Lexi Clifford
@lexiconoflexi.bsky.social
ME LEXI, BIG DEM. Traveler, language lover, rabid David Byrne fan.
I made him risotto.
Taking bets for how long we get in to Dr. Strangelove. I think 20 minutes is generous.
Taking bets for how long we get in to Dr. Strangelove. I think 20 minutes is generous.
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I made him risotto.
Taking bets for how long we get in to Dr. Strangelove. I think 20 minutes is generous.
Taking bets for how long we get in to Dr. Strangelove. I think 20 minutes is generous.
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
I try to be a good girlfriend/significant other/lady friend, but I always kind of feel like I've put a curse on whoever I'm with.
A curse of hair.
The poor subject of the spell will be cursed to find my long blonde hairs on and around them, constantly.
A curse of hair.
The poor subject of the spell will be cursed to find my long blonde hairs on and around them, constantly.
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I try to be a good girlfriend/significant other/lady friend, but I always kind of feel like I've put a curse on whoever I'm with.
A curse of hair.
The poor subject of the spell will be cursed to find my long blonde hairs on and around them, constantly.
A curse of hair.
The poor subject of the spell will be cursed to find my long blonde hairs on and around them, constantly.
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Not about to act sad about Charlie Kirk getting shot in the goddamn throat. Small price to pay for protecting the Second Amendment, right?
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Not about to act sad about Charlie Kirk getting shot in the goddamn throat. Small price to pay for protecting the Second Amendment, right?
Remember those people who were saying they trusted Trump to keep us out of foreign wars? I'd love to hear from them about their feelings on renaming the DOD the "Department of War".
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Remember those people who were saying they trusted Trump to keep us out of foreign wars? I'd love to hear from them about their feelings on renaming the DOD the "Department of War".
I requesr summer variants of the Ashen Wolves, please and thank you.
But also, wouldn't a Percy & Arthur duo be just perfect? It would.
Get at me, FEH and Intsys, I have ideas for dayzzzzz.
But also, wouldn't a Percy & Arthur duo be just perfect? It would.
Get at me, FEH and Intsys, I have ideas for dayzzzzz.
June 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I requesr summer variants of the Ashen Wolves, please and thank you.
But also, wouldn't a Percy & Arthur duo be just perfect? It would.
Get at me, FEH and Intsys, I have ideas for dayzzzzz.
But also, wouldn't a Percy & Arthur duo be just perfect? It would.
Get at me, FEH and Intsys, I have ideas for dayzzzzz.
Ya ever been so constipated that trying to release the beast led you to violently burp instead?
Ya ever had that happen at work?
Ya ever had that happen at work?
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ya ever been so constipated that trying to release the beast led you to violently burp instead?
Ya ever had that happen at work?
Ya ever had that happen at work?
I don't need your judgement, Google AI, just answer the fucking question.
May 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't need your judgement, Google AI, just answer the fucking question.
The love I have given has left me empty.
April 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The love I have given has left me empty.
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Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2.
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
Yay! I was so worried that we wouldn't get a mini-Xander.
I am going to give this kid so many ridiculous skills and then forget to use him.
I am going to give this kid so many ridiculous skills and then forget to use him.
April 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Yay! I was so worried that we wouldn't get a mini-Xander.
I am going to give this kid so many ridiculous skills and then forget to use him.
I am going to give this kid so many ridiculous skills and then forget to use him.
Respectfully, when has anyone in the Trump administration resigned after a fuckup? Every precedent that has been set over two and a half centuries has been thrown out the window under Cheeto Hitler. You will get nothing unless you find a way to force Hegseth out.
March 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Respectfully, when has anyone in the Trump administration resigned after a fuckup? Every precedent that has been set over two and a half centuries has been thrown out the window under Cheeto Hitler. You will get nothing unless you find a way to force Hegseth out.
An earworm. My main squeeze DB. @ajoeofalltrades.dev, take a listen- I often think of you when I listen to this, because of the themes of cognitive neuroscience. Although I might have already have recommended it... 🤔 in my brain, I have, many times.
Raise your eyes to one who loves you...
Raise your eyes to one who loves you...
March 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
An earworm. My main squeeze DB. @ajoeofalltrades.dev, take a listen- I often think of you when I listen to this, because of the themes of cognitive neuroscience. Although I might have already have recommended it... 🤔 in my brain, I have, many times.
Raise your eyes to one who loves you...
Raise your eyes to one who loves you...
I don't think Hegseth is sober enough at any point in the day to pronounce "resign".
March 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I don't think Hegseth is sober enough at any point in the day to pronounce "resign".
Joe, you have made me so happy.
oprah winfrey is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: oprah winfrey is sitting in a chair with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Joe, you have made me so happy.
"I don't have a boyfriend to have pictures of, but do you want to see pictures of my cat?" -me, a crazy cat lady
March 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"I don't have a boyfriend to have pictures of, but do you want to see pictures of my cat?" -me, a crazy cat lady
me: I'm hetero
my work uniform: well, we don't want people to believe that. Gotta keep the men away somehow.
my work uniform: well, we don't want people to believe that. Gotta keep the men away somehow.
March 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
me: I'm hetero
my work uniform: well, we don't want people to believe that. Gotta keep the men away somehow.
my work uniform: well, we don't want people to believe that. Gotta keep the men away somehow.
Trying to learn hiragana, I just want to say thank you to hangul. The perfect alphabet indeed. Hiragana gonna bust my brain (we're not going to talk about katakana and kanji at all for a very long time).
March 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Trying to learn hiragana, I just want to say thank you to hangul. The perfect alphabet indeed. Hiragana gonna bust my brain (we're not going to talk about katakana and kanji at all for a very long time).
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Caturday.
Flapjack, like most cats, loves boxes, but packing *bags*?
Apparently, he's into that, too.
Flapjack, like most cats, loves boxes, but packing *bags*?
Apparently, he's into that, too.
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Caturday.
Flapjack, like most cats, loves boxes, but packing *bags*?
Apparently, he's into that, too.
Flapjack, like most cats, loves boxes, but packing *bags*?
Apparently, he's into that, too.
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Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people.
Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.
We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.
Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.
We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.
February 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people.
Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.
We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.
Be strong, be brave, be fearless.
You are never alone, dear President Zelenskyy.
We will continue working with you for a just and lasting peace.