Jorge The Himbosexual
@lifebyjorge.bsky.social
18+ ONLY. NSFW.
Colombian🇨🇴
Gaymer/Nerd🎮
Queer/Gay/NB🏳️🌈
Thick & Juicy 🍑
Reading Fanatic 📚
Aka: La Verónica 💅
"Colombia's SECOND Biggest Export!"
❤️: Muscle boys💪, reading📚, videogames🎮, big🍆, thick🍑, beach🏖, pizza🍕.
ACAB/BLM/Trans Rights🏳️⚧️/🇵🇸
Colombian🇨🇴
Gaymer/Nerd🎮
Queer/Gay/NB🏳️🌈
Thick & Juicy 🍑
Reading Fanatic 📚
Aka: La Verónica 💅
"Colombia's SECOND Biggest Export!"
❤️: Muscle boys💪, reading📚, videogames🎮, big🍆, thick🍑, beach🏖, pizza🍕.
ACAB/BLM/Trans Rights🏳️⚧️/🇵🇸
My message to anyone and everyone angrily bitching about the strikes:
Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
(Mayo ass privileged opinions)
Its thanks to unions you got time off, annual leave, weekends, fair wages, fire safety at work, etc etc etc.
Like i said:
ABCDESHUTTHEFUCKUP.
#supportstrikers #eattherich
Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
(Mayo ass privileged opinions)
Its thanks to unions you got time off, annual leave, weekends, fair wages, fire safety at work, etc etc etc.
Like i said:
ABCDESHUTTHEFUCKUP.
#supportstrikers #eattherich
September 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My message to anyone and everyone angrily bitching about the strikes:
Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
(Mayo ass privileged opinions)
Its thanks to unions you got time off, annual leave, weekends, fair wages, fire safety at work, etc etc etc.
Like i said:
ABCDESHUTTHEFUCKUP.
#supportstrikers #eattherich
Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
(Mayo ass privileged opinions)
Its thanks to unions you got time off, annual leave, weekends, fair wages, fire safety at work, etc etc etc.
Like i said:
ABCDESHUTTHEFUCKUP.
#supportstrikers #eattherich
Correct. I am drunk, listening to old Britney albums while playing Pokemon, and have my new buttplug inside me. Life is good.
August 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Correct. I am drunk, listening to old Britney albums while playing Pokemon, and have my new buttplug inside me. Life is good.
Could 100000% do with this right now. Miss being in the sun so damn much...
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Could 100000% do with this right now. Miss being in the sun so damn much...
Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! 🩳
They're comfy.
Any guesses to what underwear I've got on? Hint: there's barely any of it, and its right between my cheeks.
#lifebyjorge #lgbt #queer #queercodedclothing #gay #nowwithlegsout #ireallyneedatanagain
They're comfy.
Any guesses to what underwear I've got on? Hint: there's barely any of it, and its right between my cheeks.
#lifebyjorge #lgbt #queer #queercodedclothing #gay #nowwithlegsout #ireallyneedatanagain
August 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! 🩳
They're comfy.
Any guesses to what underwear I've got on? Hint: there's barely any of it, and its right between my cheeks.
#lifebyjorge #lgbt #queer #queercodedclothing #gay #nowwithlegsout #ireallyneedatanagain
They're comfy.
Any guesses to what underwear I've got on? Hint: there's barely any of it, and its right between my cheeks.
#lifebyjorge #lgbt #queer #queercodedclothing #gay #nowwithlegsout #ireallyneedatanagain
Sleep time, putas. Buenas noches. Sexy dreams xoxo
#lifebyjorge #tired #sleep #adormir #zzz #gay #lgbtq #nonbinary #sundaynightlazy #sleeptime #gonnadreamaboutaworldwithoutisrael
#lifebyjorge #tired #sleep #adormir #zzz #gay #lgbtq #nonbinary #sundaynightlazy #sleeptime #gonnadreamaboutaworldwithoutisrael
August 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sleep time, putas. Buenas noches. Sexy dreams xoxo
#lifebyjorge #tired #sleep #adormir #zzz #gay #lgbtq #nonbinary #sundaynightlazy #sleeptime #gonnadreamaboutaworldwithoutisrael
#lifebyjorge #tired #sleep #adormir #zzz #gay #lgbtq #nonbinary #sundaynightlazy #sleeptime #gonnadreamaboutaworldwithoutisrael
August 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Sunday evening = Tits out on the sofa. 🛋
#LifeByJorge #gay #lgbtq #queer #nonbinary #latino #gaylatino #sofa #couchpotato #chubbygay #titsontheradio #lazyevening #netflixandchill #andimeanchill
#LifeByJorge #gay #lgbtq #queer #nonbinary #latino #gaylatino #sofa #couchpotato #chubbygay #titsontheradio #lazyevening #netflixandchill #andimeanchill
July 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sunday evening = Tits out on the sofa. 🛋
#LifeByJorge #gay #lgbtq #queer #nonbinary #latino #gaylatino #sofa #couchpotato #chubbygay #titsontheradio #lazyevening #netflixandchill #andimeanchill
#LifeByJorge #gay #lgbtq #queer #nonbinary #latino #gaylatino #sofa #couchpotato #chubbygay #titsontheradio #lazyevening #netflixandchill #andimeanchill
🚩: Any type fo support for, or sharing videos of, Andr*w T*te.
