Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
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(Marxist-Leninist, lesbian, Shia) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & don’t reflect the views of my cat
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I’m so sorry for everything past Noor said & did while drinking & preemptively sorry for whatever future Noor says & does while drinking.
i cant stop talking about game of thrones im so sorry every GOT fan i know, i did not understand GRRM’s game before. I now understand why yall never stop talking about this show/series/universe. I’m absolutely in the GOT cult now.
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
i cant stop talking about game of thrones im so sorry every GOT fan i know, i did not understand GRRM’s game before. I now understand why yall never stop talking about this show/series/universe. I’m absolutely in the GOT cult now.
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
I could have watched an entire season of literally just Arya & the Hound on a road trip, tbh. Those 2 play off one another so perfectly.
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I could have watched an entire season of literally just Arya & the Hound on a road trip, tbh. Those 2 play off one another so perfectly.
Hey
If u had one shot. One opportunity. To give a Noor $20
Would u capture it?
Or just let it slip???
(Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel
If u had one shot. One opportunity. To give a Noor $20
Would u capture it?
Or just let it slip???
(Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Hey
If u had one shot. One opportunity. To give a Noor $20
Would u capture it?
Or just let it slip???
(Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel
If u had one shot. One opportunity. To give a Noor $20
Would u capture it?
Or just let it slip???
(Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel
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So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.
Shit i need to patyfor a lyft home now & i don’t have that kind of monry
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Shit i need to patyfor a lyft home now & i don’t have that kind of monry
SXREAMING SCRAig SCREAMING SCRSALIHG SSSSSEEEEEAAAAAHHHHAAAAWWWWWKKKKKSSSSS WE JUST WON THE FUCKN SUPERBQOWL IM CRYNSG
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
SXREAMING SCRAig SCREAMING SCRSALIHG SSSSSEEEEEAAAAAHHHHAAAAWWWWWKKKKKSSSSS WE JUST WON THE FUCKN SUPERBQOWL IM CRYNSG
Dude one of my aunties put an empty pregnancy test box in the trash & all day it’s been family gossip about who’s pregnant whole time it’s my auntie fuckin w everybody 💀💀💀
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Dude one of my aunties put an empty pregnancy test box in the trash & all day it’s been family gossip about who’s pregnant whole time it’s my auntie fuckin w everybody 💀💀💀
Why did i just say Tom Brady instead of Ted Bundy i swear to god that was an accident but u know what i do hate them both.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Why did i just say Tom Brady instead of Ted Bundy i swear to god that was an accident but u know what i do hate them both.
My mom is leaning how insanely superstitious i am about football bc i refuse to not have some form of Seahawks gear on this weekend including incorporating a mismatched Seahawks beanie in to my cute outfit for my cousin’s bridal shower tomorrow.
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
My mom is leaning how insanely superstitious i am about football bc i refuse to not have some form of Seahawks gear on this weekend including incorporating a mismatched Seahawks beanie in to my cute outfit for my cousin’s bridal shower tomorrow.
My mom like “even if u weren’t The Seahawks Fan, i’d root for the Seahawks bc i HATE the Patriots”
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
My mom like “even if u weren’t The Seahawks Fan, i’d root for the Seahawks bc i HATE the Patriots”
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
My mom like “even if u weren’t The Seahawks Fan, i’d root for the Seahawks bc i HATE the Patriots”
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
My mom like “even if u weren’t The Seahawks Fan, i’d root for the Seahawks bc i HATE the Patriots”
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
WHEN I SAY wearing Seahawks gear in MD has garnished me more praise than hate, lmfaoo, Maryland hates the Pats a blessed amount. GO HAWKS u got the eldritch crab god behind u 🙏🏼🦀
Already finished season 3 of Game Of Thrones. It’s so goooooooood why did i never watch past s1 when it came out, i missed so many pointless but engaging arguments about it online.
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Already finished season 3 of Game Of Thrones. It’s so goooooooood why did i never watch past s1 when it came out, i missed so many pointless but engaging arguments about it online.
