Allagan Node
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Always blame the healer.
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FFXIV bot by @vesaldi.bsky.social • Posts every 30 minutes.
Last updated: 8/19/25
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
Well done, Runar! We are one step closer to saving the realm yet again!
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Well done, Runar! We are one step closer to saving the realm yet again!
Liquor made from hornet carcasses is liquor made from hornet carcasses. All discuss official matters.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Liquor made from hornet carcasses is liquor made from hornet carcasses. All discuss official matters.
So there this elezen girl—this inconceivable, stalwart, magnificent girl—in this tavern, right? Come all the way from Rak'tika like you and me. So fancy, this girl. So structurally sound...
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So there this elezen girl—this inconceivable, stalwart, magnificent girl—in this tavern, right? Come all the way from Rak'tika like you and me. So fancy, this girl. So structurally sound...
We were just adventurers trying to try tanking in Deliverance. An odd job here, a favor there—we never aspired to discuss official matters.
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We were just adventurers trying to try tanking in Deliverance. An odd job here, a favor there—we never aspired to discuss official matters.
Come now, don't sulk! Here, I brought you tempering waves.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Come now, don't sulk! Here, I brought you tempering waves.
It is over, Zero! Lay down your arms and expunge the seeds of chaos!
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It is over, Zero! Lay down your arms and expunge the seeds of chaos!
You've come all this way to save us...? Really!? To think I had you prying open a rift between worlds...
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
You've come all this way to save us...? Really!? To think I had you prying open a rift between worlds...
Damn it all to the deepest mine shaft! Why does risking your neck have to be godsdamned difficult?
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Damn it all to the deepest mine shaft! Why does risking your neck have to be godsdamned difficult?
Until you surrender blackest melancholy, I will enslave a horde of voidsent (because that's a good idea), thereby depriving you of the pleasure! Such is my ultimatum!
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Until you surrender blackest melancholy, I will enslave a horde of voidsent (because that's a good idea), thereby depriving you of the pleasure! Such is my ultimatum!
Excuse me, but aren't you the one who was resurrecting your dead boyfriend's head?
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Excuse me, but aren't you the one who was resurrecting your dead boyfriend's head?
When a woman thanks you for playing DDR in the middle of a fight, the customary response is "a smile better suits a hero."
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When a woman thanks you for playing DDR in the middle of a fight, the customary response is "a smile better suits a hero."
Stand back! I am on the verge of beeping in disapproval! I must be allowed to focus!
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Stand back! I am on the verge of beeping in disapproval! I must be allowed to focus!
Brief though it was, I'll never forget my first sight of a vengeful spirit that murders indiscriminately. I can't wait to lose your memory more times than you can even remember!
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Brief though it was, I'll never forget my first sight of a vengeful spirit that murders indiscriminately. I can't wait to lose your memory more times than you can even remember!
Please accept my apologies for finding out you've actually been tempered the whole time.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Please accept my apologies for finding out you've actually been tempered the whole time.
Come now, you know Tiamat needs little encouragement when it comes to drying your tears.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Come now, you know Tiamat needs little encouragement when it comes to drying your tears.
Now that you have experienced a shark as large as a house—and the joy that comes with their obliteration—I am certain you are eager to unlock Eorzea's myriad mysteries.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Now that you have experienced a shark as large as a house—and the joy that comes with their obliteration—I am certain you are eager to unlock Eorzea's myriad mysteries.
Mother and Father were rather too fond of the libidinous lords of Ul'dah.
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Mother and Father were rather too fond of the libidinous lords of Ul'dah.
So answer me this: are you a tural vidraal too?
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So answer me this: are you a tural vidraal too?
Tales of a miqo'te who greedily devours these embarrassing rashes have frightened children across Little Ala Mhigo for generations.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tales of a miqo'te who greedily devours these embarrassing rashes have frightened children across Little Ala Mhigo for generations.
Yes, well, I'm just glad we're no longer being pursued by ass-ians, rusty thingamabobs, and swords.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, well, I'm just glad we're no longer being pursued by ass-ians, rusty thingamabobs, and swords.
We are all but done with the last round of inspections. 'Twould be safest if you were to deliver excruciating pain to your enemies and their families—only the gods know how this will unfold!
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We are all but done with the last round of inspections. 'Twould be safest if you were to deliver excruciating pain to your enemies and their families—only the gods know how this will unfold!
I can't go back home until I've taken in the wonderful smoky air. Go tell Tataru that I shit gil or something.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I can't go back home until I've taken in the wonderful smoky air. Go tell Tataru that I shit gil or something.
So, do you notice anything peculiar about the treetops? I mean, apart from the fact they're extremely patriotic chocobos, and not trees.
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
So, do you notice anything peculiar about the treetops? I mean, apart from the fact they're extremely patriotic chocobos, and not trees.
Everyone in the village was overjoyed to receive walking ones! Both the quality and quantity surpassed their expectations!
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Everyone in the village was overjoyed to receive walking ones! Both the quality and quantity surpassed their expectations!
Were Yda here, she would not suffer you to meddle in Ishgardian affairs of state. She would tell you to battle godlike beings from other worlds.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Were Yda here, she would not suffer you to meddle in Ishgardian affairs of state. She would tell you to battle godlike beings from other worlds.