Lexi 🐾👶🏼
@lexikiera.bsky.social
Former Drag Wrangler now maternity leave enjoyer
definitely not Björk
You’ve heard of cat ladies but ever met a dog Mum?
definitely not Björk
You’ve heard of cat ladies but ever met a dog Mum?
It’s taken me almost 2 weeks to finally come to terms with my baby being one. The absolute fastest year of my life. I was so caught up in mourning her babyhood that I didn’t stop to think about how fun this toddler stage is & soon enough I’ll be mourning that too
August 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s taken me almost 2 weeks to finally come to terms with my baby being one. The absolute fastest year of my life. I was so caught up in mourning her babyhood that I didn’t stop to think about how fun this toddler stage is & soon enough I’ll be mourning that too
Just got up to make myself a sandwich because I accidentally skipped dinner.
Just realised my sourdough was substituted with rye - ew
Just realised my sourdough was substituted with rye - ew
January 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Just got up to make myself a sandwich because I accidentally skipped dinner.
Just realised my sourdough was substituted with rye - ew
Just realised my sourdough was substituted with rye - ew
Feels like a Deadloch rewatch kinda night
December 23, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Feels like a Deadloch rewatch kinda night
Remember to lock your fuel prices in, it’s gonna go bananas in the next couple of days
December 22, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Remember to lock your fuel prices in, it’s gonna go bananas in the next couple of days
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Sitting in your car is pretty much the same thing as standing in the shower just like Warm. Nice. Alone. Quiet. Aaahhh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Sitting in your car is pretty much the same thing as standing in the shower just like Warm. Nice. Alone. Quiet. Aaahhh.
Just opened my Woolworths wrapped and my top three purchased items this year were Diet Coke, Bananas and Strawberries 😂
December 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Just opened my Woolworths wrapped and my top three purchased items this year were Diet Coke, Bananas and Strawberries 😂
Baked the most basic but delicious banana bread yesterday and I honestly don’t know why I stopped baking
December 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Baked the most basic but delicious banana bread yesterday and I honestly don’t know why I stopped baking
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Someone once posted “The flavor of water is its temperature” and I think about that a lot.
November 28, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Someone once posted “The flavor of water is its temperature” and I think about that a lot.
Happy Unsubscribe from all the mailing lists week! Also known as Black Friday
November 28, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Happy Unsubscribe from all the mailing lists week! Also known as Black Friday
I got hulk & rebels Santa photos back and I am so fucking obsessed
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I got hulk & rebels Santa photos back and I am so fucking obsessed
It’s almost Christmas so that means my body is 90% hazelnut wafer rolls
November 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
It’s almost Christmas so that means my body is 90% hazelnut wafer rolls
My TikTok is all Sabbi shirts and I don’t understand the appeal, they’re ugly AF
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 PM
My TikTok is all Sabbi shirts and I don’t understand the appeal, they’re ugly AF
My dog is such an asshole.
Guarantee the minute I go to transfer my sleeping baby into her bassinet, she’ll shake her fucking ears.
I love her, but she’s an asshole.
Guarantee the minute I go to transfer my sleeping baby into her bassinet, she’ll shake her fucking ears.
I love her, but she’s an asshole.
November 18, 2024 at 9:02 PM
My dog is such an asshole.
Guarantee the minute I go to transfer my sleeping baby into her bassinet, she’ll shake her fucking ears.
I love her, but she’s an asshole.
Guarantee the minute I go to transfer my sleeping baby into her bassinet, she’ll shake her fucking ears.
I love her, but she’s an asshole.
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
November 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
1. Criminal Minds
2. SVU
3. The X Files
4. Rizzoli & Isles
5. The Rookie
6. 911
7. NCIS
8. Ghost Whisperer
9. The OC
10. Body of Proof
2. SVU
3. The X Files
4. Rizzoli & Isles
5. The Rookie
6. 911
7. NCIS
8. Ghost Whisperer
9. The OC
10. Body of Proof
10 TV shows to get to know me:
1. Bones
2. The X-Files
3. NCIS: Los Angeles
4. Doctor Who
5. Fringe
6. NCIS
7. The Mentalist
8. Westworld
9. What We Do in the Shadows
10. Brooklyn Nine Nine
1. Bones
2. The X-Files
3. NCIS: Los Angeles
4. Doctor Who
5. Fringe
6. NCIS
7. The Mentalist
8. Westworld
9. What We Do in the Shadows
10. Brooklyn Nine Nine
10 TV shows to get to know me:
- The X-Files
- Last Man On Earth
- Quantum Leap
- Star Trek: TNG
- Star Trek: DS9
- Star Trek
- Star Trek: Voyager
- Impractical Jokers
- Simpsons
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- The X-Files
- Last Man On Earth
- Quantum Leap
- Star Trek: TNG
- Star Trek: DS9
- Star Trek
- Star Trek: Voyager
- Impractical Jokers
- Simpsons
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
November 15, 2024 at 11:10 AM
1. Criminal Minds
2. SVU
3. The X Files
4. Rizzoli & Isles
5. The Rookie
6. 911
7. NCIS
8. Ghost Whisperer
9. The OC
10. Body of Proof
2. SVU
3. The X Files
4. Rizzoli & Isles
5. The Rookie
6. 911
7. NCIS
8. Ghost Whisperer
9. The OC
10. Body of Proof
Imagine being an actor and getting a paid gig only to realise it’s for a shitty scammy phone game ad
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Imagine being an actor and getting a paid gig only to realise it’s for a shitty scammy phone game ad
There not being a ginger baby emoji feels like a hate crime 👶🏼
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 AM
There not being a ginger baby emoji feels like a hate crime 👶🏼
Now I can feel kiddo kicking from the outside, it’s so much fun, I poke them, they kick back.
I’m already annoying it and it’s not even born yet
I’m already annoying it and it’s not even born yet
March 14, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Now I can feel kiddo kicking from the outside, it’s so much fun, I poke them, they kick back.
I’m already annoying it and it’s not even born yet
I’m already annoying it and it’s not even born yet
Bought a DVD drive to plug into my MacBook thinking I could rip a DVD onto a hardrive so I could watch on my tv - nope, didn’t work
October 27, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Bought a DVD drive to plug into my MacBook thinking I could rip a DVD onto a hardrive so I could watch on my tv - nope, didn’t work
My food aversions have kicked into high gear and have had me feeling queasy with coffee lately.
Finally felt okay to drink one this morning and it tastes like dishwashing liquid FFS
Finally felt okay to drink one this morning and it tastes like dishwashing liquid FFS
October 11, 2023 at 11:24 PM
My food aversions have kicked into high gear and have had me feeling queasy with coffee lately.
Finally felt okay to drink one this morning and it tastes like dishwashing liquid FFS
Finally felt okay to drink one this morning and it tastes like dishwashing liquid FFS