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i’d rather be riding my bike. she/her
sooo jealous of everyone who got a good view of the northern lights tonight
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
sooo jealous of everyone who got a good view of the northern lights tonight
biking home tonight i almost got got by three different negligent drivers in the approximately two blocks of bikeway right in front of the law school and humphrey school lmao
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
biking home tonight i almost got got by three different negligent drivers in the approximately two blocks of bikeway right in front of the law school and humphrey school lmao
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
daydreaming about a puffy bolero kind of garment which might look silly but would be really nice for cold weather biking when my torso gets too warm in a jacket while my arms are still chilly
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
daydreaming about a puffy bolero kind of garment which might look silly but would be really nice for cold weather biking when my torso gets too warm in a jacket while my arms are still chilly
ok i should’ve posted earlier this week but i highly recommend going to Mischief Toy today if you wanna get started on holiday shopping! they’re donating 15% of today’s sales proceeds to the Hallie Q Brown food shelf & collecting addl cash donations. they have good stuff for all ages & Dan rocks too
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
ok i should’ve posted earlier this week but i highly recommend going to Mischief Toy today if you wanna get started on holiday shopping! they’re donating 15% of today’s sales proceeds to the Hallie Q Brown food shelf & collecting addl cash donations. they have good stuff for all ages & Dan rocks too
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
some personal news: we are fostering a kitten to see if Charlie would like having a friend! her name is Octavia but we’ll prob call her something more fun while we have her. she and Charlie won’t meet for 10 days and for now he’s just curious wtf is in the office
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
some personal news: we are fostering a kitten to see if Charlie would like having a friend! her name is Octavia but we’ll prob call her something more fun while we have her. she and Charlie won’t meet for 10 days and for now he’s just curious wtf is in the office
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One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One of the all time greats. I have a Jason Garcia poster in my childhood bedroom.
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My favorite Election Day texts are the ones I get from my brother when he’s filling his ballot out in the booth 😂
If you haven’t cast your ballot yet, rank Michael Wilson, Tom Olson 1 & 2. And for 3, pick between Adam Schneider and Amber Fredrick! Let’s elect a progressive park board!
If you haven’t cast your ballot yet, rank Michael Wilson, Tom Olson 1 & 2. And for 3, pick between Adam Schneider and Amber Fredrick! Let’s elect a progressive park board!
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My favorite Election Day texts are the ones I get from my brother when he’s filling his ballot out in the booth 😂
If you haven’t cast your ballot yet, rank Michael Wilson, Tom Olson 1 & 2. And for 3, pick between Adam Schneider and Amber Fredrick! Let’s elect a progressive park board!
If you haven’t cast your ballot yet, rank Michael Wilson, Tom Olson 1 & 2. And for 3, pick between Adam Schneider and Amber Fredrick! Let’s elect a progressive park board!
walking to coffee in the north loop and some lady, who i have never seen before, just stopped me to say i better stay away from her kid and that if she ever saw me talk to them she’d smash my face in, then as i walked away she said “that’s your last warning you little fucking bitch”
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
walking to coffee in the north loop and some lady, who i have never seen before, just stopped me to say i better stay away from her kid and that if she ever saw me talk to them she’d smash my face in, then as i walked away she said “that’s your last warning you little fucking bitch”
7:21 am and i was voter 58 at 12-7 😳
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
7:21 am and i was voter 58 at 12-7 😳
imagine having mailers in your support that say we need republican voices in trump’s america in 2025 and still trying to act like you’re a progressive
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
imagine having mailers in your support that say we need republican voices in trump’s america in 2025 and still trying to act like you’re a progressive
i can’t wait for the day that clothing brands finally begin using models who are average height for their websites. i get being tall for the runway but when i, at 5’4, try to buy clothes online it doesn’t help to know how they look on women a full 6” or more taller than me!
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i can’t wait for the day that clothing brands finally begin using models who are average height for their websites. i get being tall for the runway but when i, at 5’4, try to buy clothes online it doesn’t help to know how they look on women a full 6” or more taller than me!
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A creative campaign has put the spotlight on a down-ballot race.
Who is Eric Harris Bernstein, and Why is He Making the Minneapolis Board of Estimate and Taxation Race so Much Fun? - Racket
A creative campaign has put the spotlight on a down-ballot race.
racketmn.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A creative campaign has put the spotlight on a down-ballot race.
today in “homeownership is so silly”: i want to hang art in our common areas, but to do so we first need to clean out the shed attached to the garage
October 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
today in “homeownership is so silly”: i want to hang art in our common areas, but to do so we first need to clean out the shed attached to the garage
thinking about doing a bit where i post every uneventful transit trip i have to help counter the narrative that transit is unsafe, since it’s only unusual incidents that get talked about
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
thinking about doing a bit where i post every uneventful transit trip i have to help counter the narrative that transit is unsafe, since it’s only unusual incidents that get talked about
the party of making america great and preserving our culture and history, or whatever
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
the party of making america great and preserving our culture and history, or whatever
do you ever exercise too hard and make your legs are sore for a few days and then worry just a little that you wouldn’t be able to run away if someone tried chasing you or is that just me lmao
October 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
do you ever exercise too hard and make your legs are sore for a few days and then worry just a little that you wouldn’t be able to run away if someone tried chasing you or is that just me lmao
there’s a guy at my gym who for sure has a thing for me and while i am happily partnered i also forgot how fun it is to know that a stranger is into you
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
there’s a guy at my gym who for sure has a thing for me and while i am happily partnered i also forgot how fun it is to know that a stranger is into you
i got the covid vaccine yesterday and i know it’s good for me, but god, at what cost
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i got the covid vaccine yesterday and i know it’s good for me, but god, at what cost
is it possible to achieve dignity after biking somewhere in pouring rain or am i doomed to forever look soggy when i do this
September 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
is it possible to achieve dignity after biking somewhere in pouring rain or am i doomed to forever look soggy when i do this
envisioning a parks & rec skit in which a mustached man is passionately arguing against a project element he doesn’t like and the staff person he’s talking to calmly reaches out to snip a few excessively long mustache hairs
July 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
envisioning a parks & rec skit in which a mustached man is passionately arguing against a project element he doesn’t like and the staff person he’s talking to calmly reaches out to snip a few excessively long mustache hairs
i somehow got mail from TPUSA that includes a letter from r*l*y ga*nes and i can’t believe the party of “participation trophies have gone too far” has chosen a woman who tied for *fifth* place as their spokesperson
July 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i somehow got mail from TPUSA that includes a letter from r*l*y ga*nes and i can’t believe the party of “participation trophies have gone too far” has chosen a woman who tied for *fifth* place as their spokesperson
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.