Long French Name
@longfrenchname.bsky.social
Independent recording artist and musician in Portland, Oregon. Folk, rock, country, indie. See more at longfrenchname.com
Labor rights are the way to the future we want. Respect workers.
This is Dennis. He was asked to do the same trick over and over again with no compensation. 13/10 justice for Dennis
April 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Labor rights are the way to the future we want. Respect workers.
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I love @trimet.org but also they could have consulted maybe a single commuter cyclist before deciding on the FX2 racks that don't work with lights, fenders, or front racks. I already stripped this bike down to work with normal bus racks and yet...
March 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I love @trimet.org but also they could have consulted maybe a single commuter cyclist before deciding on the FX2 racks that don't work with lights, fenders, or front racks. I already stripped this bike down to work with normal bus racks and yet...
Hello fellow travelers in this dystopic now! I released a new song. I'm planning on dropping a little dream pop synthy EP in the coming months, and this is the first glimpse at it. Probably the most fun track, because, uh (gestures to everything).
longfrenchname.bandcamp.com/track/granit...
longfrenchname.bandcamp.com/track/granit...
Granite City (This Fatally Flawed Utopia), by Long French Name
track by Long French Name
longfrenchname.bandcamp.com
March 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hello fellow travelers in this dystopic now! I released a new song. I'm planning on dropping a little dream pop synthy EP in the coming months, and this is the first glimpse at it. Probably the most fun track, because, uh (gestures to everything).
longfrenchname.bandcamp.com/track/granit...
longfrenchname.bandcamp.com/track/granit...
Yea, I'm ready to retire to the geriatric penguin island. Does anyone have a realistic penguin costume I can borrow?
“There’s a little bit more laying down and resting.” Six African Penguins at the New England Aquarium in Boston have made a new home on an island designed to address the aches and pains of aging.
Geriatric Penguins Get a ‘Retirement Home’ at New England Aquarium
Six African Penguins at the New England Aquarium in Boston have made a new home on an island designed to address the aches and pains of aging.
www.nytimes.com
March 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yea, I'm ready to retire to the geriatric penguin island. Does anyone have a realistic penguin costume I can borrow?
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Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
Rewatching Archer while I fend off some new plague, and I am so terribly sad that Jessica Walter did not live long enough to be cast on White Lotus.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Rewatching Archer while I fend off some new plague, and I am so terribly sad that Jessica Walter did not live long enough to be cast on White Lotus.
I assume this is what I will look like emerging from this winter.
While on a shark research expedition off the coast of Tenerife, a Spanish island, marine biologists captured the first images of a live adult black seadevil anglerfish near the ocean’s surface. nyti.ms/3CLmscK
February 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I assume this is what I will look like emerging from this winter.
Occasionally revisit Instagram to remind myself how fucking stupid it is.
January 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Occasionally revisit Instagram to remind myself how fucking stupid it is.
Become ungovernable.
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Become ungovernable.
The New AI has scared the Old AI and now the AI men are losing money. The money men are panicking down on Trader's Boulevard.
Meanwhile, I peruse scans of 18th-century textbooks because I want to learn craft my own boots.
Emails are useless if your feet are wet. Sing your own songs, cowards.
Meanwhile, I peruse scans of 18th-century textbooks because I want to learn craft my own boots.
Emails are useless if your feet are wet. Sing your own songs, cowards.
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The New AI has scared the Old AI and now the AI men are losing money. The money men are panicking down on Trader's Boulevard.
Meanwhile, I peruse scans of 18th-century textbooks because I want to learn craft my own boots.
Emails are useless if your feet are wet. Sing your own songs, cowards.
Meanwhile, I peruse scans of 18th-century textbooks because I want to learn craft my own boots.
Emails are useless if your feet are wet. Sing your own songs, cowards.
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ain't that a mood
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
ain't that a mood
Now that a bunch more people are on Bluesky, it is kind of mid. Maybe social media is over. Maybe there is no new version of these platforms that is good.
a man with a beard is pointing at a sign that says " love "
ALT: a man with a beard is pointing at a sign that says " love "
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Now that a bunch more people are on Bluesky, it is kind of mid. Maybe social media is over. Maybe there is no new version of these platforms that is good.
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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
look i made it the 1979 ibm warning
Y'all gotta read The Deluge by Stephen Markley. The #lafires are in here, a climate novel that is part nerdy wonk drama and part action movie, taking us through the potential next twenty years of our climate change reality. We need to do more now, or Markley will end up right in the worst way.
January 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Y'all gotta read The Deluge by Stephen Markley. The #lafires are in here, a climate novel that is part nerdy wonk drama and part action movie, taking us through the potential next twenty years of our climate change reality. We need to do more now, or Markley will end up right in the worst way.
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Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
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They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
Spotify wrapped! Hundreds of streams and finally it feels like I've made it as an artist. Let's see how much money I got...oh.
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Spotify wrapped! Hundreds of streams and finally it feels like I've made it as an artist. Let's see how much money I got...oh.
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Bluesky has made it. I can once again explain very online things to my not very online wife and have her stare at me, bewildered. We’re back baby!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Bluesky has made it. I can once again explain very online things to my not very online wife and have her stare at me, bewildered. We’re back baby!!!!
Sir you can't bring outside food in here.
It's okay, this is my emotional support croissant.
It's okay, this is my emotional support croissant.
All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.
November 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Sir you can't bring outside food in here.
It's okay, this is my emotional support croissant.
It's okay, this is my emotional support croissant.
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
Someone should write a "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" type comedic two-hander about a couple of dudes manning these remote beacons of Gondor.
a person standing on top of a rocky mountain with a fire in the background
ALT: a person standing on top of a rocky mountain with a fire in the background
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Someone should write a "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead" type comedic two-hander about a couple of dudes manning these remote beacons of Gondor.