Lexi Clifford
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Lexi Clifford
@lexiconoflexi.bsky.social
ME LEXI, BIG DEM. Traveler, language lover, rabid David Byrne fan.
I don't need your judgement, Google AI, just answer the fucking question.
May 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Caturday.

Flapjack, like most cats, loves boxes, but packing *bags*?

Apparently, he's into that, too.
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Caturday.

I hardly ever get *fun* pictures of Flapjack because I think he knows something is up and immediately stops doing anything interesting and walks away. So, instead, I have an abundance of pictures of him tired or sleeping.

But he's still my perfect little berrrrbyyyyy.
February 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I occasionally find myself around Californians or Floridians who talk how they feel the bone-deep need to be near the ocean and the beach. I, mountain people, find beaches very lovely to look at but often quite overrated to be on. When I explain this, though, I just end up looking like this twat:
February 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
In these stupid-ass times, I have taken to playing Disney's Dreamlight Valley, because I wanted a cozy game that is not difficult (with the added bonus of warm, fuzzy Disney characters).

I related deeply to this line. I am the bitter lion.
February 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I missed Caturday. Probably because this little dude keeps trapping himself under the bed.

Felt, Flappy. It's a scary world.
February 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When you don't want to deal with the weather, so you send this to Dad instead.
February 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
February 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Are you on the run for that? For cutting off the tags?
February 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"I like Trump because he tells it like it is."

Whenever anyone else tells it like it is:
February 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Two things I really love: my cat and novelty cookbooks.
February 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
While out and about, I saw a "prepper show" advertised in the way and gun show would be, and I had never seen this before, but a conclusion was drawn.
February 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What did you do for the Superb Owl?

Just paid tribute by being forced food by a Staten Islander and hung with a friend I've known for 25 years.
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I consider this number of likes on my comment to be a tremendous success, and will continue to pat myself on the back for some time.
February 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
On one hand, I'm looking forward to starting a job with UA. On the other hand, I am petrified for the future of air travel.
February 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Now that I have my own cat I can post for #Caturday, I'll try to do so whenever I remember to.

All hail His Lordship Flapjack, the Flap-asshole, Dirty Vag Flaps.
February 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The Twilight Zone prepared me for a lot of things, but it never prepared me for this shit.
February 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is it a big deal? No! But I'm gonna celebrate it anyway. Because, as a giant once said, "A path is formed by laying one stone at a time."

#learningdatascience
February 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I don't have anything especially positive to say, so here's a picture of my cat looking handsome.
February 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My Twitter (still not gonna call it X) account has been deactivated.

Goodbye to you, Elon and your stupid, fascist fanboys.
January 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM