Lucas
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Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.
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The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.
I got new glasses today & told the guy I was sick of my old ones sliding down my nose, so he adjusted & they don’t slide but then I got a headache because they were hurting behind my ears so I went back to the glasses shop to have them readjusted & they don’t hurt but now they slide down my nose.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I got new glasses today & told the guy I was sick of my old ones sliding down my nose, so he adjusted & they don’t slide but then I got a headache because they were hurting behind my ears so I went back to the glasses shop to have them readjusted & they don’t hurt but now they slide down my nose.
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
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Used my work-from-home lunch break to eat leftover pizza and play the box of records that was just delivered from imusic.de and dance around the living room and I am telling you, that was a great idea. Top marks, me.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Used my work-from-home lunch break to eat leftover pizza and play the box of records that was just delivered from imusic.de and dance around the living room and I am telling you, that was a great idea. Top marks, me.
Was exchanging voice notes with a friend this afternoon and she posited that we’d essentially turned texting into tiny podcasts.
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Was exchanging voice notes with a friend this afternoon and she posited that we’d essentially turned texting into tiny podcasts.
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
I countered, saying that we had reinvented the phone call.
Then she hit the nail on the head:
✨turn-based phone calls.✨
Turns out you can save dry brisket by baking it in an oven with beef stock and red wine for three hours.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Turns out you can save dry brisket by baking it in an oven with beef stock and red wine for three hours.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
I have no idea how that tracks to baseball.
Well, sometimes you smoke a brisket for ten hours and it turns out mostly dry because you didn’t wrap it tight enough, which I think is a good metaphor for Game 7.
I have a brisket in a stall in the smoker and somewhere to be at 5 and it’s tied with bases loaded in game seven of the World Series like I don’t have enough stress on my heart
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Well, sometimes you smoke a brisket for ten hours and it turns out mostly dry because you didn’t wrap it tight enough, which I think is a good metaphor for Game 7.
We aren’t watching the game but I’m following all your highlights and my 67-year-old mother in northern Ontario just popped into the group chat to say “double play, we’re going to bed”. So I guess that’s that.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
We aren’t watching the game but I’m following all your highlights and my 67-year-old mother in northern Ontario just popped into the group chat to say “double play, we’re going to bed”. So I guess that’s that.
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Remember: whoever scores the winning run gets to take the first bite out of the baseball and enjoy the fresh juices running down his chin
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Remember: whoever scores the winning run gets to take the first bite out of the baseball and enjoy the fresh juices running down his chin
I have a brisket in a stall in the smoker and somewhere to be at 5 and it’s tied with bases loaded in game seven of the World Series like I don’t have enough stress on my heart
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have a brisket in a stall in the smoker and somewhere to be at 5 and it’s tied with bases loaded in game seven of the World Series like I don’t have enough stress on my heart
I’m 7 hours into my first ever brisket attempt in a smoker and this is why I never had the urge to develop my own film: there are too many little things that are so specific and can go wrong so easy that an anxious person like me spends the whole time wringing my hands and berating myself.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’m 7 hours into my first ever brisket attempt in a smoker and this is why I never had the urge to develop my own film: there are too many little things that are so specific and can go wrong so easy that an anxious person like me spends the whole time wringing my hands and berating myself.
I have been created… in LEGO®️.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have been created… in LEGO®️.
I’ve been buying 2-4 bags of candy with every stop at the grocery store for the last 3 weeks, & Kimiko & Hiro have been taxing the supply. So then this morning I bought more & Kimiko was like “we don’t need more” but now Hiro and I are out trick or treating & Kimiko’s run out by 6:30pm & I’m like
a man in a police uniform and tie is making a funny face and saying vindication !!! .
ALT: a man in a police uniform and tie is making a funny face and saying vindication !!! .
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October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I’ve been buying 2-4 bags of candy with every stop at the grocery store for the last 3 weeks, & Kimiko & Hiro have been taxing the supply. So then this morning I bought more & Kimiko was like “we don’t need more” but now Hiro and I are out trick or treating & Kimiko’s run out by 6:30pm & I’m like
Bless the house who offered a can of beer to the parent of local Saja Boy on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Bless the house who offered a can of beer to the parent of local Saja Boy on Halloween
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Hey, has anyone else’s Bluski icon turned into those puffy fabric paints from the 90s?
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hey, has anyone else’s Bluski icon turned into those puffy fabric paints from the 90s?
I’m torn with the World Series, because as a partially Japanese household, we are pro Shohei Ohtani in all things but we are also a partially Canadian household so GO JAYS, etc
But tell you what, there are some outstanding highlights coming out of those games, whoo-ee
But tell you what, there are some outstanding highlights coming out of those games, whoo-ee
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m torn with the World Series, because as a partially Japanese household, we are pro Shohei Ohtani in all things but we are also a partially Canadian household so GO JAYS, etc
But tell you what, there are some outstanding highlights coming out of those games, whoo-ee
But tell you what, there are some outstanding highlights coming out of those games, whoo-ee
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Not me getting it just now nearly at the end of the year of our lord twenty twenty five that Bilbo and Frodo’s house being “Bag End” is a pun on “cul de sac” = “bottom/arse-end of the sack/bag”.
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Not me getting it just now nearly at the end of the year of our lord twenty twenty five that Bilbo and Frodo’s house being “Bag End” is a pun on “cul de sac” = “bottom/arse-end of the sack/bag”.
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post DBT skills to save a life
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
post DBT skills to save a life