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Lindsay Goldwert
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Author, journalist, editorial director, delighted participant. New book THE MIDLIFE PLOT TWIST coming Fall 2026 http://www.lindsaygoldwert.com
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Well, it's finally a real thing! Our funny, helpful, NOT-just-about-freakin menopause book about getting to get what you want in your 40s and 50s, tentatively titled "Midseason Plot Twist!" (we've been through quite a few changes), will be out in Fall 2026!
Meet Misu. She is all at once curious, glamorous, suspicious, lurking, and aggrieved
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Everyone should have a teenager in their life if only to watch their faces while you explain “The Love Boat”
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Maybe I should have gone into maritime law
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Reading Charles Willeford’s detective thriller “Miami Blues” while spending Thanksgiving in Miami was one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I met a very naughty cat and a very sweet and fluffy dog
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Proofreading is their passion
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Happy thanksgiving to everyone except for the coughing woman at the airport who isn’t even bothering to cover her mouth
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Stove Top stuffing made with low sodium chicken broth and additional sautéed onion and mushrooms is a guaranteed hit
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trash Cat for you
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?

It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️

I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Has anyone ever used all the tables in a nesting table? It’s just a table with little useless stools for ants!
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Trash Cat has utterly collapsed, only the scent of fish gruel may rouse him
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Here I go, here I go, here I go again
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trash Cat has a temporarily discombobulated ear
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reuniting with Trash Cat tomorrow and I’m going to kiss his massive doofus head a million times
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Are you a woman dealing with suddenly difficult parents? Like, they’ve become paranoid about crime or politically obsessed with one topic? You’re trying to deal with them with love and compassion but you’re also going a little out of your mind?

DM me with a story, it’s totally anonymous
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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“What necessary perspectives do we lose, and what questions go unasked and unanswered, when Black journalists are among the first to be seen as disposable on a masthead?”
Where Have All The Black Journalists Gone?
In the wake of the Teen Vogue layoffs and the rollback of DEI initiatives in media, we have to ask: what necessary perspectives do we lose, and what questions go unasked and unanswered, when Black jou...
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November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Dilbert Mints (1999-circa 2006): A line of licensed "intense peppermint" breath mints, featuring the characters from "Dilbert". Available in collectible tins with punny names such as Accomplish-Mints, Postpone-Mints, Harass-Mints, Appease-Mints, Improve-Mints, Manage-Mints and Perform-Mints.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’ve learned more about economics from chatting with a jeweler in the diamond dust text than I have from reading endless analysts
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What the heck? It’s too early in the year for Christmas melancholy!
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM