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Clare
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Poodle mom. Seahawks fan. Mariners forever. Nice guys wind up in the middle, and the middle never goes viral.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,839,342!
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Pam Bondi will not have a license to practice law when this is all over. You can’t stay a bar member and agree to investigate only members of one political party for child sexual abuse but not members of the other. And, you can’t do it after previously saying no one else could be charged.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And have some fucking dignity, Olivia!
It’s really dismaying to see Olivia Nuzzi get any press coverage at all at this point. Have some fucking dignity, editors.
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Hold on. Judge won over Raleigh? Do they know it includes when they play in the field too? lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Cal robbed of the MVP this year.

“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."

Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
cage match. It’s the only way
Once two baseball players have both received 3 MVP awards, they should have to compete in a baseball skills decathlon to determine who is truly the best.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Judge is a great player, but Cal Raleigh had the best ever season by a catcher and should have been the MVP. Bad enough that the oligarch teams dominate the sport. They shouldn't geta leg up in post-season awards too.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When I’m that person, I somehow psychically feel the pressure and start skipping whole pages.
the person who is currently reading the library book i'm next in line for SURE IS TAKING THEIR SWEET TIME
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is very satisfying to watch —
clearing storm drains like we did back in the old country
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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And I'm just a PhD theoretical quantum chemist so I may not understand how numbers work, but in my universe, 60 > 53 and 125 > 114.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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A season #Mariners fans will never forget.

Thank you, Cal. 💪
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out his window, "I'm gonna make your life a living hell!"
I yelled back, "Thanks, but I'm not looking for a relationship right now."
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers: NO STARBUCKS for the duration of the strike. (No idea what birds have to do with it, but I'm down.)
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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periodic reminder that animal shelters are full of senior animals in desperate need of a loving home to spend their closing chapters in. you may not get the same amount of years you'd get with a younger pet but the love you'll get from an elder pet who knows you're their forever is incomparable
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is correct. We only have 3-4 super productive hours a day and even that should be broken into 2 or 3 chunks
Indie game devs, it's okay if you only work on your game a few hours in a day. Most people are only actually productive for a few hours each day. Long hours are for show, not for getting anything done*.

* We all have the occasional locked in marathon day though
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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When you consider the stuff coming out of the Epstein files, it’s absolutely incredible that the USA hasn’t already completely collapsed.

It definitely gives the impression that there are a lot of people who are in decision-making positions who do a lot of drugs.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Each Thanksgiving I cook a turkey. Occasionally it's good. Usually it's meh. This year I am doing 2 breasts and 2 legs. I don't want the whole turkey cuz:

a. Nobody eats the wings.
b. The breast dries out but the legs are still raw.
c. I DON'T WANT NINE POUNDS OF TURKEY ENTRAILS IN MY GARBAGE CAN
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This never works when I say it to myself 😆
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My favorite story like this is the online friend whose face blindness was limited to men with brown hair and beards.

Her: "Game of Thrones was just incomprehensible."
I'm watching a movie from 1998.
I have moderate facial blindness.
I keep yelling at the TV, 'I know you from something but I don't know what.'
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This bookseller sends me all my books. HIGHLY recommend.

Also, screw Jeff Bezos
Reminder: Every time you shop at an independent bookstore, Jeff Bezos loses a little bit of power.
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.

She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
clerk.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hoo, boy. Let the games begin.
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.

She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
clerk.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's definitely better than "kill all the lawyers."
Before we do anything else we need to arrest the hosts of every politics podcast.
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Senate Democrats should not have caved.

Americans understand that this was a Republican Shutdown, and that we were fighting to protect health care for millions of working families.

It was a righteous fight that we could have won, and it will continue.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM