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lizardrancher.bsky.social
faith (verified mage)
@lizardrancher.bsky.social
26 | It/She

they made me different and kind of wrong. i am coal powered and produce 6 metric tons of co2 per day. being mean to me is punishable by fine.

you can cast a really cool spell if you try.

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🔞 no minors here
14.88, actual color: black.
i bought the damn uncle ruckus headphones.
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
good news! george w bush is being reintegrated with the local wildlife and will soon return to nature
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
god smite. real.
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
slipper lobter.
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i love this thing. bumblebee bat. world smallest of ever.
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
this is my enclosure. if you would like to capture me and study me for science, please set up my habitat as follows:
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
started playing cyberpunk
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
real and sadstory. happened to my buddy eric.
September 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
novelai nite w a friend as a callback to da ai dungeon days of old. good generations in the top ten lists after the story broke down entirely lol
August 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
get on fucking scrandle loser
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
reddit is a awesome website
August 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
huh. why that one.
August 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
SuperGrok gives you context twice as fast as
August 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJs...
TETO RANCHER is coolest game on da N - 64. Discovered 2009 this shit. Is Fucking Crazy. Tube in Now or else Watch Out..
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
commands for gamers
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
yurkey
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
June 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
a second baseball has hit the seagulls
May 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
smoking the shit that brought jesus back after 3 days
April 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i'm smoking that shit that opens your chakras
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
chicago river reportedly converted into potent potion of poison due to tanker spill
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
chicago river converted into bright green cartoon acid to stave off an invasion of the "leprechaun" in the coming dark days
March 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
just made this thing using my spells and alchemy. thought you all should know.
March 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
no scam, no virus, no curses*, no bullshit, no adverse effects. immoral and illegal spells included. $9.99 only for a limited time. call your doctor before ordering. results may vary. *may result in The Mummy's Curse. not available in delaware or washington d.c.
March 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
poster image HQ HD no torrent megaupload
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 AM