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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞
@leiflitter.bsky.social
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31 / They/Them nb masc newt / creating niche yaoi and screaming, mostly. I will doodle things and nobody can stop me.
In the #cattonquick mines

Minors DNI / No AI / No NFTs

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Leif 🌿🏳️‍⚧️ Middle Aged Man Yaoi Machine 🔞 @leiflitter.bsky.social · Jan 20
🌿hey, I'm Leif!🌿
Hobby artist and fanfic demon from the UK, here to provide:
Fanart of my Saltburn lads, Felix and Oliver
Fic updates n snippets
OC art and rambles
and whatever else I feel like!
A scene based on my Longfic, You're Almost Home. Felix and Oliver sit on a park bench in the rain, beneath an umbrella. They are both wearing coats; Oliver's is bright blue with a fur-trimmed hood, Felix has a long black trench coat that's baggy on him. Felix, a tall man with shaggy brown hair and lightly tanned skin, has one arm around Oliver's shoulders while giving him a sneaky handjob, tongue poking out in concentration and his attention glued to Oliver's dick. Oliver is a smaller man with blue eyes and pale skin, and short dark hair. Oliver's holding tightly to his open trousers, watching Felix's face with a mixture of yearning and self-consciousness. Vincent- an unnaturally tall, skinny, pale cis man. He has light brown hair cut into a deathhawk. Vincent is in a graveyard at night. A large tombstone is behind him, the moon little more than a faint glow in a cloudy sky. He's naked, aside from the tattered remains of a t-shirt. His eyes are closed, mouth hanging open as he moans, "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck-" A ghostly figure has Vincent's arms held above his head in one huge hand. The other is between Vinny's legs, fingerfucking him while Vincent comes hands-free. Ectoplasm is dripping from that hand, the ghost clearly having improvised lube as its fingers are probably as thick around as Vincent's cock and far longer. The ghost is wearing a flowing black cloak, with only the hands, forearms, part of the chest and the bottom half of its face visible. It glows an eerie blue, bones visible through its skin, and a small smile on its lips. The light it emits illuminates Vincent's skin. Skriker - a well-built man with black hair that is shaved at the sides. He is well-built and has many scars, including top surgery scars and discolouration over his left eye. A large scar splits his lip on the left side, and his nose has clearly been broken more than once. He has bright orange eyes with black sclera, and has big silver rings through his earlobes and his nipples. He's tied up, arms above his head, showing off his dripping and very hairy tdick with a smirk. Felix is taking a mirror selfie while riding Oliver as they both sit in a chair. He's hiding most of his face with his phone, legs spread to show off Oliver's dick about halfway inside him. He's naked apart from a tshirt that says "Enjoy Cock," although it's backwards as the photo is mirrored. Most of Oliver is hidden from the waist-up.
leiflitter.bsky.social
Minor Leif Update:
Am alive, just battling TMJ (love it when chewing hurts 😔) and some sort of ick I think I picked up when I went to London AND preppin for Flat Fuck Fursday (22 days)

Currently hibernating, watching taskmaster and playing a lot of Horizon Forbidden West as I recoup my energy 😮‍💨
April 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Fascists play lip service to freedom of speech, but fascists only support freedom for those who agree with them and support them. JD Vance is fine with this prosecution.
sarahemclaugh.bsky.social Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · Feb 18
Placebo's Brian Molko has been charged with defamation for “contempt of the institutions" in Italy after calling prime minister Giorgia Meloni a “piece of shit, fascist, racist” during the 2023 Sonic Park festival.
Placebo’s Brian Molko Charged With Defamation for Calling Italian Prime Minister “Fascist, Racist”
Molko was sued in 2023 for his onstage remarks about Italy’s hard-right government
pitchfork.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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drlindseyfitz.bsky.social
Whatever you say, @surgeonshall.bsky.social 👀
surgeonshall.bsky.social Surgeons' Hall Museums @surgeonshall.bsky.social · Feb 14
This wooden mouth gag from the nineteenth century, would have been inserted in a gap between the teeth & screwed so that the patient opened their mouth. With the gag in place the mouth stayed open, this was particularly useful if the patient had a condition such as lockjaw.
A conical screw made from wood. It has a large handle at one end..
February 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
leiflitter.bsky.social
It's my partner's birthday on the 18th so I had to draw his beautiful wife dressed as his favourite animal~
Kiryu-chaaaaan, where are you?

#Yakuza #goromi #fanart #majima #art #digitalart
Goromi, who is NOT Goro Majima in drag. She is a beautiful woman with big blonde hair, a goatee beard, bodysuit tattoos and and eyepatch. She's dressed in a red panda outfit, with ears, a fluffy tail, and a frilly lingerie set along with fishnets and high heels. Above her is written "Happy Birthday". Goromi, who is NOT Goro Majima in drag. She is a beautiful woman with big blonde hair, a goatee beard, bodysuit tattoos and and eyepatch. She's dressed in a red panda outfit, with ears, a fluffy tail, and a frilly lingerie set along with fishnets and high heels.
February 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
leiflitter.bsky.social
happy valentine's day!
February 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
leiflitter.bsky.social
Been a quiet goblin but had some big stuff goin' on
Work is busy
Gettin on top of my dental health
Things are moving on the top surgery front
AND, most importantly, I got NEW TROUSERS!
A mirror selfie of Leif from the neck down. They are wearing a light grey t-shirt with 1000% STOKED! on it in yellow and black letters, and some absolutely bangin' yellow plaid trousers.
February 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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erotikcannibal.bsky.social
💖 Nike x Diivo 💖

He saw her and just couldn’t resist, he NEEDED to finger both holes to ear what sounds she’d make

Nike belongs to @peachinash.bsky.social

#nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwartist #ocship #ocshipart #ocsky #fingering
February 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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erotikcannibal.bsky.social
CW #pregnancy technically #mpreg

✨Trans AU✨

Ghallain gets so bored laid up at home, his mate won’t even let him do yard work!!! In their defense he’s got two months left and that belly is only gonna get bigger

But hey, smut novels and a dildo passes the time quite well 💖

#nsfw #nsfwart #ocsky
February 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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lyonface.bsky.social
The Ides of March are about a month away, and idk man...feels like there's a really good eventful and entertaining way we could celebrate that.
February 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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oddletters.bsky.social
hey champs if you live in these states you should be calling your state reps *today* and advocating for trans people
assignedmedia.org Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · Feb 6
A/P [Feb 5] -- Bills have been introduced in Arizona, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Montana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Texas & Virginia that would cut off public funding for gender affirming care for _adults_. Georgia's is the first to advance out of committee.

[by @rikiwilchins.bsky.social‬]
The transgender care fight targets more adults as Georgia and other states weigh laws
Conservatives’ nationwide offensive against transgender care is increasing trying to cut off care for transgender adults, and a panel of Georgia lawmakers has become the first in 2025 to move forward.
apnews.com
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
leiflitter.bsky.social
8 days remain...
February 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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handle.invalid
I honestly think everyone on the left really needs to watch this video, because it kind of explains in depth why being quieter on things like trans rights is such a gigantic mistake rn.

In short trump won bc right wingers showed up, not bc anyone moved right.
February 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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pervertanarchy.bsky.social
Guys, we've been over this, don't censor your trigger warnings. The muting function doesn't work if you fuck up the spelling, and nobody can reasonably mute all the different ways people censor words. Just don't do it. You are helping nobody by doing that.
January 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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toadally.bsky.social
Werebeast Opossum! I LOVE how they turned out!
January 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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cainquixote.bsky.social
Little Selené WIP to close out the sketchbook, my sweet moonboy 🥰
Sketchy mechanical pencil linework depicts a fancy lad. He’s turning away from us, face upturned to the night sky, hair tied back. There’s a star motif across his outfit, decorating his cape. In his hands is a mask, though you cannot see the design.
December 30, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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amychu.bsky.social
Basically traps AI crawlers and sends them down an "infinite maze" of static files with no exit links, where they get stuck and thrash around for months. Once trapped, the crawlers can be fed gibberish data, aka Markov babble, which is designed to poison AI models arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
arstechnica.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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ventiskull.bsky.social
Sorry for the repost I just thought it would look better by twos like this.
September 12, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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almakrowan.bsky.social
I don't remember if I posted this #tutorial here already?
Some notes on drawing braids! 🥰
First page of drawing braids tutorials Second page of drawing braids tutorials Third page of drawing braids tutorials some examples of braids I drew with the technique from this tutorial
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social
At 22 years old, Scooter is one fit Southern three-banded armadillo! His secret? One Fast Cat exercise wheel. Staff Biologist Jessie shares that Scooter “loves it and runs on it all the time.” You’re an inspiration to us all, little buddy! 💨
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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erotikcannibal.bsky.social
We have sisters!

Cat nymphs on the loose, Gemma, Raine and Ambrose say hi 🖤

Raine and Ambrose are from the same litter, but Raine is the baby cuz she’s the runt of the litter

#nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwartist #ocsky
February 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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thxnywy.art
perfect creature alert
ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · Feb 4
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
February 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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withkindereyes.bsky.social
Gong to start incorporating “you are a tar pit” into my vocabulary
jb-blunk Mar 4, 2022 in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief. why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot testing-stormneko May 6, 2022 excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm. ib-blunk May 6, 2022 this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank. testing-stormneko May 6, 2022 good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back ib-blunk May 6, 2022 you are a tar pit
February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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artbyveya.bsky.social
February 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
leiflitter.bsky.social
booked a drs appointment and a dentist appointment and now i wanna hibernate for the next 26 years please.
February 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM