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143 days, if you're counting. 😉

#BOSS2026
APRIL 10–12, 2026
SOMERVILLE, MA
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
very sad that all the Hayley Williams tour dates sold out in like 30 mins :[
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
not me standing by the front door in full costume waiting for my first trick or treater
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm ready for the Hayley Williams antiviral revival tour please
August 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
this morning I couldn't find my phone. used my pixel watch to make it ring and followed the ringing all the way to where my dad was sitting...

come to fine it's IN HIS BACK POCKET thanks a lot dad I know our phones look alike but YOURS IS IN YOUR HAND
July 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I need an Outlook meeting response that's not "yes" but rather "ugh FINE"
July 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Fix This Sign

xkcd.com/3113/
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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"Iran doesn't have nukes. Israel does.
Iran is a signatory to the NPT. Israel isn't.
Israel has allowed IAEA inspectors into its country. Israel doesn't."

But Israel is the victim? My video for Zeteo on how the media's coverage of this crisis is abysmal & ridiculously biased.
zeteo.com/subscribe
June 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The picture of the dog in the burning room saying “this is fine” but the dog itself is also on fire and running around and setting fire to every other dog and room in its vicinity.
June 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
millennial partnerships be like, each of us in our respective entertainment spaces posting/checking the mutual discord and yelling reactions at each other from different floors of the houss
June 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
grid me now, I've been waiting for this my whole life* #config2025

*sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴜsɪɴɢ ғɪɢᴍᴀ
May 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror
April 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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To our trans & nonbinary siblings:

You belong.
You are seen.
You are loved.
You are enough.

We celebrate you and the space you dare to take up and create, on #TransDayOfVisibility and every day.
March 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the overwhelming urge to walk—no, strut—to the pace of whatever is jamming in my #pixelbuds as if I'm the lead singer in this music video
March 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Don't miss the #BOSS2025 Pro Concert on SATURDAY, APRIL 12TH, headlined by award-winning groups Pipeline Vocal Project and Black to Gold! 🎤

Get tickets now 🎟️ bit.ly/boss2025-con...
March 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
does anyone actually use both of their thumbs to insert spaces when they type?
February 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
someone, please, anyone

friend me on Infinity Nikki: n8EhxUiy

🙏🥹
January 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM