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lexikiera.bsky.social
Lexi 🐾👶🏼
@lexikiera.bsky.social
Former Drag Wrangler now maternity leave enjoyer
definitely not Björk

You’ve heard of cat ladies but ever met a dog Mum?
I was sitting right next to her when she pulled herself up on her book shelf, she banged her head against the shelf - hard. I’m still kicking myself like why didn’t I stop that from happening. It’s so hard to let them explore to grow but protect them from any pain
March 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I never got into the sourdough phenomenon of lockdown but maternity leave feels like the right time to attempt it - especially since I keep buying sourdough for my daily avo toast (but at least I’m not buying it at cafes every day)
December 10, 2024 at 9:35 AM
My biggest fear about outfits for Christmas photos was potential of nappy showing, for that reason, I’d go with the dress
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
It sounds morbid but I really hope that optional euthanasia is a thing by the time I get it, I’d hate for hulk to have to see me that way
November 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM
She thinks Hulk is my cousin, said cousin is 16 now, it’s sad.
She still knows who everyone else is though but very forgetful and it gets worse everyday. My grandpa had the same thing it’s so awful
November 24, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Nah she has dementia, she wouldn’t have even remembered I’m coming up to visit
November 24, 2024 at 10:54 AM
I was originally going to put her in her blossom and pear “Santa baby” outfit but decided to save it for Christmas Day instead
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Omg it’s so ridiculous in the best possible way but the blue Valentina dress by MaMer, my aunt bought it for her and really, where can a baby wear the tulle 😂
The tulle part is SO soft
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I never seen a Camry driver who knows how to drive
November 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
It’s always from people who think they’re managers when actually they can’t manage shit
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM