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lordenvergortash.bsky.social
turbo granny.
@lordenvergortash.bsky.social
i love my self insert ships

mischaracterizing evil men and making them unnaturally obsessed with their wives since 2011
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anyway have a meet the artist 2025
I. Um.

I don't think so.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
she almost broke the multiverse because her favorite treat was discontinued and he had to fix it (he is in love with her)
October 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i got bored so uhhhhhhhhhhh elsa run ig
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
would you even believe me if i told you this was the face meant to bring about the end of the world. instead she's just making friends and picking flowers.
September 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I will fall in love with you
Over and over again
I don't care how, where, or when
No matter how long it's been...
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
first day filming on set with shart, they're having a great time
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
practicing my girl again <3
September 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I've been meaning to draw this for ages because #Durgetash is my everything
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Reposted by turbo granny.
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I DELETED HER ON ACCIDENT BABYGIRL NOOOOOOOO
she went to the store to get groceries and got abducted instead. now she has no memory and has to find out how tf to get home to her husband before he runs out of bagel bites and pop tarts (he will starve to death)
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
i'm back in the fucking building again
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by turbo granny.
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
theonion.com/chick-f...
January 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
for some reason this is still one of the funniest posts i've ever made
September 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
KPop Demon Hunters really is a multishipper's paradise
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by turbo granny.
I must say tavqotd is the backbone of this fandom to me. They motivate me to think about stuff, exploring my blorbo, making me draw for these things. It's pure fun for me but also I became mutuals with a lot of people who either post the questions or answer them or both.
September 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by turbo granny.
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I switched to my Everyone Dies game for shiggles. Just took out the entire Grove.
September 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
she went to the store to get groceries and got abducted instead. now she has no memory and has to find out how tf to get home to her husband before he runs out of bagel bites and pop tarts (he will starve to death)
September 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
No one's here and no one cares but I’m gonna live tweet my game anyway
September 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
not me making guardian!gortash gortash before he lost his wife so that when we see him later with that fuck ass bedhead we can remember how much of a mess this asshole's been
September 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I'm depressed as fuck y'all know what that means
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
decided to try and cheer myself up by drawing my fursona having fun at a concert i'm going to in november. willing that shit into existence lol.

on that note, i think i'm renaming her from "luna" to "ginger", for various reasons.
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Tried cheering myself up by drawing my fursona please witness her
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
hey yea so everything hit rock bottom if you guys would be willing to share your favorite memes and/or pictures of your pets so i have something happy to look at i'd be eternally indebted to you
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i love how i begged september's lessons to be kind and instead it took me and my friend out back and shot us old yeller style
September 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM