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I may or may not exist. Who knows?
A reminder Sallie Mae lies. Frequently. Especially when they fuck up.
And when you catch them in their lies, they employ a lawyer to intimidate you.
And when you catch them in their lies, they employ a lawyer to intimidate you.
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
A reminder Sallie Mae lies. Frequently. Especially when they fuck up.
And when you catch them in their lies, they employ a lawyer to intimidate you.
And when you catch them in their lies, they employ a lawyer to intimidate you.
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Referring to his keynote address at the World Economic Forum, Trump told the audience that sometimes “you need a dictator.” To be clear, this is the President of the United Staes telling the world (including us) that we need a dictator, and HE is that dictator.
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Referring to his keynote address at the World Economic Forum, Trump told the audience that sometimes “you need a dictator.” To be clear, this is the President of the United Staes telling the world (including us) that we need a dictator, and HE is that dictator.
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Anyone who votes to fund it clearly has no respect for the Constitution or the American people.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Anyone who votes to fund it clearly has no respect for the Constitution or the American people.
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The post of an absolute madman.
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The post of an absolute madman.
Have yall ever talked to a rich person?
Theyre the most disconnected from reality ive ever seen. People who are hallucinating whole other realities are more grounded and tethered.
They have no fucking clue and will actively deny and destroy anything that doesnt fit what they want.
Theyre the most disconnected from reality ive ever seen. People who are hallucinating whole other realities are more grounded and tethered.
They have no fucking clue and will actively deny and destroy anything that doesnt fit what they want.
January 23, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Have yall ever talked to a rich person?
Theyre the most disconnected from reality ive ever seen. People who are hallucinating whole other realities are more grounded and tethered.
They have no fucking clue and will actively deny and destroy anything that doesnt fit what they want.
Theyre the most disconnected from reality ive ever seen. People who are hallucinating whole other realities are more grounded and tethered.
They have no fucking clue and will actively deny and destroy anything that doesnt fit what they want.
If you call me sweetie in a game and you aren't dating me.
Stop.
Its gross, its condescending, and makes you sound like a creeper.
Stop.
Its gross, its condescending, and makes you sound like a creeper.
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If you call me sweetie in a game and you aren't dating me.
Stop.
Its gross, its condescending, and makes you sound like a creeper.
Stop.
Its gross, its condescending, and makes you sound like a creeper.
If you are suggesting sex tests to prevent trans children from playing sports you are weird, creepy, and honestly should be investigated.
Like come on yall.
Like come on yall.
January 22, 2026 at 12:42 PM
If you are suggesting sex tests to prevent trans children from playing sports you are weird, creepy, and honestly should be investigated.
Like come on yall.
Like come on yall.
Tech ceos are just railroad barons. But way more facist and thats saying something.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Tech ceos are just railroad barons. But way more facist and thats saying something.
In case it wasnt clear, fuck subscription based bullshit.
If I pay you money for a product I should be able to use said product without having to continue to pay for it.
Fuck corporations
If I pay you money for a product I should be able to use said product without having to continue to pay for it.
Fuck corporations
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
In case it wasnt clear, fuck subscription based bullshit.
If I pay you money for a product I should be able to use said product without having to continue to pay for it.
Fuck corporations
If I pay you money for a product I should be able to use said product without having to continue to pay for it.
Fuck corporations
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Trump is a Russian asset.
And every Republican is responsible for all that is happening to America and the civilized world because of it.
And every Republican is responsible for all that is happening to America and the civilized world because of it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Trump is a Russian asset.
And every Republican is responsible for all that is happening to America and the civilized world because of it.
And every Republican is responsible for all that is happening to America and the civilized world because of it.
Republicans seem to really love having to show their papers to prove their citizens.
Really makes it seem like that whole "no big government" stance they had was cause they just didn't wanna stop being bigots.
Show me a republican with morals and I'll show you a mythical creature.
Really makes it seem like that whole "no big government" stance they had was cause they just didn't wanna stop being bigots.
Show me a republican with morals and I'll show you a mythical creature.
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Republicans seem to really love having to show their papers to prove their citizens.
Really makes it seem like that whole "no big government" stance they had was cause they just didn't wanna stop being bigots.
Show me a republican with morals and I'll show you a mythical creature.
Really makes it seem like that whole "no big government" stance they had was cause they just didn't wanna stop being bigots.
Show me a republican with morals and I'll show you a mythical creature.
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Everyone is 12 theory of American politics remains strong.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Everyone is 12 theory of American politics remains strong.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
I think i should be able to fist fight politicians as a form of addressing grievances with their performances.
Like as a citizen I think I should be able to challenge them to a non lethal duel with my fists.
Like as a citizen I think I should be able to challenge them to a non lethal duel with my fists.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I think i should be able to fist fight politicians as a form of addressing grievances with their performances.
Like as a citizen I think I should be able to challenge them to a non lethal duel with my fists.
Like as a citizen I think I should be able to challenge them to a non lethal duel with my fists.
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Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Now more than ever, we're a two timing, back stabbing, and disloyal nation without integrity.
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Trump has obviously been giving any and all intelligence Putin wants to him.
That is treason.
Trump should be more than impeached after we get the bastard out of office.
He should be tried for treason.
That is treason.
Trump should be more than impeached after we get the bastard out of office.
He should be tried for treason.
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Trump has obviously been giving any and all intelligence Putin wants to him.
That is treason.
Trump should be more than impeached after we get the bastard out of office.
He should be tried for treason.
That is treason.
Trump should be more than impeached after we get the bastard out of office.
He should be tried for treason.
Donald J Trump, acts like a child. Hes just throwing tantrums when he doesnt get what he wants.
Its just so.... pathetic...
Its just so.... pathetic...
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Donald J Trump, acts like a child. Hes just throwing tantrums when he doesnt get what he wants.
Its just so.... pathetic...
Its just so.... pathetic...
The rich romanticize poverty to convince us that them hoarding weath is okay.
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The rich romanticize poverty to convince us that them hoarding weath is okay.
Ya know later in my life, ive grown to kinda enjoy camping. Ive learned that spending more upfront does save money later.
So splurge a bit and you'll save money and time in the long run.
Like good durable tent spikes. Theyre good for so much, like protection against wild animals.
So splurge a bit and you'll save money and time in the long run.
Like good durable tent spikes. Theyre good for so much, like protection against wild animals.
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ya know later in my life, ive grown to kinda enjoy camping. Ive learned that spending more upfront does save money later.
So splurge a bit and you'll save money and time in the long run.
Like good durable tent spikes. Theyre good for so much, like protection against wild animals.
So splurge a bit and you'll save money and time in the long run.
Like good durable tent spikes. Theyre good for so much, like protection against wild animals.
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He's seeding the idea of the government takeover of the media.
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
He's seeding the idea of the government takeover of the media.
I ain't asking permission, im gonna have a fucking socialist democracy.
Facist authoritarian pigs can cry about it.
Facist authoritarian pigs can cry about it.
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I ain't asking permission, im gonna have a fucking socialist democracy.
Facist authoritarian pigs can cry about it.
Facist authoritarian pigs can cry about it.
No law enforcement should have firearms.
They have proven time and time again they have less control over their firearms and emotions during their activities than literal gang members.
For the safety of literally everyone, they should not have firearms.
They have proven time and time again they have less control over their firearms and emotions during their activities than literal gang members.
For the safety of literally everyone, they should not have firearms.
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
No law enforcement should have firearms.
They have proven time and time again they have less control over their firearms and emotions during their activities than literal gang members.
For the safety of literally everyone, they should not have firearms.
They have proven time and time again they have less control over their firearms and emotions during their activities than literal gang members.
For the safety of literally everyone, they should not have firearms.
Fuck health insurance companies.
The amount of times I had to call them and say something along the lines of "youre denying life saving care for this patient, if they die I will make sure a criminal investigation is made into everyone on the decision tree for this"
Was too damn high.
The amount of times I had to call them and say something along the lines of "youre denying life saving care for this patient, if they die I will make sure a criminal investigation is made into everyone on the decision tree for this"
Was too damn high.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Fuck health insurance companies.
The amount of times I had to call them and say something along the lines of "youre denying life saving care for this patient, if they die I will make sure a criminal investigation is made into everyone on the decision tree for this"
Was too damn high.
The amount of times I had to call them and say something along the lines of "youre denying life saving care for this patient, if they die I will make sure a criminal investigation is made into everyone on the decision tree for this"
Was too damn high.
Nvidia, micron, Microsoft ect.
Are basically the Simpsons "am I out of touch? No its the kids that are wrong" meme.
They use money that doesnt exist to buy things that dont exist to fulfill promises in order to get more money that doesnt exist.
Are basically the Simpsons "am I out of touch? No its the kids that are wrong" meme.
They use money that doesnt exist to buy things that dont exist to fulfill promises in order to get more money that doesnt exist.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Nvidia, micron, Microsoft ect.
Are basically the Simpsons "am I out of touch? No its the kids that are wrong" meme.
They use money that doesnt exist to buy things that dont exist to fulfill promises in order to get more money that doesnt exist.
Are basically the Simpsons "am I out of touch? No its the kids that are wrong" meme.
They use money that doesnt exist to buy things that dont exist to fulfill promises in order to get more money that doesnt exist.
Im begging people to stop saying ICE and police aren't trained.
They are trained, they're just trained to fucking kill you first and then justify it later.
They are trained, they're just trained to fucking kill you first and then justify it later.
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Im begging people to stop saying ICE and police aren't trained.
They are trained, they're just trained to fucking kill you first and then justify it later.
They are trained, they're just trained to fucking kill you first and then justify it later.