlocky Christmas films about marrying a secret Duke of Luxovia called like "Duked for Christmas" or something
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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New War on Christmas just dropped.
Fox tells Americans to buy artificial trees so Christmas tree farms can be used for data centers:

"Everybody needs to get on board."
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Watching anime and made a spice bag, I'm becoming @ciaran.operationglad.io 😎
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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To placate the German authorities: we did lecture @seamus-malekafzali.com on the importance of Staatsräson before we started recording. We promise
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

We have on @seamus-malekafzali.com , of Turbulance Podcast, to discuss Trump, Maduro, peace prizes, the middle East and Ada Lluch.

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December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

We have on @seamus-malekafzali.com , of Turbulance Podcast, to discuss Trump, Maduro, peace prizes, the middle East and Ada Lluch.

listen on any podcast app
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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It seems that the EBU, Eurovision's organisers are willing to set themselves on fire to warm Israel so here we are.

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December 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Do.. do people not know how long ago a hundred years ago is?
🇫🇮🇺🇦🇷🇺”In the past 100 years, no neighboring country of Russia has attacked Russia. During the same period, Russia has invaded 19 countries.”

- Elina Valtonen
Minister for Foreign Affairs of Finland
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Wow. That sounds serious. Maybe we should call Trump Daddy again.
NATO Chief Rutte: "We need to be ready. Russia has brought war back to Europe, and we must be prepared for the scale of war our grandparents and great-grandparents endured."
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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This is a classic, "they don't know what they're doing" kinda situation
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The NYT liberal response to Trump's assault on Europe is what? Christian nationalism? The 14 words?
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Europe must “persuade younger Europeans that their heritage, culture and way of life — a fundamentally Christian civilization leavened and improved but not erased by the values of the Enlightenment — are worth defending,” our columnist Bret Stephens writes.
Opinion | Europe, Too, Is Worth Fighting For
Provided Europeans want to fight for it.
nyti.ms
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM