The guy who invented Coca-Cola

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Me when I smash one of the Musk clone’s head off on the fist play:

That’s close enough to be a Spanish/Basque drink, it slams en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo

I got put there for the RL Ashes game. Ran out of San Miguel before the game started. Window in terrace gives a lovely view of Castle Greyskull. View from seat was good but needed oxygen getting to the very back row of the stand. Just glad i didn’t pay extra for it.

Dude, I just miss when heads of state were brought down by mere things like espionage in hotel rooms or consensual sex with women

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I’ve not paid £50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

“And those there are Horse-drawn horse-drawn carriages!” youtu.be/5FR8g1Ms5zc

Nyeeh, nyeeh, nyeeh!

I’d love to see more of the sleep aid series, especially since I’m writing this at 4 in the morning

Rockstar press conference seemed odd:

A hand was discharged and an officer-involved subbing took place, exposing the hero stormtrooper to tear gas (onion), mustard gas (mustard) and fentanyl (sandwich wrapper)