may or may not have accidentally drank a spiderweb do you still think i'm hot
April 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
may or may not have accidentally drank a spiderweb do you still think i'm hot
hey i ate all the croutons and cheese in your salad do you want all these leaves back
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
hey i ate all the croutons and cheese in your salad do you want all these leaves back
ovi you fuckin did the damn thing
April 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ovi you fuckin did the damn thing
need to stop saying "a cigarette" whenever someone asks me what i'm craving for dinner or whatever i quit like 8 years ago but
March 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
need to stop saying "a cigarette" whenever someone asks me what i'm craving for dinner or whatever i quit like 8 years ago but
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Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport | CNN
A close call between a Delta Air Lines Airbus A319 taking off from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and a US Air Force T-38 jet, often used by the military for training, sounded alarms in the...
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March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"remember you are one" the substance [handshake] severance
March 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"remember you are one" the substance [handshake] severance
severance s2 finale where everything is the same except mark squeaks like a chew toy when drummond punches him in the face
March 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
severance s2 finale where everything is the same except mark squeaks like a chew toy when drummond punches him in the face
severance prestige television
March 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
severance prestige television
gemma scout has suffered more than jesus christ
March 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
gemma scout has suffered more than jesus christ
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
drafting resignation letters just to feel something
March 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
drafting resignation letters just to feel something
we've progressed past the need for more ted lasso actually
March 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
we've progressed past the need for more ted lasso actually
boss asked me how i was doing and i said i was thinking of growing a mullet again and all coworkers gave a knowing sympathetic nod
March 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
boss asked me how i was doing and i said i was thinking of growing a mullet again and all coworkers gave a knowing sympathetic nod
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Well at least we tried our worst
March 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Well at least we tried our worst
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
one thing about harmony cobel is my girl be driving, anyway, here's vroom vroom by charli xcx
March 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
one thing about harmony cobel is my girl be driving, anyway, here's vroom vroom by charli xcx
harmony cobel the woman in stem you are
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
harmony cobel the woman in stem you are
anyway in other news i got my septum to 12g and my lobes to 4g these are the small sexy victories i'm riding high on
March 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
anyway in other news i got my septum to 12g and my lobes to 4g these are the small sexy victories i'm riding high on
the severance subreddit is a fascinating study on people who watch tv shows with their eyes and ears closed
March 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the severance subreddit is a fascinating study on people who watch tv shows with their eyes and ears closed
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Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania
March 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Demi Moore can still win if she takes Pennsylvania
had to remind myself this was hockey related but also that it's hockey related
March 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
had to remind myself this was hockey related but also that it's hockey related
fall in love again and again at the combination lumon blood drive, lumon fertility clinic, eagan emporium, lumon pd, and lumon staged death and kidnapping
February 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
fall in love again and again at the combination lumon blood drive, lumon fertility clinic, eagan emporium, lumon pd, and lumon staged death and kidnapping
this most important plot point of severance is that half of it takes place within keanu reeves
February 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
this most important plot point of severance is that half of it takes place within keanu reeves
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a big sandwich might be life changing
February 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
a big sandwich might be life changing