I love the title, will give it a listen.

Captain Oblivious gets my vote.

A stunner

Oh if I’d had one of them near me when I was a kid I’d have bought so much tat.

I’m in for an absolute treat!

Still need to do my annual festive trip to The Range to marvel at the Christmas-themed horrors they have for sale before just buying some sandpaper or something instead. Looking forward to it.

Soup is a tricky one logistically, but you can always go the Polish route and serve it inside hollowed out bread. Kind of counts.

Totally, such an odd thing to say. And I’m with you on the “put it in between some bread and it’ll be better”, some of the best things I’ve eaten have just been leftovers turned into a sandwich. A mushroom risotto in particular was surprisingly good.

Sunak reading this, holding a sandwich, crying, because he just genuinely loves sandwiches that much. “I mean a sandwich is at least a meal, Traitors isn’t even a film” as he takes another bite.

Glad you’re feeling better!

Are you a cat?

Oh no definitely not exclusive, just the difference between doing something for the fun of it and for a job really (as I’m well aware as someone who works in a creative field).

And we’re not stand ups or writers so we have the luxury of just fucking about without having to hone it down to the most impactful ideas.

A favourite joke that me and a friend tell is very simple and (in essence should be) short, but we always turn it into a whole story that lasts for ages with detours and and riffing off each other for a long time. Just to get to a terrible punchline. Wouldn’t be memorable if we just told it straight

Not to gloat, it was still only 25 minutes of work. And I won’t get paid for a month. But in a month the drinks are on me.

As a Scotland fan, international breaks are both torture and the best weeks of the season. Just about forgiven Kenny McLean for being Norwich after that goal.

Still time

How inevitable is it that Denmark will score at 90+6 minutes?

I want to say something supportive and profound, because I appreciate you, but I’m crap at that so I’m going to say that is spoken like a true Spurs fan (but seriously, big love to you).