Lindsay Goldwert
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Lindsay Goldwert
@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social
Author, journalist, editorial director, delighted participant. New book THE MIDLIFE PLOT TWIST coming Fall 2026 http://www.lindsaygoldwert.com
Meet Misu. She is all at once curious, glamorous, suspicious, lurking, and aggrieved
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Everyone should have a teenager in their life if only to watch their faces while you explain “The Love Boat”
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reading Charles Willeford’s detective thriller “Miami Blues” while spending Thanksgiving in Miami was one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I met a very naughty cat and a very sweet and fluffy dog
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Proofreading is their passion
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trash Cat for you
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trash Cat has utterly collapsed, only the scent of fish gruel may rouse him
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Trash Cat has a temporarily discombobulated ear
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reuniting with Trash Cat tomorrow and I’m going to kiss his massive doofus head a million times
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
OMG! My friend is on her honeymoon in Waikiki and she found my book when she went to a naughty store for romantic accoutrement!
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I love my furry little brother
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I am forming a band made up entirely of aunts and it will be called
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Accidental album covers
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm up all night to have fun, he’s up all night to look grumpy
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I bought this iconic 1995 Casio and I’m definitely feeling like a Hundred-Dollar Baby
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Our beloved Moshe! He was 9 when we brought him home and lived to be 20! A true freestyle sleeper and loyal pal
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Trash Cat for you
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
All these years later, I can still make a little lopsided bracelet out of string
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My husband sent me this and it’s so gross. They’re WOMEN!
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I sent my 14 year-old niece a Yo La Tengo song. She loved it. I believe the children may just be our future (I love them)
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Trash Cat says to stop doomscrolling or its ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My friend’s cat Dolly is here yo bless your timeline 💞
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A wasted opportunity for a smug tabloid! @ethansacks.bsky.social and @rshields37.bsky.social

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November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM