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lizardrancher.bsky.social
faith (verified mage)
@lizardrancher.bsky.social
26 | It/She

they made me different and kind of wrong. i am coal powered and produce 6 metric tons of co2 per day. being mean to me is punishable by fine.

you can cast a really cool spell if you try.

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🔞 no minors here
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJs...
TETO RANCHER is coolest game on da N - 64. Discovered 2009 this shit. Is Fucking Crazy. Tube in Now or else Watch Out..
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December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
rotting on my side in bed for so long that my eyes move to the other side of me like a flounder
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Smoke That Shit in One Drag
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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at an apartment showing telling the landlord that the cream carpets are really nice but im just going to dump a bunch of dirt and mulch on the floors and grow grass anyways
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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4k computer monitors are bourgeois decadence. that's tv resolution. 1440p is for the modest and true of heart
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
new sex.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
they invented drawing horsegirls during the reneighssance
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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and now our global socialist caliphate begins
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
rip bozo
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
14.88, actual color: black.
i bought the damn uncle ruckus headphones.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
good news! george w bush is being reintegrated with the local wildlife and will soon return to nature
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJs...
TETO RANCHER is coolest game on da N - 64. Discovered 2009 this shit. Is Fucking Crazy. Tube in Now or else Watch Out..
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i still think about this
reddit is a awesome website
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Homie
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
holding my tiny little dog like a sacred artifact up to the sky.
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
when i was a little kid i always saw those gerber baby grow up plan commercials and i thought it meant that you would get baby food forever from gerber baby.
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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*insert chubby teto plush* #Teto
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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We Found Out Mario Can Jump Into a Computer As Well. We Lost Him on Fail Blog
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM