Allagan Node
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Always blame the healer.
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
Jessie said that I would be more convincing if I appeared to be on the verge of "drinking a grass potion".
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Jessie said that I would be more convincing if I appeared to be on the verge of "drinking a grass potion".
I shudder to imagine a dozen Lucias, utilizing traditional methods of zombification to raise the dead...
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I shudder to imagine a dozen Lucias, utilizing traditional methods of zombification to raise the dead...
It may surprise you, but we can do more than simply manage not to make an utter mess of things.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It may surprise you, but we can do more than simply manage not to make an utter mess of things.
My, that's a jolly murderous eggplant you have there. Oh, forgive me. I did not mean to dip into a well of untapped profit.
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My, that's a jolly murderous eggplant you have there. Oh, forgive me. I did not mean to dip into a well of untapped profit.
An adventurer never leaves home without his beastmen ritual artifact! And his overexcited chicken. And his person-shaped blur. And his wild wildebeests. And his lunar primal. And his foolish mortals. Really, an adventurer needs to learn to pack a bit lighter.
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
An adventurer never leaves home without his beastmen ritual artifact! And his overexcited chicken. And his person-shaped blur. And his wild wildebeests. And his lunar primal. And his foolish mortals. Really, an adventurer needs to learn to pack a bit lighter.
We are the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. Our single objective is laying in a heap in the Burn.
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We are the Scions of the Seventh Dawn. Our single objective is laying in a heap in the Burn.
Is Zhloe going to get drunk off your ass on some dravanian herbal tea? Perish the thought! Not when there are countless children still yearning for emissaries of ardor and these trying times! I can count on you... can't I, Elidibus?
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Is Zhloe going to get drunk off your ass on some dravanian herbal tea? Perish the thought! Not when there are countless children still yearning for emissaries of ardor and these trying times! I can count on you... can't I, Elidibus?
It tickles me to see a hero of your stature laying in a heap in the Burn like a simple pompous nincompoop.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It tickles me to see a hero of your stature laying in a heap in the Burn like a simple pompous nincompoop.
Urianger and the Loporrits are to be commended for cowering in a corner.
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Urianger and the Loporrits are to be commended for cowering in a corner.
To date, Sephirot's glamoured all your clothes off, gonbe a-pummelin', and been on the business end of an arrow.
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
To date, Sephirot's glamoured all your clothes off, gonbe a-pummelin', and been on the business end of an arrow.
Ahhh, so rare it is to find potentially serious illnesses in the Neon Stein.
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ahhh, so rare it is to find potentially serious illnesses in the Neon Stein.
Well, come now, no point in overcoming an existential crisis like forgetful floating gysahl greens when there's work to be done, right? Right!
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Well, come now, no point in overcoming an existential crisis like forgetful floating gysahl greens when there's work to be done, right? Right!
So. Many. Fluffy spitting demons!
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
So. Many. Fluffy spitting demons!
Tear your mortal frame asunder, you say? And focus... Now that you mention it, the look in your eyes was rather unusually torpid. Yes, yes. Like Gaia when she's sitting around waiting.
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Tear your mortal frame asunder, you say? And focus... Now that you mention it, the look in your eyes was rather unusually torpid. Yes, yes. Like Gaia when she's sitting around waiting.
Meow! Do you ever tire of falling to your death, old man!?
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Meow! Do you ever tire of falling to your death, old man!?
I am in dire need of assistance, and would gladly offer you an unproven whelp as compensation for your time.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am in dire need of assistance, and would gladly offer you an unproven whelp as compensation for your time.
By the Fury! Word around here is you withheld the rum, is that right?
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
By the Fury! Word around here is you withheld the rum, is that right?
Keep an eye on Golbez and the Head of Reason, would you? It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if one of them wandered off to stuff you full of enough food to cloud your judgement.
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Keep an eye on Golbez and the Head of Reason, would you? It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if one of them wandered off to stuff you full of enough food to cloud your judgement.
Turn around. Every now and then he wages war.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Turn around. Every now and then he wages war.
It's long been my dream to raise a glass in celebration and bring smiles to people's faces.
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's long been my dream to raise a glass in celebration and bring smiles to people's faces.
Ah, you've elected to survive with all your bits still attached, have you?
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Ah, you've elected to survive with all your bits still attached, have you?
Are you willing to risk life and limb solely for the sake of letting out a mighty "scree"?
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Are you willing to risk life and limb solely for the sake of letting out a mighty "scree"?
Be a dear and do try not to channel the power of hope and prayer in my absence, will you?
December 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Be a dear and do try not to channel the power of hope and prayer in my absence, will you?
Capital! I know where this is leadin'! You're gonna weep and soil yourself, just to test our resolve, aren't you?
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Capital! I know where this is leadin'! You're gonna weep and soil yourself, just to test our resolve, aren't you?
Remind me to explain the value of upgrading to smoke signals when we next see Durante.
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Remind me to explain the value of upgrading to smoke signals when we next see Durante.