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Official Bluesky account for Alberto Dente, steward for Shitposters Local #42069 and inventor of slightly undercooked pasta
She's bouncing on it Altoona style
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
She's bouncing on it Altoona style
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Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:
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Biden if he became president twenty years earlier
October 20, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Biden if he became president twenty years earlier
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Law and Order opening: "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
May 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Law and Order opening: "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
Law and Order opening: "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
May 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Law and Order opening: "The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
Ice T: "this sick freak resigned in shame after receiving 13 credible harassment allegations. He even claimed it was all because he was Italian. And now he's running for mayor?"
The first half of the Captain America: New World Order trailer looks like it could almost be a decent spy thriller, but then the second half looks like this
February 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The first half of the Captain America: New World Order trailer looks like it could almost be a decent spy thriller, but then the second half looks like this
Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
Democratic senators when Republicans draft a bill containing man-made horrors beyond our comprehension
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Democratic senators when Republicans draft a bill containing man-made horrors beyond our comprehension
leftist shitposters who frequently get tummy aches starter pack
November 10, 2024 at 9:31 PM
leftist shitposters who frequently get tummy aches starter pack
Diarrhea! In the Target Bathroom
October 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Diarrhea! In the Target Bathroom
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Anti-Landlord sticker spotted in Plateau, Montréal
March 3, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Anti-Landlord sticker spotted in Plateau, Montréal
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I enjoyed Dune 2 but I'm not convinced making it secretly a musical worked as well as it did for Wonka
March 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I enjoyed Dune 2 but I'm not convinced making it secretly a musical worked as well as it did for Wonka
my therapist: the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon isn't real, he can't hurt you
the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:
the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:
February 6, 2024 at 5:59 PM
my therapist: the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon isn't real, he can't hurt you
the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:
the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:
please, Mr. Bob Dobalina is my son's name. Call me Mr. Robert Dobertalina.
November 10, 2023 at 6:32 PM
please, Mr. Bob Dobalina is my son's name. Call me Mr. Robert Dobertalina.
"The problems are bad but their causes... their causes are very good."
November 1, 2023 at 1:46 AM
"The problems are bad but their causes... their causes are very good."
how skinny people sound when they try to make a discussion on fat-shaming about them
October 31, 2023 at 10:42 PM
how skinny people sound when they try to make a discussion on fat-shaming about them
Jason Momoa doing a Joker impression and Tyrese Gibson doing a Tyrese Gibson impression are great, don't get me wrong, but how on earth are there going to be three of these? they were already out of ideas a third of the way through this
October 31, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Jason Momoa doing a Joker impression and Tyrese Gibson doing a Tyrese Gibson impression are great, don't get me wrong, but how on earth are there going to be three of these? they were already out of ideas a third of the way through this
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How could it cost $400 million to make Avatar 2 when the entire movie can fit on my phone!
I’m a genius, btw
I’m a genius, btw
October 23, 2023 at 1:36 AM
How could it cost $400 million to make Avatar 2 when the entire movie can fit on my phone!
I’m a genius, btw
I’m a genius, btw
I usually don't get pregnant from household water leaks myself, maybe it's just a landlord thing?
October 21, 2023 at 2:10 PM
I usually don't get pregnant from household water leaks myself, maybe it's just a landlord thing?
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October 21, 2023 at 4:01 AM