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92 years old and she never tried pesto
I don’t know why but The OC, Again has become my driving to St. Catharines for symphony rehearsal podcast
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In my felt era
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Cypress Hills, Alberta
Luke Lindoe
1999
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I want to host a cookie exchange but I make all the cookies and everyone tells me how good my cookies are
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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🎶 One . . . Battle After Another 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Back in my natural habitat
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Arguing over if Die Hard is a Christmas movie is played out. Let’s do The Sound of Music instead.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Got my husband a subscription for Christmas!
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November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When I was 5 my best friend played the violin
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Once again wondering if I actually love performing contemporary music or if I have given myself Stockholm syndrome getting my head around it
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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The golden age of diversity and democracy in Oz.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
To be a Toronto sports fan is pain
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM