Lucas
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Today I’m going to have to go on ms teams and welcome my department back from ten days of holidays to this shared hallucination we call a job but need to cling to because it pays our bills and I just don’t know.
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Today I’m going to have to go on ms teams and welcome my department back from ten days of holidays to this shared hallucination we call a job but need to cling to because it pays our bills and I just don’t know.
Made a little not-Lego miniblocks boombox
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Made a little not-Lego miniblocks boombox
Ah yes, the time of year when I browse the eShop and PlayStation Store sales for cut-rate games that I absolutely will not have time to play.
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Ah yes, the time of year when I browse the eShop and PlayStation Store sales for cut-rate games that I absolutely will not have time to play.
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WE ARE THE MURDEROUS PAIR
That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there
Then went to Hell and discovered the Devil
Delivered some hurt and despair
That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there
Then went to Hell and discovered the Devil
Delivered some hurt and despair
May 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
WE ARE THE MURDEROUS PAIR
That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there
Then went to Hell and discovered the Devil
Delivered some hurt and despair
That went to jail and we murdered the murderers there
Then went to Hell and discovered the Devil
Delivered some hurt and despair
“I can’t say six-seven anymore. It’s a new year. The memes have been reset, and their era has ended.” - Hiro, 8 years old.
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
“I can’t say six-seven anymore. It’s a new year. The memes have been reset, and their era has ended.” - Hiro, 8 years old.
We’re at the pub. Hiro has a large lemon, lime & bitters, he’s doing word searches, he’s got chicken tenders coming, AEW Dynamite is on one of the TVs, and Willow Nightingale is facing Mercedes Monae for the TBS title. What more could a kid ask for?
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
We’re at the pub. Hiro has a large lemon, lime & bitters, he’s doing word searches, he’s got chicken tenders coming, AEW Dynamite is on one of the TVs, and Willow Nightingale is facing Mercedes Monae for the TBS title. What more could a kid ask for?
Hey, do you know what’s still satisfying? Spirograph.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Hey, do you know what’s still satisfying? Spirograph.
Ozōni with the in-laws.
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ozōni with the in-laws.
So I made Choc Chip sit & stay then went way into the back of the house with a treat, then called him to get it, & the effect was not unlike when Thor called Mjolnir to him through Doctor Strange’s house & a bunch of his breakable things, but instead of an Uru metal hammer, it was 30kg of hound dog.
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
So I made Choc Chip sit & stay then went way into the back of the house with a treat, then called him to get it, & the effect was not unlike when Thor called Mjolnir to him through Doctor Strange’s house & a bunch of his breakable things, but instead of an Uru metal hammer, it was 30kg of hound dog.
Huh. So it seems I didn’t turn off some of the solar Christmas lights before I put them away.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Huh. So it seems I didn’t turn off some of the solar Christmas lights before I put them away.
Me, waiting for you to open the meme/tiktok/voice note I sent you and see how good/funny/accurate it is.
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me, waiting for you to open the meme/tiktok/voice note I sent you and see how good/funny/accurate it is.
Buzzfeed did that psychic attack of “these albums are 10 years old!” & some were a shock, I then went & looked up albums from 20 years ago, expecting a similar blow, but like, Emancipation of Mimi and Confessions On A Dancefloor definitely feel like they came out A Long Time Ago, so… good?
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Buzzfeed did that psychic attack of “these albums are 10 years old!” & some were a shock, I then went & looked up albums from 20 years ago, expecting a similar blow, but like, Emancipation of Mimi and Confessions On A Dancefloor definitely feel like they came out A Long Time Ago, so… good?
WELP remember when my card was skimmed on Christmas Eve? Got my new card back yesterday, added the new number to the various recurring payments and THAT AFTERNOON it was skimmed AGAIN by the same series of transactions. Christ on a bike.
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
WELP remember when my card was skimmed on Christmas Eve? Got my new card back yesterday, added the new number to the various recurring payments and THAT AFTERNOON it was skimmed AGAIN by the same series of transactions. Christ on a bike.
Saw the Doomsday trailer & I’ve mostly fallen off the Marvel train purely due to inertia & being too busy with work & family life, but when I saw Thor talking about leaving the life of a parent to go fight again, for all my good feeling for that character, my prevailing thought was “oh, let him be.”
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Saw the Doomsday trailer & I’ve mostly fallen off the Marvel train purely due to inertia & being too busy with work & family life, but when I saw Thor talking about leaving the life of a parent to go fight again, for all my good feeling for that character, my prevailing thought was “oh, let him be.”
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*Krusty the Clown voice* Due Sex Machina?? I thought they closed that place down!
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
*Krusty the Clown voice* Due Sex Machina?? I thought they closed that place down!
Passed Aubrey Plaza on the street in my one trip to New York. Sold Amiel and Rove McManus books at Borders Bondi Junctuon. Helped Mark Gagliardi remember the word “okonomiyaki”. When I took a Polaroid of Marc Evan Jackson & Molly Quinn, he asked me “Excuse me, are you from the past?!”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Passed Aubrey Plaza on the street in my one trip to New York. Sold Amiel and Rove McManus books at Borders Bondi Junctuon. Helped Mark Gagliardi remember the word “okonomiyaki”. When I took a Polaroid of Marc Evan Jackson & Molly Quinn, he asked me “Excuse me, are you from the past?!”
it’s good to know from the 15 mins of Inside Out 2 I’ve seen over the kids’ shoulder that I should never watch it, for the same reason* I was deeply unsettled by the first one.
*the idea that anger, insincerity or anxiety manifesting causes permanent damage to yourself & there’s no way to fix it.
*the idea that anger, insincerity or anxiety manifesting causes permanent damage to yourself & there’s no way to fix it.
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
it’s good to know from the 15 mins of Inside Out 2 I’ve seen over the kids’ shoulder that I should never watch it, for the same reason* I was deeply unsettled by the first one.
*the idea that anger, insincerity or anxiety manifesting causes permanent damage to yourself & there’s no way to fix it.
*the idea that anger, insincerity or anxiety manifesting causes permanent damage to yourself & there’s no way to fix it.
*Krusty the Clown voice* Due Sex Machina?? I thought they closed that place down!
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
*Krusty the Clown voice* Due Sex Machina?? I thought they closed that place down!
Update: the meat turned out amazing, and the kids fell upon it like starving jackals and there were twenty blessed minutes of quiet.
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Update: the meat turned out amazing, and the kids fell upon it like starving jackals and there were twenty blessed minutes of quiet.
My kid’s older cousins over and they are all playing Mario kart and being a level of loud that is… difficult for me, even medicated. I am, however, smoking a 700g scotch fillet piece to carve up into pad see ew for dinner, so I am focusing on that.
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My kid’s older cousins over and they are all playing Mario kart and being a level of loud that is… difficult for me, even medicated. I am, however, smoking a 700g scotch fillet piece to carve up into pad see ew for dinner, so I am focusing on that.
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Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
Flash Fact: I used to think of myself as an Animal/Kermit combination, because I was energy and excitement and unbridled enthusiasm tamped down by structure and stage manager energy because damnit, we have to get things done
Then a doctor told me when I was 43 that I have ADHD.
Then a doctor told me when I was 43 that I have ADHD.
You can tell a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.
Even as a kid I saw Gonzo in their "Whatever" crate (vs Kermit in his "frog" crate & Fozzie in his "bear"one) & thought "yes, that’s me, a Whatever”.
Even as a kid I saw Gonzo in their "Whatever" crate (vs Kermit in his "frog" crate & Fozzie in his "bear"one) & thought "yes, that’s me, a Whatever”.
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Flash Fact: I used to think of myself as an Animal/Kermit combination, because I was energy and excitement and unbridled enthusiasm tamped down by structure and stage manager energy because damnit, we have to get things done
Then a doctor told me when I was 43 that I have ADHD.
Then a doctor told me when I was 43 that I have ADHD.
Update: local 8-year-old transfixed by OK Go and White Stripes music videos featuring Lego, stop-motion, and Rube Goldberg machines.
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OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - Rube Goldberg Machine - Official Video
YouTube video by OK Go
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December 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Update: local 8-year-old transfixed by OK Go and White Stripes music videos featuring Lego, stop-motion, and Rube Goldberg machines.
youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w?...
youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w?...