🚩: Being LGBTQI+ and supporting a Transphobic, Homophobic, Incel Racist R*pist.
Immediately block or unfollow me if you support A.T*te or anyone like him. I ain't got the type for that bullshit.
Anyway:
🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
🚩: Being LGBTQI+ and supporting a Transphobic, Homophobic, Incel Racist R*pist.
Immediately block or unfollow me if you support A.T*te or anyone like him. I ain't got the type for that bullshit.
Anyway:
🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
July 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
🚩: Any type fo support for, or sharing videos of, Andr*w T*te.
🚩: Being LGBTQI+ and supporting a Transphobic, Homophobic, Incel Racist R*pist.
Immediately block or unfollow me if you support A.T*te or anyone like him. I ain't got the type for that bullshit.
Anyway:
🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
🚩: Being LGBTQI+ and supporting a Transphobic, Homophobic, Incel Racist R*pist.
Immediately block or unfollow me if you support A.T*te or anyone like him. I ain't got the type for that bullshit.
Anyway:
🇵🇸Free Palestine🇵🇸
The past few days have been a lot; physically and mentally, health wise.
Glad I'm able to take some time to rest and recover. Can someone come over, rub my butt and tell me I'll be okay, thoe?
Please make sure you're making time to do the same. And no - iced coffee is not hydration. Drink water.
Glad I'm able to take some time to rest and recover. Can someone come over, rub my butt and tell me I'll be okay, thoe?
Please make sure you're making time to do the same. And no - iced coffee is not hydration. Drink water.
June 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The past few days have been a lot; physically and mentally, health wise.
Glad I'm able to take some time to rest and recover. Can someone come over, rub my butt and tell me I'll be okay, thoe?
Please make sure you're making time to do the same. And no - iced coffee is not hydration. Drink water.
Glad I'm able to take some time to rest and recover. Can someone come over, rub my butt and tell me I'll be okay, thoe?
Please make sure you're making time to do the same. And no - iced coffee is not hydration. Drink water.
This is who runs this account:
June 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is who runs this account:
See how I take a bath after a very long, hard day at work, in a dirty environment, with very hot and humid weather? See how i have bubbles and essential oils and wash myself from head to hole? Very demure. Very mindful.
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #bath #verydemure #verymindful #LifeByJorge
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #bath #verydemure #verymindful #LifeByJorge
June 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
See how I take a bath after a very long, hard day at work, in a dirty environment, with very hot and humid weather? See how i have bubbles and essential oils and wash myself from head to hole? Very demure. Very mindful.
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #bath #verydemure #verymindful #LifeByJorge
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #bath #verydemure #verymindful #LifeByJorge
Can someone near me lemme borrow their pool and/or hot tub - or just hose me down in your garden and let me sunbathe. Pleaseee!
June 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Can someone near me lemme borrow their pool and/or hot tub - or just hose me down in your garden and let me sunbathe. Pleaseee!
Who said romance is dead? 🤣🤣🤣
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Who said romance is dead? 🤣🤣🤣
Which celebrities do you share a birthday with?
(One of these I absolutely hate as a person, and will only celebrate the day he stops existing.)
(One of these I absolutely hate as a person, and will only celebrate the day he stops existing.)
June 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Which celebrities do you share a birthday with?
(One of these I absolutely hate as a person, and will only celebrate the day he stops existing.)
(One of these I absolutely hate as a person, and will only celebrate the day he stops existing.)
I have a migraine, and therefore me and mis gemelas are staying in bed for a post-codeine siesta.
And yes - a body rub would be very nice right now, gracias.
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #beach #tan #headache #rest #siesta #tannednips #nipslip #boobs #heheheboobieshehehe #LifeByJorge
And yes - a body rub would be very nice right now, gracias.
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #beach #tan #headache #rest #siesta #tannednips #nipslip #boobs #heheheboobieshehehe #LifeByJorge
June 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I have a migraine, and therefore me and mis gemelas are staying in bed for a post-codeine siesta.
And yes - a body rub would be very nice right now, gracias.
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #beach #tan #headache #rest #siesta #tannednips #nipslip #boobs #heheheboobieshehehe #LifeByJorge
And yes - a body rub would be very nice right now, gracias.
#gay #lgbt #queer #nonbinary #beach #tan #headache #rest #siesta #tannednips #nipslip #boobs #heheheboobieshehehe #LifeByJorge
All the speedos I wore during my Sharm beach vacation.
Massive shout out the AussieBum bikini style speedos, and the Prowlr thick fit ones, which made my ass look huge.
And yes, I will model them as requested 😋
Massive shout out the AussieBum bikini style speedos, and the Prowlr thick fit ones, which made my ass look huge.
And yes, I will model them as requested 😋
June 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
All the speedos I wore during my Sharm beach vacation.
Massive shout out the AussieBum bikini style speedos, and the Prowlr thick fit ones, which made my ass look huge.
And yes, I will model them as requested 😋
Massive shout out the AussieBum bikini style speedos, and the Prowlr thick fit ones, which made my ass look huge.
And yes, I will model them as requested 😋
Sure thing, daddy
How's this one to start?
How's this one to start?
June 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sure thing, daddy
How's this one to start?
How's this one to start?
Looking so good
I got one too
Shall we compare?
I got one too
Shall we compare?
June 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Looking so good
I got one too
Shall we compare?
I got one too
Shall we compare?
I think the tan really took. Had to burn and peel first, but I'm happy with the tan lines.
I genuinely need to be living somewhere hot and sunny, or at least spending time in super hot places where I can rock my speedos at least twice a year.
I genuinely need to be living somewhere hot and sunny, or at least spending time in super hot places where I can rock my speedos at least twice a year.
June 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think the tan really took. Had to burn and peel first, but I'm happy with the tan lines.
I genuinely need to be living somewhere hot and sunny, or at least spending time in super hot places where I can rock my speedos at least twice a year.
I genuinely need to be living somewhere hot and sunny, or at least spending time in super hot places where I can rock my speedos at least twice a year.
It's my birthday! Es mi cumpleaños!
Now, who wants to blow my thick candle, and eat my cakes until they cover them in hot frosting? 😋
#speedo #beach #holiday #birthday #bigbutt #cumpleaños #gay #latinogay #eatmycake
Now, who wants to blow my thick candle, and eat my cakes until they cover them in hot frosting? 😋
#speedo #beach #holiday #birthday #bigbutt #cumpleaños #gay #latinogay #eatmycake
June 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It's my birthday! Es mi cumpleaños!
Now, who wants to blow my thick candle, and eat my cakes until they cover them in hot frosting? 😋
#speedo #beach #holiday #birthday #bigbutt #cumpleaños #gay #latinogay #eatmycake
Now, who wants to blow my thick candle, and eat my cakes until they cover them in hot frosting? 😋
#speedo #beach #holiday #birthday #bigbutt #cumpleaños #gay #latinogay #eatmycake
This shirt didn't use to fit 6 months ago.
Proud of the journey. And yes, I will go down on the first date. 😘
Proud of the journey. And yes, I will go down on the first date. 😘
May 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This shirt didn't use to fit 6 months ago.
Proud of the journey. And yes, I will go down on the first date. 😘
Proud of the journey. And yes, I will go down on the first date. 😘
At the beach today
Was there for like maybe 3hrs
Got completely sunburnt, even with spf500000
Was there for like maybe 3hrs
Got completely sunburnt, even with spf500000
May 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
At the beach today
Was there for like maybe 3hrs
Got completely sunburnt, even with spf500000
Was there for like maybe 3hrs
Got completely sunburnt, even with spf500000
(Insert caption about summer and sunshine here)
(Also; feel free to insert your nudes here - and your dick down my throat)
(Also; feel free to insert your nudes here - and your dick down my throat)
May 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
(Insert caption about summer and sunshine here)
(Also; feel free to insert your nudes here - and your dick down my throat)
(Also; feel free to insert your nudes here - and your dick down my throat)
Speedo check. Show us you in a Speedo.
May 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Speedo check. Show us you in a Speedo.