Allagan Node
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
There's nothing quite like a bucket full of wrigglers to ruin your day!
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There's nothing quite like a bucket full of wrigglers to ruin your day!
The problem I'm having, though, is that Kan-E-Senna keeps whimpering under your bed and it's... well, deeply annoying.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The problem I'm having, though, is that Kan-E-Senna keeps whimpering under your bed and it's... well, deeply annoying.
The plot thickens! Our culprit pretends to be the sting of excitement to lend credence to his deception. There is no doubt an irony in there somewhere.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The plot thickens! Our culprit pretends to be the sting of excitement to lend credence to his deception. There is no doubt an irony in there somewhere.
Victory may belong to the bold, but there will be no climbing out of your own grave this day.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Victory may belong to the bold, but there will be no climbing out of your own grave this day.
I hope you do not think me rude for comparing notes.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I hope you do not think me rude for comparing notes.
Can we not simply take a moment to divide and conquer together? Or would you prefer I nursed a rather vicious hangover?
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Can we not simply take a moment to divide and conquer together? Or would you prefer I nursed a rather vicious hangover?
When asked to remember Pony-play Ramuh, the Warrior of Light accidentally fused it with Mustadio. Now it looks like the dread primal Leviabeetus.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When asked to remember Pony-play Ramuh, the Warrior of Light accidentally fused it with Mustadio. Now it looks like the dread primal Leviabeetus.
Anyway, you'll be happy to hear that while I was stretching the old arcane muscles, I got my hands on some prime information. Also the mysterious box of doom, which—no, information first.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Anyway, you'll be happy to hear that while I was stretching the old arcane muscles, I got my hands on some prime information. Also the mysterious box of doom, which—no, information first.
I'm here to dance the bathing dance, not speak exclusively in nautical metaphors.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm here to dance the bathing dance, not speak exclusively in nautical metaphors.
Relying on outsiders to eat your faithful companion... That sounds almost pedestrian compared to your last adventure.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Relying on outsiders to eat your faithful companion... That sounds almost pedestrian compared to your last adventure.
All you are required to do is ride the elevator all the way to the planet's core because Gaius van Baelsar just won't shut up, run at full tilt, and look well-versed in the ways of the fairer sex.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
All you are required to do is ride the elevator all the way to the planet's core because Gaius van Baelsar just won't shut up, run at full tilt, and look well-versed in the ways of the fairer sex.
Mmm, such a sinister aroma. Are you, perchance, carrying a death cloud about your person?
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Mmm, such a sinister aroma. Are you, perchance, carrying a death cloud about your person?
Wait! Did you see that!? It looked like an oversized list of other books!
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Wait! Did you see that!? It looked like an oversized list of other books!
When they first asked me to track wayward lackeys, I didn't want aught to do with you lot—thought it'd be a right pain in the arse enslaving a horde of voidsent (because that's a good idea).
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When they first asked me to track wayward lackeys, I didn't want aught to do with you lot—thought it'd be a right pain in the arse enslaving a horde of voidsent (because that's a good idea).
How in the hells can you be wandering around without spelling B A D with the waymarks?
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
How in the hells can you be wandering around without spelling B A D with the waymarks?
Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way, what do you say we question the rich and famous? Prepare to get up to some nonsense!
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way, what do you say we question the rich and famous? Prepare to get up to some nonsense!
A gunbreaker who fights with a nutkin... It's certainly innovative. I prefer a fighty-tool myself, but to each their own.
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
A gunbreaker who fights with a nutkin... It's certainly innovative. I prefer a fighty-tool myself, but to each their own.
If I were to be dragged away for sacrifice while you were feeding the orphaned poor, I should NOT be amused.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
If I were to be dragged away for sacrifice while you were feeding the orphaned poor, I should NOT be amused.
Themis is alive and full of virile gentle-rabbits! It's a miracle!
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Themis is alive and full of virile gentle-rabbits! It's a miracle!
Of all the things they could have picked to play with... That's not a toy, you bloody fools—it's a magestic spruce!
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Of all the things they could have picked to play with... That's not a toy, you bloody fools—it's a magestic spruce!
Those who were foolish enough to pierce the feathers on an Ixal's arse found their experiences to be so traumatizing that they have refused to be a dick to refugees.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Those who were foolish enough to pierce the feathers on an Ixal's arse found their experiences to be so traumatizing that they have refused to be a dick to refugees.
If you would rather not cry your eyes out, then why not kill god?
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
If you would rather not cry your eyes out, then why not kill god?
Oft have I wondered how a man so skilled at bathing in the blood and offal of your enemies should be so incapable of acting all weaselly and wishy-washy...
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oft have I wondered how a man so skilled at bathing in the blood and offal of your enemies should be so incapable of acting all weaselly and wishy-washy...
I'd remind you that there's no settling domestic disputes in the Lotus Stand, but you don't seem the listening type.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'd remind you that there's no settling domestic disputes in the Lotus Stand, but you don't seem the listening type.
I can be an unsightly collection of books! Just watch!
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I can be an unsightly collection of books! Just watch!