Kazimierz Kapusniak
@letmeseethatkaz.bsky.social
Freelance Graphic Designer and Branding Consultant
I often think that English people aren’t that different from Scottish people, then cricket happens and I realise that you all seem to care about it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I often think that English people aren’t that different from Scottish people, then cricket happens and I realise that you all seem to care about it.
@littlekittybigcity.bsky.social It took me way too long to start playing this, but now I am, someone is very curious.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@littlekittybigcity.bsky.social It took me way too long to start playing this, but now I am, someone is very curious.
A message to all freelancers, if you can, please charge a flat rate per project. Saves everyone a lot of admin and unexpected charges. And ok, sometimes you might under quote, but sometimes you do 25 minutes work as I did today and it’s embarrassing how much that translates to as an hourly rate.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A message to all freelancers, if you can, please charge a flat rate per project. Saves everyone a lot of admin and unexpected charges. And ok, sometimes you might under quote, but sometimes you do 25 minutes work as I did today and it’s embarrassing how much that translates to as an hourly rate.
Kenny McLean is finally forgiven for playing for Norwich.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Kenny McLean is finally forgiven for playing for Norwich.
This is definitely turning into the most Scotland way to finish second in the group
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is definitely turning into the most Scotland way to finish second in the group
I’m not quite sure how to deal with that. Scotland don’t score goals like that. In the second minute.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m not quite sure how to deal with that. Scotland don’t score goals like that. In the second minute.
Christmas movie where an American woman visits a European microstate and falls in love with the prince, but war is brewing between them and all the other European microstates who now have American queens in charge. At Christmas.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Christmas movie where an American woman visits a European microstate and falls in love with the prince, but war is brewing between them and all the other European microstates who now have American queens in charge. At Christmas.
Hallmark movie where the actors are all actually playing the same characters in each movie they’re in, and so have to rush to spend Christmas with their 20 different families in various small towns in America, none of whom know about each other.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hallmark movie where the actors are all actually playing the same characters in each movie they’re in, and so have to rush to spend Christmas with their 20 different families in various small towns in America, none of whom know about each other.
Me watching Greece v Scotland.
this is so embarrassing I feel physically uncomfortable
Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me watching Greece v Scotland.
There’s a VERY optimistic ice cream van going down my street right now in the dark and absolute driving rain.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There’s a VERY optimistic ice cream van going down my street right now in the dark and absolute driving rain.
Who was the guy in the 90s who was like a celebrity publicist/reputation smoother who was a bit working class and smoked a cigar (not Max Clifford)? I can picture him but I can’t for the life of me remember his name. Wore like sovereign rings and as far as I remember was very London.
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Who was the guy in the 90s who was like a celebrity publicist/reputation smoother who was a bit working class and smoked a cigar (not Max Clifford)? I can picture him but I can’t for the life of me remember his name. Wore like sovereign rings and as far as I remember was very London.
Well it looks like I’m using AI the way it was intended, for images of women’s knickers (upscaling drawings of them so they’re high res enough to go on a large format print to encourage women to talk about their periods).
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well it looks like I’m using AI the way it was intended, for images of women’s knickers (upscaling drawings of them so they’re high res enough to go on a large format print to encourage women to talk about their periods).
Two drunk men outside Asda:
Drunk 1: You’re a bastard.
Drunk 2: Did you call me a bastard?
Drunk 1: Aye I did.
Drunk 2: Am no a bastard! I’ll punch you in the face!
Drunk 1: See, you’re a bastard.
Drunk 1: You’re a bastard.
Drunk 2: Did you call me a bastard?
Drunk 1: Aye I did.
Drunk 2: Am no a bastard! I’ll punch you in the face!
Drunk 1: See, you’re a bastard.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Two drunk men outside Asda:
Drunk 1: You’re a bastard.
Drunk 2: Did you call me a bastard?
Drunk 1: Aye I did.
Drunk 2: Am no a bastard! I’ll punch you in the face!
Drunk 1: See, you’re a bastard.
Drunk 1: You’re a bastard.
Drunk 2: Did you call me a bastard?
Drunk 1: Aye I did.
Drunk 2: Am no a bastard! I’ll punch you in the face!
Drunk 1: See, you’re a bastard.
Turns out the only sport my cat has any interest in is the Individual Pursuit. Can’t take her eyes off it.
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Turns out the only sport my cat has any interest in is the Individual Pursuit. Can’t take her eyes off it.
NOW IS THE TIME TO ROL THE DYKES
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
NOW IS THE TIME TO ROL THE DYKES
A friend made a playlist for each year of their life, which made me start to do the same. So in classic “start as you mean to go on” fashion, the first playlist includes an hour long ambient piece and a vaguely disturbing industrial track. I’m sure 0 year old me would’ve loved it.
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A friend made a playlist for each year of their life, which made me start to do the same. So in classic “start as you mean to go on” fashion, the first playlist includes an hour long ambient piece and a vaguely disturbing industrial track. I’m sure 0 year old me would’ve loved it.
Having to design a logo which involves a cross and needs to be geometric, and it’s so hard to come up with something that doesn’t look like a Nazi designed it.
September 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Having to design a logo which involves a cross and needs to be geometric, and it’s so hard to come up with something that doesn’t look like a Nazi designed it.
Sad that the athletics season is over, so I can’t annoy whoever I’m watching it whenever Hansle Parchment or Christina Honsel appear by saying “he’s/she’s so hot right now”. Or prodding them and saying “watch him” whenever Zakithi Nene is running.
September 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sad that the athletics season is over, so I can’t annoy whoever I’m watching it whenever Hansle Parchment or Christina Honsel appear by saying “he’s/she’s so hot right now”. Or prodding them and saying “watch him” whenever Zakithi Nene is running.
The good news: I finished the final long preparation run before a half marathon. The bad news: I forgot to put tape over my nipples and let’s just say I’m going to be fully testing the effectiveness of Vanish on the top I was wearing.
September 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The good news: I finished the final long preparation run before a half marathon. The bad news: I forgot to put tape over my nipples and let’s just say I’m going to be fully testing the effectiveness of Vanish on the top I was wearing.
Somehow there is nothing funnier than seeing giant discus throwers walking around under normal sized umbrellas, making them look the size of the ones you get in cocktails.
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Somehow there is nothing funnier than seeing giant discus throwers walking around under normal sized umbrellas, making them look the size of the ones you get in cocktails.
It’s almost that time again.
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It’s almost that time again.
My dad kept calling the march in London the “Tony Robinson March”, which I think we can all agree would be a much more appropriately British celebration of Britain than some far right football hooligans.
September 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My dad kept calling the march in London the “Tony Robinson March”, which I think we can all agree would be a much more appropriately British celebration of Britain than some far right football hooligans.
Just had a conversation with a friend and apparently I’m a “bad person” because on any web form where I get asked “how did you find out about this product/service/brand?” I always tick “Other” and write “Your mum”.
September 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just had a conversation with a friend and apparently I’m a “bad person” because on any web form where I get asked “how did you find out about this product/service/brand?” I always tick “Other” and write “Your mum”.
Anyway, that’s enough of racists, look at my harvest. Anyone who says growing veg is hard is worrying too much, put it in the ground, control the weeds (if you get a water permeable cover then job done) and leave them. Ok the tomatoes/peppers needed a greenhouse and watering but that wasn’t hard.
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Anyway, that’s enough of racists, look at my harvest. Anyone who says growing veg is hard is worrying too much, put it in the ground, control the weeds (if you get a water permeable cover then job done) and leave them. Ok the tomatoes/peppers needed a greenhouse and watering but that wasn’t hard.