Lindsay Goldwert
@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social
Author, journalist, editorial director, delighted participant. New book THE MIDLIFE PLOT TWIST coming Fall 2026 http://www.lindsaygoldwert.com
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Well, it's finally a real thing! Our funny, helpful, NOT-just-about-freakin menopause book about getting to get what you want in your 40s and 50s, tentatively titled "Midseason Plot Twist!" (we've been through quite a few changes), will be out in Fall 2026!
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The Florida Divorcée’s Guide to Murder
Hit Man: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors inspired a triple murder and led to a major First Amendment case. Still, the book is just one chapter in the bizarre story of its author, “Rex F...
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November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love that @abbottkahler.bsky.social solved this mystery. www.vanityfair.com/culture/stor...
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Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
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Little kids are the best because they just want to hand you invisible cookies and they don’t talk about politics
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Little kids are the best because they just want to hand you invisible cookies and they don’t talk about politics
Does the new Ken Burns documentary have the same celebrity voiceover of letters like in “The Civil War?”
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Does the new Ken Burns documentary have the same celebrity voiceover of letters like in “The Civil War?”
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Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Never seen anything like this is my god damn life
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Mtn Dew Cake-Smash (2021-2021): To honor "all the celebrations we had to miss in 2020", Mtn Dew released this white soda, flavored to taste like lemon and frosted vanilla birthday cake. Initially available only via sweepstakes giveaway, then as an online exclusive for purchase.
May 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mtn Dew Cake-Smash (2021-2021): To honor "all the celebrations we had to miss in 2020", Mtn Dew released this white soda, flavored to taste like lemon and frosted vanilla birthday cake. Initially available only via sweepstakes giveaway, then as an online exclusive for purchase.
It’s okay to be blue today too. The food is good but the feelings are hard
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s okay to be blue today too. The food is good but the feelings are hard
I regret not silently cramming leftover stuffing into my purse
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret not silently cramming leftover stuffing into my purse
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
Meet Misu. She is all at once curious, glamorous, suspicious, lurking, and aggrieved
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Meet Misu. She is all at once curious, glamorous, suspicious, lurking, and aggrieved
Everyone should have a teenager in their life if only to watch their faces while you explain “The Love Boat”
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Everyone should have a teenager in their life if only to watch their faces while you explain “The Love Boat”
Maybe I should have gone into maritime law
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Maybe I should have gone into maritime law
Reading Charles Willeford’s detective thriller “Miami Blues” while spending Thanksgiving in Miami was one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reading Charles Willeford’s detective thriller “Miami Blues” while spending Thanksgiving in Miami was one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
I met a very naughty cat and a very sweet and fluffy dog
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I met a very naughty cat and a very sweet and fluffy dog
Proofreading is their passion
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Proofreading is their passion
Happy thanksgiving to everyone except for the coughing woman at the airport who isn’t even bothering to cover her mouth
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy thanksgiving to everyone except for the coughing woman at the airport who isn’t even bothering to cover her mouth
Stove Top stuffing made with low sodium chicken broth and additional sautéed onion and mushrooms is a guaranteed hit
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stove Top stuffing made with low sodium chicken broth and additional sautéed onion and mushrooms is a guaranteed hit
Trash Cat for you
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trash Cat for you
Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Are you a woman between the ages of 40-60 with a story about paying off debt that you’d be willing to share ANONYMOUSLY?
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
It’s for a chapter about coping with debt in midlife We all have debt! Like, literally, all of us! Your story will help others ♥️
I’d love to hear from you. DM me!
Has anyone ever used all the tables in a nesting table? It’s just a table with little useless stools for ants!
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Has anyone ever used all the tables in a nesting table? It’s just a table with little useless stools for ants!
Trash Cat has utterly collapsed, only the scent of fish gruel may rouse him
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Trash Cat has utterly collapsed, only the scent of fish gruel may rouse him
Here I go, here I go, here I go again
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Here I go, here I go, here I go again
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
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