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Jorge The Himbosexual
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18+ ONLY. NSFW.

Colombian🇨🇴
Gaymer/Nerd🎮
Queer/Gay/NB🏳️‍🌈
Thick & Juicy 🍑
Reading Fanatic 📚
Aka: La Verónica 💅
"Colombia's SECOND Biggest Export!"

❤️: Muscle boys💪, reading📚, videogames🎮, big🍆, thick🍑, beach🏖, pizza🍕.

ACAB/BLM/Trans Rights🏳️‍⚧️/🇵🇸
Pinned
Is it too much to ask for someone to come and pound my thick chub ass into oblivion?! Like damn!

I cook (kinda), clean (and clean up) well, and suck dick like I got a blackbelt & gold medal in it. You mamá gonna love me! [Or if not, introduce me to your dad/brother(s),cousin(s)]
Anyone sympathetic towards the death of someone whose whole existence and rhetoric was to promote violence towards LGBTQ+ people, immigrants, non-christians, etc. Please please PLEASE leave my life and unfriend/unfollow/block me. I dont want you in my life. Gracias.
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My message to anyone and everyone angrily bitching about the strikes:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
(Mayo ass privileged opinions)

Its thanks to unions you got time off, annual leave, weekends, fair wages, fire safety at work, etc etc etc.

Like i said:

ABCDESHUTTHEFUCKUP.

#supportstrikers #eattherich
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Correct. I am drunk, listening to old Britney albums while playing Pokemon, and have my new buttplug inside me. Life is good.
August 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is the EXACT same shit landlords will say about mould in your bathroom here in London. Smh.
Listen, I don’t want to go into how dumb the army is rn
August 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The magical feeling when you come across an old mutual you've not seen in A DECADE cause they liked your random pic of your shorts ❤️❤️❤️

So happy to see and neet new people and old friends on this app. ❤️❤️❤️
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Could 100000% do with this right now. Miss being in the sun so damn much...
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! 🩳

They're comfy.

Any guesses to what underwear I've got on? Hint: there's barely any of it, and its right between my cheeks.

#lifebyjorge #lgbt #queer #queercodedclothing #gay #nowwithlegsout #ireallyneedatanagain
August 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
August 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is #SpeedoSunday a thing?
It should be a thing.
Let's make it a thing.
August 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by Jorge The Himbosexual
Pyramid Head slays in new photo
July 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
🚩: Any type fo support for, or sharing videos of, Andr*w T*te.

🚩: Being LGBTQI+ and supporting a Transphobic, Homophobic, Incel Racist R*pist.

Immediately block or unfollow me if you support A.T*te or anyone like him. I ain't got the type for that bullshit.

Anyway:

🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
July 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Goddamnit, Harry. I AM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!
"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
July 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Sorry to anyone trying to sunbathe. I kinda cast a huge shadow over the whole thing when I take a dip in the ocean. At least you get to enjoy this view instead 💪😁

Thank you so much to @rocky6bara.bsky.social I always enjoy your work!
June 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The past few days have been a lot; physically and mentally, health wise.

Glad I'm able to take some time to rest and recover. Can someone come over, rub my butt and tell me I'll be okay, thoe?

Please make sure you're making time to do the same. And no - iced coffee is not hydration. Drink water.
June 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Professor Kukui is trying a "new type" of Z-move 🤔
#Gay #Pixelart
June 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I feel like all men should be made to wear thongs like this during summer.

Yes. All men. Every single one.

@roc5295.bsky.social here showing us how its done 😍😍😍
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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A little sunset light for #steveraider 🌅
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Would you join him at the pool? 😏

Commission for @tropicalhimbo.bsky.social of their OC, Socket
June 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is who runs this account:
June 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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🪩🧁💋🎉🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🎉💋🧁🪩
💄🕺🦄T R A N S🦄🕺💄
💘🪞👠P E O P L E👠🪞💘
🦋💅🎊F U C K I N G🎊💅🦋
🌈✨🧃B E L O N G🧃✨🌈
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June 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
See how I take a bath after a very long, hard day at work, in a dirty environment, with very hot and humid weather? See how i have bubbles and essential oils and wash myself from head to hole? Very demure. Very mindful.

#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #bath #verydemure #verymindful #LifeByJorge
June 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can someone near me lemme borrow their pool and/or hot tub - or just hose me down in your garden and let me sunbathe. Pleaseee!
June 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Who said romance is dead? 🤣🤣🤣
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Which celebrities do you share a birthday with?

(One of these I absolutely hate as a person, and will only celebrate the day he stops existing.)
June 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM