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Lincoln Smith
@lincolnsmith.bsky.social
He/him/y'all
Making music class inclusive and accessible. #musiced

Abolitionist • Protect Trans Kids • Decolonize Music Ed • Fulbright Alum 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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Hello #Bluesky community! Reintroducing myself here since there's been a deluge of people leaving the Upside Down.

I teach elementary Band and Orchestra in grades 4-6. I married my best friend and have two amazing children. Never met a pizza I didn't like.

www.lincolnsmithmusic.com
Looking forward to the upcoming Kendrick - Joyce Carol Oates collab 😂
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
From 1870 to 1930, the ancient Greeks would tell their stories in English at 1.25x speed

- Elon Musk
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The comments on this thread *incredible*
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Y'all, I mixed EmergenC with soda water and nearly blew up my house.
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Last night at my bar job:
"Lincoln can you make more of the pineapple syrup. We need a lot so use the big immersion blender"
Me: "Sure, which one is the big one?"

"You'll know..."
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Warzone"
Congratulations to all the runners today at the Chicago Marathon!

I hope you’re taking a moment after crossing the finish line and enjoying all that the best big city in the nation has to offer.
October 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I am so tired of Ed tech companies selling us their latest nonsense.

If Ed tech wants to impress me, how about building a copy machine that works
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Waterboarding, but it's a slow unending drip of emails.
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Job ads should be like internet recipes with a "skip to salary button."

"Greetings fellow change maker! Are you ready to leverage your skills and expertise to make impactfu..."

*Skip*

$7.49/hr
Masters degree required
*On call, may require some nights weekends and holidays
September 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Whether it's playing Born in the USA at rallies or referencing Apocalypse Now, it never ceases to amaze me how often conservatives stupidly parody themselves with pop culture references.
Read Pritzker’s message a few times over. This is pure insanity.
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You know you're of a certain age when the dentist office is playing Nirvana 😭
September 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Student: 6 7!
Me: *Gasp* 8 10!
Class: ...?
Me: slowly leaning in and whispering...

6 7 ate 9
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
People who run youth sports:

Meet at a field!
Great! Which fie...
A different one every other week.
?...what time?
Right at your kid's dinner time!
But you have trained coach...
Uncles.
I'm sorry?
Uncles and moms.
But they're paid
No
So why the crazy fees?
For the end of season pizza party!
August 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Blood born pathogens...
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Tell me there are not enough women working in tech without telling me.... oh... dear god
Umm... That's going to be painful hyena like delivery.
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Every tyrant in history has sought to stifle criticism of himself and his regime.

But America was founded on criticism.

American democracy was built on dissent.

Every institution, group, firm, or individual that surrenders to Trump’s wanton tyranny invites more of it.
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
YOU DON'T SAY???
August 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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They’ve tried to erase us for centuries. Didn’t work then, won’t work now. Black history IS American history.
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"The only moments in our lives that count for anything are those when we do the right thing, when we don't have to look down at the table but can raise our heads and look each other in the eye. Nothing else matters."

Alexei Navalny
August 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

Frank Herbert's Dune
August 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM