Jess
@lieutfaber.bsky.social
Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈⬛📸
Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
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I just saw "400 Conejos Mezcal" on this bar's menu and I'm suddenly spitballing an FFXIV fanfic where the pelupelu teach the loporrits how to make mezcal. Call that shit MOONSHINE! 👈👈😏
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I just saw "400 Conejos Mezcal" on this bar's menu and I'm suddenly spitballing an FFXIV fanfic where the pelupelu teach the loporrits how to make mezcal. Call that shit MOONSHINE! 👈👈😏
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I feel compelled to remind you all on this, the first anniversary of my wedding, that when it came time for @lieutfaber.bsky.social to say "I do," she looked at the judge in a near panic and, after a LONG CONCERNING PAUSE, asked what she was supposed to say.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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We’re almost done with Fuller House and idk how anything else is going to stand up to it.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We’re almost done with Fuller House and idk how anything else is going to stand up to it.
Same really. Anniversary screams.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Same really. Anniversary screams.
It costs literally nothing to be nice and make someone’s day. Case in point: the little girl I just saw with an eyepatch for lazy eye. I told her I loved her purple glasses and she was SO very excited and thanked me. :)
(They were rockin and I want some now)
(They were rockin and I want some now)
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It costs literally nothing to be nice and make someone’s day. Case in point: the little girl I just saw with an eyepatch for lazy eye. I told her I loved her purple glasses and she was SO very excited and thanked me. :)
(They were rockin and I want some now)
(They were rockin and I want some now)
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Oreoboros
Do people still watch Survivor and The Amazing Race? I keep getting ads on Pluto for merch from the newest season. You, too, can have a pen just like the ones they use to vote people off the island.
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Do people still watch Survivor and The Amazing Race? I keep getting ads on Pluto for merch from the newest season. You, too, can have a pen just like the ones they use to vote people off the island.
Stella was slightly traumatized by the maintenance guys we had in and out of the apartment for like 2 weeks but she is now back to her old yelly self. Yay. *is being yelled at by a cat*
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stella was slightly traumatized by the maintenance guys we had in and out of the apartment for like 2 weeks but she is now back to her old yelly self. Yay. *is being yelled at by a cat*
Despite it all, Jack and I have managed to remain married for an entire year! And we don’t even have the plague this year. *KNOCKS ON WOOD*
Happy first anniversary to the Jimmy Gibbler to my Stephanie Tanner.
Happy first anniversary to the Jimmy Gibbler to my Stephanie Tanner.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Despite it all, Jack and I have managed to remain married for an entire year! And we don’t even have the plague this year. *KNOCKS ON WOOD*
Happy first anniversary to the Jimmy Gibbler to my Stephanie Tanner.
Happy first anniversary to the Jimmy Gibbler to my Stephanie Tanner.
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Minfilia: Who are you linkpearling 50 times a day?
WoL: idk my bff Bakool Ja Ja?
WoL: idk my bff Bakool Ja Ja?
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Minfilia: Who are you linkpearling 50 times a day?
WoL: idk my bff Bakool Ja Ja?
WoL: idk my bff Bakool Ja Ja?
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Sweetness, crunchiness, and destiny collide this Pocky Day! 🍫⚔️
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sweetness, crunchiness, and destiny collide this Pocky Day! 🍫⚔️
I wonder what the venn diagram of people who had Hummers when they were “cool” and people with teslas is
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I wonder what the venn diagram of people who had Hummers when they were “cool” and people with teslas is
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We went to a craft show yesterday and bought a catnip mousie from a vendor who was literally sewing him up as I paid. He is jam packed full of catnip and the girls love him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We went to a craft show yesterday and bought a catnip mousie from a vendor who was literally sewing him up as I paid. He is jam packed full of catnip and the girls love him.
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lmao rekt kim davis
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
lmao rekt kim davis
Oh I finally found what everyone was using for these
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh I finally found what everyone was using for these
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Well, I can add "realizing Urianger is kinda hot" to the list of things I didn't expect to happen today.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Well, I can add "realizing Urianger is kinda hot" to the list of things I didn't expect to happen today.
Here’s another thing that I had always presumed happened Long Long Ago, but no. The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was only in 1975. Fifty years ago today.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
SS Edmund Fitzgerald - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Here’s another thing that I had always presumed happened Long Long Ago, but no. The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was only in 1975. Fifty years ago today.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmu...
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Everything sucks so here is my dog eating ramen. 🍜
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Everything sucks so here is my dog eating ramen. 🍜
I can’t believe my husband has never seen actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I can’t believe my husband has never seen actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My first thought after learning that Watson of “…and Crick” fame died at 97 was that it had never even occurred to me that he could still be alive.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My first thought after learning that Watson of “…and Crick” fame died at 97 was that it had never even occurred to me that he could still be alive.