Me on the phone w my gf “oh my god i want beef jerky so bad but i already had 5 drinks & while i am not drunk, i am not sober enough to shoplift wisely BUT im gonna regret not getting beef jerky later”
Well it’s later & in fact I do regret not shoplifting beef jerky 3 hours ago.
Well it’s later & in fact I do regret not shoplifting beef jerky 3 hours ago.
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Me on the phone w my gf “oh my god i want beef jerky so bad but i already had 5 drinks & while i am not drunk, i am not sober enough to shoplift wisely BUT im gonna regret not getting beef jerky later”
Well it’s later & in fact I do regret not shoplifting beef jerky 3 hours ago.
Well it’s later & in fact I do regret not shoplifting beef jerky 3 hours ago.
Me only half way thru season 2 of game of thrones and already telling my gf “moon of my life, GO TO BED” when my beloved is ‘eepy.
Bc she Is the moon of my life. 🥰
Bc she Is the moon of my life. 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Me only half way thru season 2 of game of thrones and already telling my gf “moon of my life, GO TO BED” when my beloved is ‘eepy.
Bc she Is the moon of my life. 🥰
Bc she Is the moon of my life. 🥰
oh no i think im a game of thrones fan
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
oh no i think im a game of thrones fan
One of my gf’s favorite things ever is Game Of Thrones & if my beloved loves something I want to be able to Really talk about it with her. So I guess I’m gonna watch Game Of Thrones now on account of im gay & i like when my gf smiles shes so cute🥰.
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
One of my gf’s favorite things ever is Game Of Thrones & if my beloved loves something I want to be able to Really talk about it with her. So I guess I’m gonna watch Game Of Thrones now on account of im gay & i like when my gf smiles shes so cute🥰.
Tuesday will be 20 years off heroin.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Tuesday will be 20 years off heroin.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
I’m still here.
what do you Mean the Chesapeake Bay is starting to freeze over & i still have to pay rent???
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
what do you Mean the Chesapeake Bay is starting to freeze over & i still have to pay rent???
Thinking about the most recent Epstein files release…
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Thinking about the most recent Epstein files release…
GOT MY MAIN ACCOUNT BACK but this definitely reconfirmed that I need to find a way to manage & keep up w oomfs better because social media has become so uncertain, so often the loss of one account can result in being totally cut off from support systems & solidarity network.
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
GOT MY MAIN ACCOUNT BACK but this definitely reconfirmed that I need to find a way to manage & keep up w oomfs better because social media has become so uncertain, so often the loss of one account can result in being totally cut off from support systems & solidarity network.
The endless cycle of begging twitter Support to HELP 😭😭😭
Main- hacked
2FA- Elon switched free users from text 2fa codes to be forced to use (largely) subscription only model authenticator apps
Trying to unfuck a hacked account made undoable unless u pay.
I LOATHE the new internet.
Main- hacked
2FA- Elon switched free users from text 2fa codes to be forced to use (largely) subscription only model authenticator apps
Trying to unfuck a hacked account made undoable unless u pay.
I LOATHE the new internet.
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The endless cycle of begging twitter Support to HELP 😭😭😭
Main- hacked
2FA- Elon switched free users from text 2fa codes to be forced to use (largely) subscription only model authenticator apps
Trying to unfuck a hacked account made undoable unless u pay.
I LOATHE the new internet.
Main- hacked
2FA- Elon switched free users from text 2fa codes to be forced to use (largely) subscription only model authenticator apps
Trying to unfuck a hacked account made undoable unless u pay.
I LOATHE the new internet.
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Man I gotta be honest I dont give a fuck about elections and election talk.
Its always about the election and never about whats happening and now look around.
Its always about the election and never about whats happening and now look around.
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Man I gotta be honest I dont give a fuck about elections and election talk.
Its always about the election and never about whats happening and now look around.
Its always about the election and never about whats happening and now look around.
Watching Good Will Hunting like. I wish i could do math.
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Watching Good Will Hunting like. I wish i could do math.