Optimus Tryin 🤖
@legendarrius93.bsky.social
H-Town 🤘🏾♌️
Music, sports, anime, gaming, tech, art, and genuine cool shit all interest me heavily.
Music, sports, anime, gaming, tech, art, and genuine cool shit all interest me heavily.
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As toxic as Twitter is now, I'm glad I was there to experience the highs. The day the queen died was one of the single funniest days in human history.
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Just mush in a box. That poor potato never had a chance to be great.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Just mush in a box. That poor potato never had a chance to be great.
Brickle brackle, beans, and figgy wickets 😤 *deep inhale*
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Brickle brackle, beans, and figgy wickets 😤 *deep inhale*
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I was the cool kid in 2nd grade cause i had the Game Boy Link Cable for Pokémon battles.
I was the cool kid in 2nd grade cause i had the Game Boy Link Cable for Pokémon battles.
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Walmart used to have live lobster tanks and a full on home aquarium section
Walmart used to have live lobster tanks and a full on home aquarium section
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Did you know there used to be concerts at Six Flags?
Did you know there used to be concerts at Six Flags?
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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I was the cool kid in 2nd grade cause i had the Game Boy Link Cable for Pokémon battles.
I was the cool kid in 2nd grade cause i had the Game Boy Link Cable for Pokémon battles.
"Ooohh, will we survive the let out!?"
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"Ooohh, will we survive the let out!?"
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Walmart used to have live lobster tanks and a full on home aquarium section
Walmart used to have live lobster tanks and a full on home aquarium section
Age verification?
Did you know there used to be concerts at Six Flags?
Did you know there used to be concerts at Six Flags?
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I had an in-season jheri curl.
I had an in-season jheri curl.
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Walmart used to have live lobster tanks and a full on home aquarium section
Walmart used to have live lobster tanks and a full on home aquarium section
The Fall Off really is J Cole's magnum opus. 22/24 🔥🔥🔥
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The Fall Off really is J Cole's magnum opus. 22/24 🔥🔥🔥
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I saw Cardi, Jessica Alba, and Pedro…were there any other celebs up there?
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I saw Cardi, Jessica Alba, and Pedro…were there any other celebs up there?
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That Bad Bunny halftime show was dope af
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
That Bad Bunny halftime show was dope af
He was just tryna make his hair grow. If it works on beards why not give it a try 🤷🏾♂️
I remember one time I saw this clip of this guy sticking his bald head into a girl’s coochie and maybe that’s what my baldist ways stem from.
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
He was just tryna make his hair grow. If it works on beards why not give it a try 🤷🏾♂️
Fellas, if you haven't already take some time to educate yourself on your woman's menstrual cycle. Not just period week, but the different phases before and after as well. Having an at least baseline understanding of what she's experiencing and when, physically, emotionally, and mentally
My period is swiftly approaching so I feel it appropriate to remind us what our uterus actually looks like inside of our bodies…because for some reason, to this day, women’s bodies go unstudied and are never depicted properly
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Fellas, if you haven't already take some time to educate yourself on your woman's menstrual cycle. Not just period week, but the different phases before and after as well. Having an at least baseline understanding of what she's experiencing and when, physically, emotionally, and mentally
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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I cannot stress how bad I love being Black 😂😂😂😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I cannot stress how bad I love being Black 😂😂😂😂
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Nsnsnsnsmsmsmdmekei FUCKED HIS ASS UP!
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Nsnsnsnsmsmsmdmekei FUCKED HIS ASS UP!
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Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
February 3, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Stop saying underage women.
They are children.
They are children.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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I love that 😂
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I love that 😂
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Can confirm: does look like a buffalo. 😅
a man in a suit holds a piece of paper in his hand
ALT: a man in a suit holds a piece of paper in his hand
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February 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Can confirm: does look like a buffalo. 😅
Somebody confirm I'm not slow (also not high), but dont these trees kinda look like a buffalo??
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Somebody confirm I'm not slow (also not high), but dont these trees kinda look like a buffalo??
These delivery services should notify you if your driver is doubling up and delivering someone else's order before yours. And furthermore you should be able to decline that driver if you dont want to wait the extra time.
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
These delivery services should notify you if your driver is doubling up and delivering someone else's order before yours. And furthermore you should be able to decline that driver if you dont want to wait the extra time.
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Low engagement isn’t gunna stop me fr. I talk to myself in real life too 🙃🤣
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Low engagement isn’t gunna stop me fr. I talk to myself in real life too 🙃🤣