LevonJP
@levonjp.bsky.social
Writer/director/producer. My first movie, Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. In post on Emu War: A Subtle Examination of the Sheer Caucasity of Colonialism, with a tv show and another movie to be announced. Likes cats, dislikes nazis and rape apologists.
His sister agrees about the prison thing
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
His sister agrees about the prison thing
No Step Brothers. Fuck off
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
No Step Brothers. Fuck off
This is proof bullying needs to come back as socially acceptable
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This is proof bullying needs to come back as socially acceptable
Remember that glorious week when we all thought he had been executed by his government? Good times.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Remember that glorious week when we all thought he had been executed by his government? Good times.
Why are his teeth doing that
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why are his teeth doing that
Seriously, what is wrong with these people
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Seriously, what is wrong with these people
Also genuinely wild how it came out in 1990 in Japan, but 1992 here in Australia. Can’t imagine there ever being a staggered console release like that again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Also genuinely wild how it came out in 1990 in Japan, but 1992 here in Australia. Can’t imagine there ever being a staggered console release like that again.
Legit don’t think I’ve ever put more hours into a game. Thank Christ there wasn’t a time counter.
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Legit don’t think I’ve ever put more hours into a game. Thank Christ there wasn’t a time counter.
This won’t work. There’s no way to bring a mammoth foetus to term without using a surrogate elephant - and they’re all endangered and would benefit much more from efforts to boost their own populations. This is just a grift for carbon offset credits down the line.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This won’t work. There’s no way to bring a mammoth foetus to term without using a surrogate elephant - and they’re all endangered and would benefit much more from efforts to boost their own populations. This is just a grift for carbon offset credits down the line.
I don’t even live in the US and I miss those four years when I didn’t have to open the news and wonder what new insane thing just happened in the White House
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I don’t even live in the US and I miss those four years when I didn’t have to open the news and wonder what new insane thing just happened in the White House
I don’t know what any of this means but here’s Olive
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I don’t know what any of this means but here’s Olive
Okay which one of you said “Beetlejuice Handjob” three times?
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Okay which one of you said “Beetlejuice Handjob” three times?
I just managed to snag middle of the theatre on Saturday, and it’s a brand new new IMAX theatre here. Can’t remember the last movie I was this excited for. Maybe Avatar 2? And Last Jedi before it?
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just managed to snag middle of the theatre on Saturday, and it’s a brand new new IMAX theatre here. Can’t remember the last movie I was this excited for. Maybe Avatar 2? And Last Jedi before it?
Have you tried her literary agent, or her acting agent? She’s repped for acting by Shanahans, which is notoriously difficult to get through, but Fiona Inglis at Curtis Brown might be an easier avenue. She was a speaker at Screen Forever last year, so I can reach out to SPA to see if they have an in.
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Have you tried her literary agent, or her acting agent? She’s repped for acting by Shanahans, which is notoriously difficult to get through, but Fiona Inglis at Curtis Brown might be an easier avenue. She was a speaker at Screen Forever last year, so I can reach out to SPA to see if they have an in.
Also they have nothing to lose - Trump can’t run again, so General Grievance can’t ruin their reelection chances with his dwindling base, and they can at least campaign on “we TOTALLY don’t like pedophiles, SERIOUSLY” while still taking money from pedophiles
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Also they have nothing to lose - Trump can’t run again, so General Grievance can’t ruin their reelection chances with his dwindling base, and they can at least campaign on “we TOTALLY don’t like pedophiles, SERIOUSLY” while still taking money from pedophiles
Also it’s just basic etiquette. Take off your fucking hat when you walk through a door. And don’t you dare sit for a meal with a hat on; my ancestors with a surname that ends with a vowel will slap the shit out of you from beyond the veil
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Also it’s just basic etiquette. Take off your fucking hat when you walk through a door. And don’t you dare sit for a meal with a hat on; my ancestors with a surname that ends with a vowel will slap the shit out of you from beyond the veil
When there was only one set of footprints, the Metroid was carrying us. Now, please read Dianetics.
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When there was only one set of footprints, the Metroid was carrying us. Now, please read Dianetics.
I genuinely can’t fathom why he’d run on releasing the files when he would absolutely know he was all over them. It’s just utterly baffling to go all in on that and figure everyone will forget about it when he won.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I genuinely can’t fathom why he’d run on releasing the files when he would absolutely know he was all over them. It’s just utterly baffling to go all in on that and figure everyone will forget about it when he won.
Everything written without Pegg is just a one-dimensional trophy woman for the main guy to win. It’s fucking gross.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Everything written without Pegg is just a one-dimensional trophy woman for the main guy to win. It’s fucking gross.
I think that’s giving him too much credit. It’s very telling one of his first post-Pegg films was the abominable Scott Pilgrim - a shitbag ratman dumping a decent woman who loves him for something new and shiny. It’s the same fucking play again and again and I’m over the immaturity.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think that’s giving him too much credit. It’s very telling one of his first post-Pegg films was the abominable Scott Pilgrim - a shitbag ratman dumping a decent woman who loves him for something new and shiny. It’s the same fucking play again and again and I’m over the immaturity.
It’s been downhill since he stopped writing with Simon Pegg. It’s honestly appalling how he repeatedly writes female characters only as one-dimensional agentless trophies for the male lead
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It’s been downhill since he stopped writing with Simon Pegg. It’s honestly appalling how he repeatedly writes female characters only as one-dimensional agentless trophies for the male lead
We have literary podcasts?!
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
We have literary podcasts?!
I’m sure this is going to age well and never get brought up again when you’re running for re-election.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m sure this is going to age well and never get brought up again when you’re running for re-election.
Maybe it was YouTube compression, but it weirdly didn’t bother me because I genuinely don’t remember what that kid looked like back then because he was in 20 minutes of the first season then had a growth spurt, and they only worked out what to do with him in the end of the fourth season.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Maybe it was YouTube compression, but it weirdly didn’t bother me because I genuinely don’t remember what that kid looked like back then because he was in 20 minutes of the first season then had a growth spurt, and they only worked out what to do with him in the end of the fourth season.