Joe
@lecafecheval.bsky.social
Everton, AuDHD, and Horses. he/him
St Pauli and NY Giants ruining my Sunday this week, just glad I have a 24hr respite before Everton kick the final nail in
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
St Pauli and NY Giants ruining my Sunday this week, just glad I have a 24hr respite before Everton kick the final nail in
This is what I get for betting on the shite
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is what I get for betting on the shite
Hmm yes, thanks Flashscore, very interesting
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hmm yes, thanks Flashscore, very interesting
Graffiti is the language of the people
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Graffiti is the language of the people
Two of my friends on holiday and sending me pics. Meanwhile I’m like
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Two of my friends on holiday and sending me pics. Meanwhile I’m like
I am the most punished human alive, God has abandoned me and I am living my own personal hell for eternity*
*I have a mild head cold
*I have a mild head cold
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am the most punished human alive, God has abandoned me and I am living my own personal hell for eternity*
*I have a mild head cold
*I have a mild head cold
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
Genuinely bragging about this to the Liverpool fan in the bar tonight as if they’re not making millions on the Foo Fighters gigs next year
Bramley Moore to be named “Everton Stadium” during Euro 28 as we host five matches at UEFA EURO 2028 UK & Ireland – four group stage matches and one Round of 16 clash.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Genuinely bragging about this to the Liverpool fan in the bar tonight as if they’re not making millions on the Foo Fighters gigs next year
I finally saw Everton score a goal at the new stadium!
a cartoon of two dogs standing next to each other with the words hooray on the bottom
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November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I finally saw Everton score a goal at the new stadium!
5th time I’ve been at this ground and not seen us score. I go downstairs, Everton score. Thanks, Everton.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
5th time I’ve been at this ground and not seen us score. I go downstairs, Everton score. Thanks, Everton.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Wearing this when Everton next win a trophy while I scream at kids why they will never know the true pain of being an Everton fan à la the @shenanigansen.bsky.social ‘Amateurs!’ comic
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Wearing this when Everton next win a trophy while I scream at kids why they will never know the true pain of being an Everton fan à la the @shenanigansen.bsky.social ‘Amateurs!’ comic
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Watched all of Zohran Mamdani's victory speech this morning. I really hope this is the start of something massive, something big enough to fight the inevitable escalation this will prompt from the White House.
This was the bit that got me.
This was the bit that got me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Watched all of Zohran Mamdani's victory speech this morning. I really hope this is the start of something massive, something big enough to fight the inevitable escalation this will prompt from the White House.
This was the bit that got me.
This was the bit that got me.
For once I can’t wait to hear the weirdest Ham Shanks alive completely shit their pants when they wake up over there. If they were fuming about a liberal black man being president, the socialist Muslim is going to give them an aneurysm.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
For once I can’t wait to hear the weirdest Ham Shanks alive completely shit their pants when they wake up over there. If they were fuming about a liberal black man being president, the socialist Muslim is going to give them an aneurysm.
Well done New York, always said you were sound. Bougie breakfast to celebrate.
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Well done New York, always said you were sound. Bougie breakfast to celebrate.
One day I’ll make a meal that doesn’t contain 4000% of my daily sodium intake. But today is not that day.
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One day I’ll make a meal that doesn’t contain 4000% of my daily sodium intake. But today is not that day.
“It’s just a game” until you invest all of your hope in life into three teams who all suck shit
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“It’s just a game” until you invest all of your hope in life into three teams who all suck shit
Me watching that N’Diaye goal like:
a man with red hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me watching that N’Diaye goal like:
Well, it’s happened. My dad just asked me what “woke” means.
a close up of a chihuahua with a reviewionivere.com website behind it
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November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well, it’s happened. My dad just asked me what “woke” means.
Cashed out on my acca at £731, Oxford United equalised not long after. Thank you football gods
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cashed out on my acca at £731, Oxford United equalised not long after. Thank you football gods
DJ stuck on Z-Cars and got booed. All Rugby League fans except @blue-nose-amy.bsky.social are plebs.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
DJ stuck on Z-Cars and got booed. All Rugby League fans except @blue-nose-amy.bsky.social are plebs.
Anyone know a nicer way of saying “I fucking hate AI and if you do this I will not come home for Christmas”?
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Anyone know a nicer way of saying “I fucking hate AI and if you do this I will not come home for Christmas”?
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am proud to be a knobhead
Absolutely psyched for the ACNH update, especially with another collapse of society coming up
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Absolutely psyched for the ACNH update, especially with another collapse of society coming up