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lordenvergortash.bsky.social
turbo granny.
@lordenvergortash.bsky.social
i love my self insert ships

mischaracterizing evil men and making them unnaturally obsessed with their wives since 2011
Also hey hi yall would not BELIEVE the year I've had in the past few months
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I. Um.

I don't think so.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
she almost broke the multiverse because her favorite treat was discontinued and he had to fix it (he is in love with her)
October 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i got bored so uhhhhhhhhhhh elsa run ig
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
would you even believe me if i told you this was the face meant to bring about the end of the world. instead she's just making friends and picking flowers.
September 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I will fall in love with you
Over and over again
I don't care how, where, or when
No matter how long it's been...
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
first day filming on set with shart, they're having a great time
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
practicing my girl again <3
September 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I've been meaning to draw this for ages because #Durgetash is my everything
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
i'm back in the fucking building again
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
for some reason this is still one of the funniest posts i've ever made
September 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I switched to my Everyone Dies game for shiggles. Just took out the entire Grove.
September 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
she went to the store to get groceries and got abducted instead. now she has no memory and has to find out how tf to get home to her husband before he runs out of bagel bites and pop tarts (he will starve to death)
September 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
not me making guardian!gortash gortash before he lost his wife so that when we see him later with that fuck ass bedhead we can remember how much of a mess this asshole's been
September 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I'm depressed as fuck y'all know what that means
September 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
decided to try and cheer myself up by drawing my fursona having fun at a concert i'm going to in november. willing that shit into existence lol.

on that note, i think i'm renaming her from "luna" to "ginger", for various reasons.
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Tried cheering myself up by drawing my fursona please witness her
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
anyway have a meet the artist 2025
September 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
when you're just trying to survive the zombie apocalypse but frick and frack here show up trying to get you to join their newest cult in some ed edd and eddy ass scheme
August 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I won the game.
July 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i have never connected as deeply to an oc/sona as i have simmons and i will never stop loving her
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
IS THERE A MOD YET TO REMOVE THIS PIECE OF GRASS OR WHAT.

IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
she's just a little guy
June 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
She's just so happy to finally be her true self
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I gave into the voices and made AD a fuckin monster and she's better than I ever dreamed
June 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM