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Jess
@lieutfaber.bsky.social
Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈‍⬛📸
Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
A right shame this cat is so miserable in her lifestyle.
January 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I just woke up from a nap and this is how I found out
I went offline to work for two more hours and it seems Iran has gone dark and is in revolt, because that is how 2026 is going. It is somehow even faster than 2025.
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Checks out
Aquarius: It's time to put all the disappointments and misery of 2025 behind you and look forward to 2026, which will have lots of new disappointments and misery in store for you.
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
why is the song from Paint the Night suddenly running through my head

PUT YOUR HANDS UP CAUSE THE NIGHT IS YOUNG

oh i know why because i was watching a video with a bunch of "put your hands up" songs.

youtu.be/XMO3Z3VTkiY?...
[HD] Paint The Night Parade Disneyland 60th Celebration Opening Night 1080p 60fps Full Complete Show
YouTube video by LMG Vids
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
@ Halmarut
Who are you and why are you plunging the land into chaos?
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
In other news fuck the world I’m not leaving the house today.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Popeyes spicy chicken is so delicious but it will destroy my gut every time.
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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i don't want to wake up to any news bigger than "raccoon breaks into a liquor store, gets drunk" anymore
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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lemon pig . . .
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Got my new glasses.
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Well, here we are again, keeping the mishaps and misadventure to a bare minimum.
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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dawn has broken on March 2136th, 2020
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Happy New Arbitrary Time Period!
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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You heard that right! I, the red woman, am celebrating with a well-deserved nap!
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
It is time

The pigs of 2024 and 2025 are here to witness the birth of their new comrade.
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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It’s dangerous out there! Take this!

#happynewyear #lemonpig
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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happy new years eve everyone, let's go check on that ball drop.

oh.

oh dear god
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Is everyone ready for lemon pigs
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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The President told me psychonekrosis keeps eating his arcadion wrestlers so I asked how many wrestlers he has and he says he just goes to solution 9 and gets a new one afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his wrestlers to the psychonekrosis and then Metem started crying
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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One can never be too young to live and let revel.
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM