She's bouncing on it Altoona style

The first half of the Captain America: New World Order trailer looks like it could almost be a decent spy thriller, but then the second half looks like this

Biden if he was president in late January/early February 2025

Congress trying to figure out what private information DOGE accessed:

Democratic senators when Republicans draft a bill containing man-made horrors beyond our comprehension

my therapist: the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon isn't real, he can't hurt you

the "more of a comment than a question" sleep paralysis demon:

folks,

"The problems are bad but their causes... their causes are very good."

how skinny people sound when they try to make a discussion on fat-shaming about them

Jason Momoa doing a Joker impression and Tyrese Gibson doing a Tyrese Gibson impression are great, don't get me wrong, but how on earth are there going to be three of these? they were already out of ideas a third of the way through this

I usually don't get pregnant from household water leaks myself, maybe it's just a landlord thing?

Biden if he became president twenty years earlier

half this Starbucks statement is union-busting rhetoric that isn't even remotely connected to the situation in Israel/Gaza, and the other half is reacting to a union tweet that just says "Free Palestine!" with the video of the fence being bulldozed (no act of terror involved)

when you see a police dog