Linguine45
@linguine45.bsky.social
Avid liberal. 80 years old. I am a Vet; Trump is a Draft Dodger. Fuck him.
tl;dr version: I am sucking wind...
Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
tl;dr version: I am sucking wind...
Simple answer: they will be in mailboxes just days before Epstein pages are released with no redactions.
www.al.com/news/2025/11...
www.al.com/news/2025/11...
When Trump’s $2,000 tariff checks could arrive
This week, President Trump provided more information on the proposed dividend payments.
www.al.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Simple answer: they will be in mailboxes just days before Epstein pages are released with no redactions.
www.al.com/news/2025/11...
www.al.com/news/2025/11...
Superposition, Mike Johnson style: he is the littlest twerp and the biggest schmuck, simultaneously.
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Superposition, Mike Johnson style: he is the littlest twerp and the biggest schmuck, simultaneously.
Just about everybody I know says "dadgum". You ?
“THIS IS A SEWER… A SCAM… Congress has been enriching itself for too dadgum long.”
We are highly critical of @RepTimBurchett but he & @repjayapal are right — Congress should be BANNED from trading stocks, as @unusualwhales calls out.
Make your reps & senators back this.
We are highly critical of @RepTimBurchett but he & @repjayapal are right — Congress should be BANNED from trading stocks, as @unusualwhales calls out.
Make your reps & senators back this.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just about everybody I know says "dadgum". You ?
Going from "Nothing in those files" to "new information" in an Orange Fart second...
“Will you release all the files within 30 days?”
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
BONDI: “We’ll continue to follow the law.”🤔
“You said no addition investigation was warranted. What changed?”
BONDI: “Information.” 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Going from "Nothing in those files" to "new information" in an Orange Fart second...
...you start a war in Venezuela.
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
...you start a war in Venezuela.
Per Consumer Reports, you'd be shocked as to how little detergent is actually needed, Kids.
I appeared to be somewhat distracted this morning. Just did a load of laundry and neglected to put any detergent in the machine.
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Per Consumer Reports, you'd be shocked as to how little detergent is actually needed, Kids.
The lips every 12 year old boy stiffens to...
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.
Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The lips every 12 year old boy stiffens to...
Make no mistake, the published pages will be redacted save for any Democrat names.
You're a fool if you think otherwise.
You're a fool if you think otherwise.
The American people want the Epstein files released.
The House and Senate want the Epstein files released.
Donald Trump does not want the Epstein files released because he’s all over them, so he launched a new ‘pending investigation’ to thwart the will of the American people and all of Congress.
The House and Senate want the Epstein files released.
Donald Trump does not want the Epstein files released because he’s all over them, so he launched a new ‘pending investigation’ to thwart the will of the American people and all of Congress.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Make no mistake, the published pages will be redacted save for any Democrat names.
You're a fool if you think otherwise.
You're a fool if you think otherwise.
Ummm...the ENTIRE GDP of Saudi is around $1Tr. WTF, doesn't anyone do RESEARCH???
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ummm...the ENTIRE GDP of Saudi is around $1Tr. WTF, doesn't anyone do RESEARCH???
Anybody in 5th Grade knows this, except the poor kids in MAGA houses.
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Anybody in 5th Grade knows this, except the poor kids in MAGA houses.
What that schmuck Bessent doesn't realize is first come the jokes, then comes the burning...
[infected cows jump border walls much?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
[infected cows jump border walls much?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump Quips He’ll Fire Bessent If Interest Rates Are Not Lowered
President Donald Trump suggested he would fire Scott Bessent if the Treasury secretary doesn’t help secure lower interest rates, expressing ongoing frustration with the Federal Reserve’s reluctance to...
www.bloomberg.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What that schmuck Bessent doesn't realize is first come the jokes, then comes the burning...
[infected cows jump border walls much?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
[infected cows jump border walls much?
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Wrong. We are all in it thanks to her and Trump.
Pam Bondi is going to Hell.
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Wrong. We are all in it thanks to her and Trump.
Suckasses one and all.
The White House dinner last night for MBS was a coterie of corruption & back channel access that has become synonymous with the #Trump regime—
Notable Attendees: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Michael Dell, David Sacks, Charles Schwab, Stephen Wynn and many more..
Notable Attendees: Elon Musk, Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Michael Dell, David Sacks, Charles Schwab, Stephen Wynn and many more..
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Suckasses one and all.
What the Orange Twat won't tell you is that HE WAS A DEMOCRAT during all those Epstein jaunts and trysts with young girls. Fuck him.
Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
‘Democrats are going to come to regret this’: After Epstein vote, Trump ready to attack
The White House is frustrated about being backed into a corner on the Epstein vote. They plan to punish Democrats for it.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What the Orange Twat won't tell you is that HE WAS A DEMOCRAT during all those Epstein jaunts and trysts with young girls. Fuck him.
No fucking kidding...
It has never gotten enough traction…
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
No fucking kidding...
Reposted by Linguine45
It has never gotten enough traction…
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It has never gotten enough traction…
Anyone who believes this plump dope is also a dope.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Anyone who believes this plump dope is also a dope.
any 3rd grader knows what magnets are, you Orange Idiot
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
any 3rd grader knows what magnets are, you Orange Idiot
The LA Twerp got caught between Scylla and Charybdis, with the Dems in the Senate caving on the shutdown. If he didn't call the House back, he would have the shutdown squarely on his shoulders. But he now HAS TO SEAT our Rep. from Arizona, tilting the House and a vote to release the Epstein Files.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The LA Twerp got caught between Scylla and Charybdis, with the Dems in the Senate caving on the shutdown. If he didn't call the House back, he would have the shutdown squarely on his shoulders. But he now HAS TO SEAT our Rep. from Arizona, tilting the House and a vote to release the Epstein Files.
I'll believe it when I see it
Gorsuch finally starting to understand what they have unleashed
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'll believe it when I see it
Delusional twerp.
Hahahahahahahahahaha [deep breath] hahahahahahahahahahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Delusional twerp.
An illiterate newspaper for the illiterate.
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
An illiterate newspaper for the illiterate.
La baccia morta.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
La baccia morta.
Not home, continued.
Giverny, the home of Monet.
Giverny, the home of Monet.
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not home, continued.
Giverny, the home of Monet.
Giverny, the home of Monet.