LevonJP
@levonjp.bsky.social
Writer/director/producer. My first movie, Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. In post on Emu War: A Subtle Examination of the Sheer Caucasity of Colonialism, with a tv show and another movie to be announced. Likes cats, dislikes nazis and rape apologists.
I once shadowboxed Muhammad Ali.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I once shadowboxed Muhammad Ali.
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are
Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…
@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social only just started listening to the Alien Earth wrap up episode but was struck with a potentially dumb thought - Weyland Yutani’s initials are the first and last letters of Wendy. And we also never see what Earth is like in the main films, so it could be overrun…
October 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social only just started listening to the Alien Earth wrap up episode but was struck with a potentially dumb thought - Weyland Yutani’s initials are the first and last letters of Wendy. And we also never see what Earth is like in the main films, so it could be overrun…
Is it just me or is it weird that General Grievance is still bitching about an escalator but has never once mentioned the two people who tried to kill him, especially since the still-living one was found guilty last week?
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is it just me or is it weird that General Grievance is still bitching about an escalator but has never once mentioned the two people who tried to kill him, especially since the still-living one was found guilty last week?
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@da7eandneil.bsky.social @da7e.com crazy Alien Earth theory… but iYutani. What other human would be a batshit choice for Boy to shove Ms Octo into? And then iYutani orders the Nostromo to LV-426…
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@da7eandneil.bsky.social @da7e.com crazy Alien Earth theory… but iYutani. What other human would be a batshit choice for Boy to shove Ms Octo into? And then iYutani orders the Nostromo to LV-426…
Anyone else finding a weird disconnect between condemnation of political violence and in the same breath clamouring for the death penalty like a rabid dog?
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Anyone else finding a weird disconnect between condemnation of political violence and in the same breath clamouring for the death penalty like a rabid dog?
NASA’s going live at 11 to announce Martians and at 11:05 the White House is going live to say they wrote the Epstein birthday letter.
September 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
NASA’s going live at 11 to announce Martians and at 11:05 the White House is going live to say they wrote the Epstein birthday letter.
By telling him it’s a couch.
Looking ahead:
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
How do we get the the Vice President to start a relationship with ChatGPT
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
By telling him it’s a couch.
Hey @cormacmccafe.bsky.social I got to tell the producer of Nitram tonight that you often state that you want to go full Nitram on ozlit, and he still wants to talk to me.
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey @cormacmccafe.bsky.social I got to tell the producer of Nitram tonight that you often state that you want to go full Nitram on ozlit, and he still wants to talk to me.
I heard Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his microphone when he crashed.
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I heard Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his microphone when he crashed.
He could’ve made America great again but he’s still alive
August 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
He could’ve made America great again but he’s still alive
Imagine being Marles, a career politician, and having to fly to the US to meet with an ex-Fox News host to beg for table scraps and then having the Pentagon issue a statement saying it wasn’t a real meeting. We’re so pathetic.
August 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Imagine being Marles, a career politician, and having to fly to the US to meet with an ex-Fox News host to beg for table scraps and then having the Pentagon issue a statement saying it wasn’t a real meeting. We’re so pathetic.
There’s zero chance this loser hasn’t kicked a dog.
Daniil Medvedev after a loss at the US Open.
Another grown man throwing a tantrum like he's a 3yo toddler. Ffs, mate. Do the world a favour—get off the court and stay off.
Another grown man throwing a tantrum like he's a 3yo toddler. Ffs, mate. Do the world a favour—get off the court and stay off.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
There’s zero chance this loser hasn’t kicked a dog.
@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp look; I made a dumb ass movie called Everybody Gets Stabbed for $1500 and people seem to dig it. My next gig is a giant snail movie called Escargot, and I would murder everyone involved to direct a Death Stranding film. PLEASE hit me up!
August 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp look; I made a dumb ass movie called Everybody Gets Stabbed for $1500 and people seem to dig it. My next gig is a giant snail movie called Escargot, and I would murder everyone involved to direct a Death Stranding film. PLEASE hit me up!
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social you’ll finally be able to get a big dish of beef chow mein
www.broadsheet.com.au/sydney/food-...
www.broadsheet.com.au/sydney/food-...
Lee Ho Fook, Melbourne’s Sleek Chinese Diner, Is Coming to Sydney
Victor Liong’s refined flavours, signature elegance and crispy eggplant will arrive soon – after more than a decade of success down south.
www.broadsheet.com.au
August 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Hey @travisjj.bsky.social you’ll finally be able to get a big dish of beef chow mein
www.broadsheet.com.au/sydney/food-...
www.broadsheet.com.au/sydney/food-...
“Here’s a song about Tina Turner growing up in a slave village and here’s the little dance I invented for it” is one of the most un-talked about unhinged Australian things of all time
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Here’s a song about Tina Turner growing up in a slave village and here’s the little dance I invented for it” is one of the most un-talked about unhinged Australian things of all time
Netanyahu orders full Israeli military occupation of Gaza
Penny Wong:
Penny Wong:
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Netanyahu orders full Israeli military occupation of Gaza
Penny Wong:
Penny Wong:
@thecurb.com.au how am I going so far
July 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
@thecurb.com.au how am I going so far
@qantas-official.bsky.social so how much are you going to pay me to not join a class action against you for leaking all my fucking data?
July 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@qantas-official.bsky.social so how much are you going to pay me to not join a class action against you for leaking all my fucking data?
This is what happens when your birthday military parade doesn’t give you the raging boner you thought it would.
June 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This is what happens when your birthday military parade doesn’t give you the raging boner you thought it would.
Seriously, why isn’t @governor.ca.gov swinging the mighty dick that is a threat of the fourth largest economy in the world seceding from the Union? Or is this all a layup to that?
June 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Seriously, why isn’t @governor.ca.gov swinging the mighty dick that is a threat of the fourth largest economy in the world seceding from the Union? Or is this all a layup to that?
And we thought Oasis wouldn’t survive the tour…
June 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
And we thought Oasis wouldn’t survive the tour…
Fucking wild that no one ever called Tennessee Williams out for characters named “Brick”, “Gooper”, “Skipper”, and “Sister Woman”
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Fucking wild that no one ever called Tennessee Williams out for characters named “Brick”, “Gooper”, “Skipper”, and “Sister Woman”