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lightspill.bsky.social
Emotional Support Monster
@lightspill.bsky.social
#fox/#squirrel confusion, #agender (they/them), #kinkyAce, #greymuzzle

Wholesome #macroFurry, #weirdFiction

No gods, no master computers.

DMs open, RP Friendly.
Happy to share affection and care.

No sex or violent/cruel macro, please
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If you use XMPP (yay!) my JID is what you'd expect from my identifier here.

Telegram, just my forename

Signal, just my forename and 01
♪ I'd like to teach the world to geque in perfect harmony. I'd like to hold it in my paws and keep it company ♪
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've never liked 'toony' as the term for 'nothing to see here' style null.

To me, it carries the connotation that the person so described is an expurgated approximation of something else, rather than a fully realized type for whom sexuality is irrelevant.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Life Goals ;3
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Retribution is utterly without merit. Punishing the guilty is a moral evil /per se/ and any suffering they experience can only be justified in terms of proportionate gain through deterrence and rehabilitation. Justice requires prioritizing a rich life for the guilty as much as protection for others.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In case you were curious which picture of dingoes was the best, it's this one:

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It seems fairly obvious…

If someone asked *me* to write the next James Bond tomorrow it'd start with the newly selected 007 being put through the 'James Bond' conditioning/implantation program that instills the particular brand of Anglosupremacist psychopathic violence…
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Casus Belli, the reason for conflict, can be nebulous, large, and ill-defined

However there is usually a particular aspect that joins the nebulous to the concrete and brings about the act, what you might call the Casus Belli-Button.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I love this commercial.

"GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
"JOHANNES BRAHMS!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOsb...
Americans For The Arts - "Brahm's Breakfast"
YouTube video by CrossroadsFilms
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
And then there was the martial art, favorite by mice and rabbits, that redirects your attacker’s mass-energy in such a way that they ended up an inch tall. Dexterity then allows their now-tiny form to be snatched from the air.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sudden Thought: Macro Cringer.

No, not Battlecat, Cringer.

- Can keep everyone safe
- Big enough there’s nothing to fear
- Doesn’t have to sacrifice his innate disposition to fulfil his duty
- PurRrrrRrrrRrrr

#macroFurry
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If a marten is a smolverine,
Is a wolverine a larjten?
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Villain” whose origin story is having got a question on an astronomy exam wrong once and then feeling self-conscious about it.

Kind, gentle, intelligent, driven:

They will take over the world and start a research program to allow them to embiggen themself enough…
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Have you ever noticed that, in the US, grownups watch talk shows and kits give them backtalk,

While, in the UK, the grownups watch chat shows and the kits give them backchat?
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Honestly, if the Zootopia 2 movie were 45 minutes of animals chasing each other through cool locales while an ominous melodic through-line plays, like in the teaser, I'd probably like it more than whatever it's actually going to be.
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
*points at spot on right handpaw* "Right here."
Conecuh sausage
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The fox felt the house shake and lift as huge cracks formed in the roof and vertically down the walls.

"Next time," said the raccoon, their glowing blue eyes looking down between their fingers as the house came to resemble their cupped hands, "Don't try to hide in a world I'm *animating*."
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When I was a kit I used to have a lot of daydreams that started out being a scientist and getting shrunk in an accident and involved going on adventures with the (now much larger) lab mice.
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@folxalt.bsky.social drew this wonderful picture of Thorfinn Hirasawa giving me the best seat in the venue at one of their concerts. The heavy metal kitsune strengthens their illusion magic with the awe, wonder, and delight of the audience, especially micros. Their guitar is the focus.

#macroFurry
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
For anyone who isn't on the Fediverse but wants to see more of what I actually post, you can follow at:

bsky.app/profile/ligh...
bsky.app
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Salience has taken to parking himself in front of my screen when I’m working and staring at the mouse pointer and insertion point and occasionally tries to catch them underpaw.
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have a kitty cat!
October 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tomorrow I go to bring my new cat home!
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you had any doubt that Google’s plan to take control of Android devices away from their owners is despicable: www.theverge.com/news/791533/...
Google removes ICE-spotting app following Apple’s ICEBlock crackdown
Red Dot has been removed from the iPhone’s App Store, too.
www.theverge.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you have an Android and you think Google’s plan to seize control of users’ devices is despicable, you can go to the control panel, scroll to ‘About Phone’, scroll to ‘Send Feedback About This Device’ and tell them you would like ‘this device’ to not have a major piece of its functionality broken.
October 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM